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•when i grow older i will be there at your side to remind you how i still love you• INSTAGRAM 🗻 fredsmustache

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*silent room*

brian: i was BORN vegan

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roger: how many toes you got?

brian: in my mouth or?

john: blocked, have a horrible day

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freddie: oh fuck, i need to paint my nails black

freddie: *runs into traffic*

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[in the boys shared flat where roger clearly has a girl over]

freddie:

brian:

john: *blasting christian music throughout the apartment* aND JESUS SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT-

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john: and now for a gay update with freddie mercury. freddie?

freddie: getting gayer

john: thank you, freddie

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freddie: i'm the best one here

roger: your competition is paul so of course you are

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freddie: guess what i found today

freddie: *strikes a dramatic pose* style

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freddie: we should start exploring more genres

john: how about dis-

brian: space cowboys.

john: space cowboys?

brian: space cowboys!

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roger: am i a good person?

brian: no

roger: but do i try to make myself better every day?

john: also no

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john: hey my beautiful best friend! just wondering, did you eat my toast? it seems to have disappeared and i was so looking forward to eating it

freddie: maybe

john: fucker

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*guitar riff*

roger: aaaAAAUUUGHHGHSHSHHS

roger: *deep breath*

roger: aaaaaUUUWYGSGSHAHD

*bum buM bUM BUM*

freddie: in the land where horses born witheaglewingsandhoneybeeshavelosttheirstings

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freddie, to jim: i'd take you to the movies but they don't let snacks inside

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freddie: *pats his own shoulder* it's gonna be okay dumb bitch

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qkjasiagshvdj thank you so much oml

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roger: i am a gentleman

john: a gentleman who staples dead fucking birds to cars!

roger: but a gentleman nonetheless 

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brian: hit the lights, rog!

roger: *punches the light switch*

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john: rog, i need you to calm down-

roger: *slams fist on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE 'BIRTHDAY CAKE' FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR