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this is just my blog for nsfw stuff, i pretty exclusively come here to hornypost and jack off.
about me: call me mutt, he/him, mid-20s. trans guy on t, post-hysto, asexual/aegosexual.
boundaries: under 18 dni (i will block you), standard dni. you're never getting videos or pics from me so don't ask for those. i most likely won't respond to dms, but feel free to send asks or replies, i love those.
tag list, kink list, etc under the cut:
I have concocted an elaborate omorashi game, and thought you all might like to know the steps involved in case you're interested in one or all of them.
Step one: Get yourself to about a 5/10, then open up a video game that is fairly open world. Keep drinking and playing until you're really wanting to pee.
Step two: Find a place in game that your character would be able to relieve themselves. The designation of this is up to you. My game of choice is Fallout, and I like to try to find the remains of a bathroom with a toilet, but you can really adapt this to a variety of open world games.
Step 3: open your first Roulette Wheel, which tells you if you get to use the bathroom on that trip or have to spin again later. This is mine, for reference
Step 3: If you land on "go to the bathroom", congrats! You get to piss! But wait, there's a second roulette wheel you must pass first, which tells you where and how much you get to go. Again, mine is below for reference
After you've spun the second roulette wheel and peed, no matter how little, the cycle continues. Go back to your game, and next time you have to go, you must find a different location and repeat the process. Please play responsibly!
So! I really liked this as an idea, and decided to make my own wheels!
I had a slightly different methodology on things. I will generally be using rapid desperation technique and will be pretty wound up, so I'm using a lot shorter timers. The longest being 5 minutes. But these are 5 minutes you have to stay and wait by that damn pee spot.
I'm also not just going "Yeah, you get to pee now", the second wheel has a bunch of options that aren't just relief. This is more of a challenge thing. Here are my two wheels:
Safe spot wheel
Action wheel
Now, I will personally be mixing drinking water with sports drinks to be safe with the mineral balance, but if anyone else wants to do this, drink whatever you want!
And this is obviously tailored to my wants and desires! If anyone else is making wheels like this, I'd love to see them!
did this but laying in bed jacking off and i came as i pissed myself, 10/10
i think maybe i need a bit away from jacking off bc i am receiving diminishing returns
would you want to mix petplay with omo or corpro kinks?
YES!!! it's such a good combo imoš¤¤
like. the classic "no toilets for you, you have to use the litter, puppyā¤ļø" and all the embarrassment and mess that come from using this tiny little thing for their huge load/bursting bladder
I also LOVE when it's a bratty puppy who purposely dribbles on the couch or drops a log on the floor only to act all sorry afterward. they're just a babyš„ŗ you can't get mad! your blanket looks just like their puppy pads. they were trying to be good!!! will they learn their lesson? ...no. but don't they look sooo cute when letting everything out in the middle of the living room?
OR a puppy who only likes going when their owner is watching and cooing praises at them. so they hold the entire time their owner is at work, whining and trying their best to keep it all in. they'd yelp at the occasional leak or fart and paw at the door, thinking that would make their owner come faster. they're so desperate when evening comes that they can't move without wetting themselves and they have been turtleheading for a long while. when the owner finally comes home, the relief and excitement is so strong that they accidentally and uncontrollably go right there.š¤ but they still get praised because they tried soo hard and they'll make it next time for sure! OR they frantically drag their owner to their puppy pad/litter and make a whole show of finally letting everything out. piss endlessly gushes out of them and log after log crackle out of their exhausted muddy hole. the only thing better than the crashing wave of relief are the sweet praises from their owner and aaall the treats and cuddles they'll get afterward.šāļø
SOMETIMES (sometimesā¦) when I have to shit really bad, I wish i could just shit my pants, yāknow? Or just pull down my shorts, pop a squat and just let it out and have it magically cleaned up seconds later.
Itād be made a thousand times better if I was doing it FOR someone else. I wouldnāt mind the mess if there was someone else there to watch and enjoy it.
call me a degenerate for how niche this is but like.. commanding someone to shit their underwear, except they have constipation and can't get anything out at the moment. So you pull their underwear, squat your bare ass into the opening, and drop a massive shit in their pants for them. ugh just feeling your partners ass open and their mess drip all the way down your butt into your undies. The farts coming out just adding to the stink and the warmth of the mess, fuck. Then them being told they aren't allowed to change out til they add their own constipated load as well. Being forced to walk around with your partners mess in your pants til you inevitably add to it
waking up desperate to piss but just not wanting to move because you're so comfortable so just slowly letting the piss out in your bed, feeling the warm spread out until you're just lying in your piss like a filthy whore >>>
staying in your bed and edging yourself until you're so desperate you start to piss again >>>>>>
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big comfy trans cuddle puddle except we're all high and gassy. all fuzzy farting on eachother and giggling <3 someone accidentally wets the bed which inspires someone else to take off their pants and start peeing all over everyone. more people start joining in, soaking eachother and spraying pee all over the room. the bed has turned into a swampy marshland of pee and faggots, everything and everyone is dripping wet when someone else thinks to themself that it wouldn't be that much more cleanup if they decided to let go of their bowels...
