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[somecutething]

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

[cannabinomad]

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[enrique262]

Fidèle (May 2003–January 2016), a Belgian yellow Labrador Retriever, made famous due to his habit of sleeping on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal in Bruges, Belgium.

[catchymemes]

[69shadesofgray]

THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

[miloserdie]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[woppy42]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anyone who gets married this year will have a nice 50th anniversary.

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[zooophagous]

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[donotingest]

I thought this would turn out super gross but now I’m interested. What’s the inverse of that “they had us in the first half” meme?

[happifying-things]

[atheistjack-deactivated20190109]

[einsteinsface]

Iceland; I salute you.

[indiedrone]

but by buying the tickets they are in fact supporting the preacher. he basically got all their money without having to give his sermon.

[lifeisadrag]

The tickets were free, you just had to reserve them. Then they reserved all of them. So it was just a huge “fuck you” to that guy. Super rad!

[hesjayrich]

Now THAT’S how you do it!

[void-oid]

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[buzzfeed]

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.