Keios

Crazy, that just about sums it up.

[darthjordyn]

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

[rosewater1997]

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

[efeminist]

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

[mamadivaa]

[autisticsouda]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[flashfactshq]

Student loans

[only1600kids]

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.

[disbethebeautifulme]

Wolverine, aka guy with metal bones: I'm going off to fight Magneto alone, with no backup.

Wolverine, aka the guy with metal bones: And I'm sure there's absolutely no way this can end badly for me, a man with metal bones.

[actuallyjoebiden-deactivated202]

I convinced 6 middle aged women that professed to hate action movies to go see Mad Max: Fury Road. You know how I did it? I said “The main character is a woman and she’s not sexualized at all.” And that was it. I had a whole speech prepared and I said one sentence before they all agreed to go see it. And they LOVED it. One woman saw it twice so she could bring her teenaged daughter.

All these years, all this industry moaning about how women don’t like action movies, and all it fucking took to change their minds was “The main character is a woman and she’s not sexualized.”

[wayward-mobs]

SAD BUT TRUE.

[autumnnightschristmaslights]

the colder it gets outside the more fashionable and powerful i become 

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[electronicwanderings]

[meme-pr1ncess]

MY JAW DROPPED

[yeahmaniknow-deactivated2018121]

I thought this was gonna go differently

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[cheekyanthony]

Oh my god

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[the-psycho-cutie-deactivated201]

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

[that-ankle-though-deactivated20]

I don’t understand how people say mean things so easily lol like someone could have spent years learning to love themselves and you say something and take them back to square one with just a few words

[all-i-ever-want-is-you]

I hope you read this and take it to heart