musings of a disappointed dad

hello, my name is david jehoahaz abraham and i am disappointed 95% times with @sulkingsolomon my beloved child.

[disappointeddavid]

i’m still disappointed

[disappointeddavid]

I'm writting a fanfic about you !

Send me a link.

[disappointeddavid]

My sister says you sacrificed your eyebrows for all your power. Thoughts?

Your sister is 100% correct. Somethings gotta give.

[disappointeddavid]

My friend Ja'far was so sad when you possessed his husband. Any opinions to that?

Who is Ja’far?

[disappointeddavid]

This kind of hipster garbage is what caused my son Solomon to rebel.

[disappointeddavid]

What is dreams? @msclickbait

[disappointeddavid]

This kind of hipster garbage is what caused my son Solomon to rebel.

[disappointeddavid]

What is this garbage again.

[disappointeddavid]

This kind of hipster garbage is what caused my son Solomon to rebel.

[sulkingsolomon]

Normal kids go through “the birds and the bees” talk when they question where babies come from.

I had to sit through 4 child birth videos, a video on how David birthed me, and then a detailed lecture behind my birth.

[disappointeddavid]

And all of my hardwork still couldn’t prevent Sheba’s teen pregnancy

[sulkingsolomon]

Solomon JeHOEhaz Abraham

I think you have me mistaken for my father. Everyone knows who the real JeHOEhaz is in the family

[disappointeddavid]

You can never be a true JeHOEhaz anyway because it was your Destiny to be a SOLOmon.

I’m LMAOing @ your life.

[sulkingsolomon]

You say, but didn’t you have to create someone to finally get with them? And even then she was more interested in killing you than laying with you. But go off I guess

[disappointeddavid]

Hey, son.

What happened to your wife?

[disappointeddavid]

I put the HOE in Jehoeahaz.

[sulkingsolomon]

I say Sheba kissing a photo of davids Abs

Go to your room, you’re grounded

[disappointeddavid]

Shebananannananaa.

[disappointeddavid]

I feel personally attacked

[disappointeddavid]

I think you don't need any eyebrows, you look better without them.

I don't need eyebrows. Eyebrows need me.

[intp-vs-magi]

hmmm

[disappointeddavid]

Let it be know it was the other way round.

[disappointeddavid]

I'm too disappointed by the way you break into other's rukh. Okay? FIGHT ME!

Get used to disappointment. It’s a fact of life. This is my actual propaganda, I want people to experience disappointment like I have with Solomon.

[bishiemon10-deactivated20180306]

@disappointeddavid GRAMPA!!!! Your blog gives me such joy!! Stay modern and hip! You and your son editing your faces I hope I didn’t disappoint!

“Because there’s a solution to every problem. It’s the Jehohahaz Abraham way.” -David, who is very disappointed (quoted directly from the man himself)

[disappointeddavid]

Let's return to the rukh together. We clearly have something in special.

[murphy-stoffelis]

accurate description of david raising sinbad to be the son solomon never was

[disappointeddavid]

My son and his boyfriend.