Dirty Mexican Pirate Hooker

I am not capable of filling this box out with information about myself due to the fact that i just dont feel like it.

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[weloveshortvideos]

Insane BMX trick

[instagram]

Ungdee the French Bulldog Lives His Best Life

Follow @ungdee on Instagram — he’s doing something right.

Hello, world! It’s time to meet today’s #WeeklyFluff: Ungdee (@ungdee), a 3-year-old French bulldog living and loving life in Boston. According to his owner, Ungdee passes his time eating, sleeping and pooping — what could be better?

[c-isnenegro]

[dirtymexicanpiratehooker]

When people come back into your life when you need them the most and didn't see it coming!

[oonamoona-deactivated20250527]

Why do we always have to “talk to someone” for us to feel better. What if I don’t have anyone to talk to. What if he was my only friend

Me (via chicbitchx)

[youngganddepressed]

I would reblog this a thousand times bc this is key

[dirtymexicanpiratehooker]

Trying to keep this in my mind. Everything happens for a reason right. If it was meant to be it'll be just move on

[grungexkawaiii]

Every fucking day.

[pineapple-pizzza]

[dirtymexicanpiratehooker]

I love how people you thought were your best friends and would do anything for you would become such two faced bitches

[dirtymexicanpiratehooker]

You find out who you're real friends are

[imjust-a-girl]

[gosh]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

[dirtymexicanpiratehooker]

The question I ask my self on the daily....

Would anyone really notice is I just slipped into oblivion? …..would anyone really care? Who would be the first to notice my shining smile went dull

[gold-cake]

you were in my veins last night.

instead of oxygen, there was you,

stealing my every breath

just like a cigarette. 

[dirtymexicanpiratehooker]

When he calls me in the middle of the night just to tell me that he killed one of the mice in our apartment, he hangs up cause he heard another one and 10 minutes later sends me this. . . . My man is an odd one but that just makes me love him more!!