"Clerk Delt- Ah, Agent Scarlett, reporting in to the Disciplinary department."
-She/They
-pan, wlw lean
-'Luckiest Clerk Alive'
-Former clerk of Disciplinary, now Agent.
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn

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Show & Tell
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Three Goblin Art

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@disciplinary-agent
"Clerk Delt- Ah, Agent Scarlett, reporting in to the Disciplinary department."
-She/They
-pan, wlw lean
-'Luckiest Clerk Alive'
-Former clerk of Disciplinary, now Agent.
-=---=---=-
my skin gets so red from scratch marksss👀👀👀scratch marks show up sooo easily on my skinn👀👀👀if only someone would take advantage of thisss👀👀👀
my skin gets so red from scratch marksss👀👀👀scratch marks show up sooo easily on my skinn👀👀👀if only someone would take advantage of thisss👀👀👀
Poppy Fields
control: tempting because of its stuffy lobby atmosphere but malkuth will find out and she will write you up about it 4/10
information: same as control but yesod is there. demonstrably worse. funny if you can get away with it tho 2/10
safety: lots of places to tuck in to nap but also 30% chance netzach is already napping there. 6/10 (edit) netzach is a really good nap buddy actually i can forgive him. tiphereth will yell at him tho 7/10
training: theyll literally just let you pass out on a desk somewhere. easy to get away with but no thrill. also hod hovers a lot. 5/10
central: kinda big and spacey. tiphereth will get on your ass about it but she never checks behind the curtains in an emergency. 6/10
welfare: kinda like training but chesed will like. actually leave you alone. hes chill. 8/10
disciplinary: dont do this. 0/10
records: draws out the same exhaustion as a classroom or a doctors office. nowhere to really sleep though. also hokmas kind of a killjoy. 3/10.
extraction: im not fucking doing that lol ?/10
Extraction: Miss Binah may approach you and speak, but she will not interfere. The pillars somewhat lack comfort, but one could bring cushions. I rate it at 6/10.
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Guess I’m working with the Knight of Despair now, too. Fun. The manager really just loves making me deal with as many Abnormalities as possible.
The manager has ordered me to work with The Queen of Hatred for the past week. I understand your issues.
Flesh Vs End: Who is the stronger avatar?
Flesh: Kromer (Limbus Company)
End: The Raven (The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe)
See results
Kromer's passion for The Flesh is undeniable, but does she have what it takes to stand against the inevitable End represented by the Raven?
Ooh, this one is close! Despite some supportive commenters Kromer is still losing to the Raven (but by a lot less than I expected)
I will not pose with any of the magical girls. Stop fucking asking.
AU where the captain of each department gets a hat. If they lose the captain rank they lose the hat and are sad for the next 5 days.
…Where the fuck is my hat
You could acquire one through work with Laetitia or Queen Bee. Alternatively, you could make a request to the manager. Perhaps I could do so on your behalf, if you'd like?
Worked with Fragment of the Universe for the first time today. It gave me another heart-themed gift. Why do I keep getting heart-themed gifts?
Perhaps you have an affinity for a certain sort of abnormality.
I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.
There is a certain degree of idolization when watching people single-handedly eliminate an entity to which your best response is to use your gun on yourself. This goes doubly for you, as a department captain. Triply so, as you are captain of the Disciplinary department and thus have punitive authority over the others.
I know, I know…
...My apologies for patronizing.
…Just focus on your work for today.
Understood, ma'am. I will start immediately.
I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.
There is a certain degree of idolization when watching people single-handedly eliminate an entity to which your best response is to use your gun on yourself. This goes doubly for you, as a department captain. Triply so, as you are captain of the Disciplinary department and thus have punitive authority over the others.
I know, I know…
...My apologies for patronizing.
I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.
There is a certain degree of idolization when watching people single-handedly eliminate an entity to which your best response is to use your gun on yourself. This goes doubly for you, as a department captain. Triply so, as you are captain of the Disciplinary department and thus have punitive authority over the others.
@agent-librarian-scarlet same name moment
My name has a second T. But I do find the coincidence... charming? I am unsure if that is the right word.
I am receiving alerts about clerk deaths in Central Command. Does anything know what is happening there? I am on my way.