Playing Dirty

Because someone had to. How: You send in your confessions via ask and I create the graphics for you. If there is a particular picture you like to see used you can provide a link to it. All confessions are anonymous. That one time we were on buzzfeed.

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“I take pleasure in imagining Putin's tiny penis after he went into the ice water - and making it grow again with my hands.“

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“All I do lately is imagine being with tired but tender Kostyantyn Yeliseyev in his office at ungodly hours. Thinking about this man makes me feel all sorts of crazy things.“

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“Could Gérard Darmanin spank me please ?“

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“Has anyone ever realized how frigging huge Malcolm Turnbull's bulge is? I find it simultaneously enticing and uncomfortable.“

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“I want José Antonio Kast to let out his frustrations on my ass.“

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“Holy shit Ben Lake would let him do anything and everything he wants to me.“

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“I want Jim Acosta to come all over Jake Tapper’s face.“

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“All I want for Christmas is to have James Comey eat me out.“

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“I often imagine Brune Poirson's head between my legs.“

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“Poland has new prime minister, and now whenever I see him in the news I want him to take me somewhere semi public and fuck me hard.“

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“I recently saw Bill Morneau in person and I must say that pictures do not do him much justice, he is damn sexy.“

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“Sometimes I fantasize about Avi Gabbay and Yitzhak Herzog having really rough and angry sex. I can imagine that Gabbay completely dominates Herzog, forcing him to suck him off and not letting him come until he says so. Whenever I think about this, my pants get wet.“

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“I am all about the Castrocest and you are the only one I can tell.“

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“For two years I've been obsessed with Vladimir Putin, my soul aches for him. I imagine driving through Moscow at night in the back of his vehicle with the chorus of West Coast(LDR) playing, we fool around in the back and then he takes me to his palace and f*cks me ruthlessly and is very rough and dominant. He has been haunting my dreams, I wanna be his baby doll.“

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“Those glorious candid shots of Margaret Thatcher without her shoes on gave me a foot fetish. I'd love to have worked for her in No 10 and given her a nice, long footrub to help her relax after a hard day of work, perhaps leading to something a bit more intimate...“

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“I have erotic dreams about Benjamin Netanyahu slowly stripping me naked and slowly fingering me until I'm at the edge of a climax. Then we have passionate sex and we lie naked under the bed covers.“

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“I want Cerar to fuck me senseless.“