Live from the puddle

Eauwh! Dua Lipa haunts my dreams. -known

[dogpuppy]

[aroaceofthesea]

“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right

[mubmod]

*pulls a perfect pearl out of my belly button*

My body does this to protect me from the sand

[mubmod]

When THE HELL did I post this

[gryffon]

[mubmod]

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[mubmod]

You: LET IT DIE

Us:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[mubmod]

We talk about britpicking but can we please discuss Americanpicking, because for the love of God the brits can be pretty bad about it too. Reading an American say "mum" really takes me out of the story.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[mubmod]

[mubmod]

When the fic is really good but they use exclamation points where you know this person would be speaking normally. I'm sorry but it feels like I'm reading a board book about a fox learning to share.

[mubmod]

Is that Norman Reedus or Scott Phillips

[hballegro]

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

[mubmod]

It's me

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate

[cipheramnesia]

Divorced

[mubmod]

Damn, I got blocked before I could say we’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

[mubmod]

Gonna put you in a pot and keep you on my desk for whenever I need to fight a worthy opponent

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mubmod]

Reblogging this in 2026