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adam • he/him • g.hxsti on TikTok • if you wanna be mutuals just lmk I'll follow you back 😞🙏🔥🔥🔥

[owwllly]

waiting at the airport

[nessieartss]

maybe the real dessert was the friends we made along the way

[hinamie]

human-like

[arinavah]

haircut

[skj-weebmam]

Another day, another mission…

[cattoonxd]

How long have you been here?

[frogoru]

omori sketches from today

[bugtoucher420]

"I asked ChatGPT--" Okay well I asked this gossip stone and it told me that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudo Training Ground is not as great as you would expect given the difficulty

[rotteninsects]

blegh.

[saintpoe]

Forgive me, its not Jean-Paul this time. Enjoy my beautiful king Adam

[skipppppy]

In shining armour

[astroadonis]

Cheers and gears ⚙️

[rockinmusicquarterly]

i walk up on stage and approach the microphone. i tap it a few times and clear my throat.

"tenna's employees don't actually hate him or wouldn't care if he died. they don't help you on a no recruits route because they're scared of you, not because they want him dead."

the crowd boos. i hang my head and start to walk away.

"they're right."

i perk up, gaze shooting to the audience seats. i look for who said it, until finally i spot them in the 3rd row:

toby fox.

[thebadtimeskid]

I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.

[kitschky]

and maybe we're doomed but oh my love which one of us is orpheus?

congrats to severance for becoming my second fav anticapitalist-media-referencing-greek-tragedies

[strawberryisscrumptious]

Do we still care about Severance or should I go fuck myself

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.