ive finally dilated enough to take a toy but i don't know that i can actually come from it. i get so absorbed in the moment and i want to be full and my body wants it, and then nothing happens
Imagine being out on errands or a run, and going over to someone's house for a few minutes, asking to use their bathroom, only to relieve yourself somewhere like the floor/table/bed
that would be so hot.
maybe iām desperate, they tell me where the bathroom is but i somehow get lost and make my way into their bedroom. damn it. i have to go so bad i might go in my pants. a fart bursts desperately out of me and lets out some dribbles with it. iām not gonna make it, so i push my way into their closet and shut the door, pulling down my pants and spraying my piss everywhere- i cant even control it, it makes a dark puddle on the carpet, sprays on the door, and hits some of the shoes and clothes. it feels so good to make such a mess. i finish peeing and fart loudly, grunting and pushing out big logs onto their floor, moving around so theyāre everywhere. i finally finish with another burst of gas and leave the closet- before i exit the bedroom iām about to pull up my pants, before i realize iām not quite finished. i bend over and push out one more on their bedroom floor, a small piss puddle with it, and finally exit casually. no wiping necessary.
or intentionally. the person letās me in and tells me to use any restroom, as if i know. i shrug it off, i hardly understand toilets. i walk into their living room and glance around, before pulling my pants to my ankles and taking a seat on their couch. my piss dribbles out of me easily as i watch what theyāve left on tv, soaking the coach. i fart a few times before my body is ready to poop. itās disgusting. it comes out of me difficultly, i have to lift my leg up. itās mushy and almost painful, but feels so good to me. i grunt and whine loudly as i unload on this persons couch, biting my lips before finally giving in and touching myself. iāve finished pooping, but i hardly noticed as i bring myself to an overwhelming orgasm on this strangers couch. i donāt wipe before i pull up my pants, i brush off my mess and leave wordlessly.
hey so if you're reading this then let 2 little leaks out rn where you are. if your bladder doesn't let you keep trying until you do! try not to completely lose control and empty your bladder all over yourself. although that would be hot. only if you want to, of course!
Piss yourself right now, don't even scroll off until you've pissed at least a little bit into whatever you're wearing <3
Just a little wet spot. Feels good, doesnāt it?
Oh? That's fantastic! I'm glad to hear ā¤ļø
Now do it again š¤
the overwhelming urge to simply use your bed like a toilet
i cum so fast now i barely get to do anything. 15 minutes with a dilator in my hole and a vibe on my dick and i'm gone
We all know presentation is key when it comes to things. A bit of flair, and a bit of uniqueness adds some spice to things and keeps it from getting boring. So, while having you drinking piss straight from the source is still really fucking hot, what other ways would make it more fun, filthy, degrading, and unique?
Lapping it from a pet bowl with your name on it
Licking it off the floor because good girls should be responsible and clean up a mess
Drinking it from a water bottle out in public
Same as above, but from a thermos, so it's still nice and warm
Sucking it down through a funnel because you can't be trusted to not spill (and it makes you seem more like a urinal)
Mixed in your food and drink to give you a very clear reminder that you're a piss slut
Slurping it out of an unflushed toilet bowl because it would be sad to let it go to waste in an inanimate toilet instead of your eager toilet mouth
Wringing it out of your own soaked clothes because I decided to piss all over you
Which ones would you enjoy the most? And can you think of any other, more degrading ones?
Piss yourself right now, don't even scroll off until you've pissed at least a little bit into whatever you're wearing <3
im indecisive as hell or something which is probably why i like the omo concept of someone just giving up. it's half desperation/loss of control and half voluntary, like just that perfect middle ground.
person who is RIGHT THERE in front of the toilet but struggling to unzip their pants, leaking in little spurts while they're tugging at their fly, and then they just give up. they sit down on the toilet with their pants still on, and then they full-force wet themself. most of it ends up in the right place but no small amount of it streams down the legs of their pants and forms a puddle on the ground. they don't even notice, they're just panting with relief like they got what they wanted.
or person who's holding and is fully in the squirming and whimpering stage of desperation like they need to go NOW or they're having an accident. and then, despite being in front of people or in a place otherwise very unsuited to be used like a bathroom, they just pull their pants down and piss into the nearest container, against the wall, on the floor, whatever they can relieve themself with that isn't their pants. probably doesn't spare them any dignity, but their brain is too hazy to think clearly, they just know that they needed to pee so bad and they were not about to keep trying to hold it.
not even necessarily a "giving up" situation, but like safewording out of a holding-during-sex type of thing, and instead of making the whole journey to the bathroom they just sit/lie down and wet the bed. toilet's too many seconds away for their poor bladder. bedsheets are good enough.
