crybaby fruitbutt

♑ Hello, awesome person!

[dirtpeanut-blog]

Wow some of you are still here. I’m so sorry.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

give the sailor moon dub a chance

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ouch. (via flahertykeely)

[wavvybeach]

Love is gross .. but i want it ya kno

[tryinghuman]

[c3rvida3]

Dungeon Master Tip: D&D can be difficult to really get into for people who aren’t used to improv, because a lot of the time, they feel vulnerable and nervous about taking it seriously. To balance silly vibes and serious vibes and make sure your players are having fun in a way that moves the story along, stick a googly eye on your forehead. It’s a whimsical way to remind your shithead idiot friends that you’re their omnipotent god now, and that you can, and will, murder all of their characters if they keep guessing “dildo” as the answer to your puzzles, even when the puzzles aren’t text-based or even puzzles at all, like, what the fuck, guys, you just keep pausing every few turns and asking, “Is the answer dildo?” What’s up with that? Tell me how “dildo” is the answer to a boss battle. No, I’d love to know. I’m waiting. I can wait all day. I gots pajamas on under this velvet Party City cloak, I’m comfy as hell.

[c3rvida3]

Dungeon Master Tip #2: Don’t post things like this on a blog that your players follow, unless you want fifteen bags of free stick-on googly eyes.

[eda-diadem]

[moosekleenex]

Please don’t talk over me.

[pinkyheartshades]

[giltclasps]

My Life as a Teenage Robot Crust Cousins concept art

[webcomicname]

[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.

Litwick: While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

Happy Halloween~

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[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

Just in case you thought that was the end of your emotional roller coaster–it isn’t.

[dirtpeanut-blog]

Bar scene in horror film

Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)

Bar band: (stops playing)

Everyone: (goes quiet)

Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it's "unacceptable" to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom

[snagglepuss]

writers saying characters are lgbt in interviews or on twitter and not actually writing about it in their stories is one of the most annoying things for me because it just feels like they want credit for representation without actually having it

[rockandrollchick29]

[anihyrmoonstar]

Tendaji linearts.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Are Medusa’s pubes also snakes??

[duckhymn-deactivated20250329]

Still crying about the Pineapple OTP