BEWARE OF EMOTIONS

Mel/16/pan/she pronouns I perch in high places like a bird when i read or write. I like lots of nerdy things, do lots of nerdy things, and say lots of nerdy things. Basically, I'm a nerd. beware. lonely/not taken

[stuck-inasmalltown]

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

[dar-draws]

you look fine to me

[h0odrich]

rt if you’re also starting off 2017 as a straightedge virgin

[taywhytetrash-deactivated201706]

Hit me with your best

car

[pr1nceshawn]

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

“Wrestle Me for America You Thieving White Shit” will never not be funny.

[wickedlittlesyn]

[daily-seagull-facts]

Seagulls are always willing to risk it for the biscuit.

[silkanideart]

spooky spooky

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[discolouredeyebrows-blog]

Go to Teenhearts.com and use the coupon code BIRDNERD for 15% off your purchase!  They have really cool stuff.. 

[thebootydiaries]

concept: u and i are on a date, walking through a beautiful forrest. i attempt to impress u by ripping a log in half with my bare hands. u are screaming

[beautyandthepriest-deactivated2]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[ddraco]

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

[antimanifesto1973]

math is inherently heterosexual

[y2mcha-remade-deactivated202006]

explain

[antimanifesto1973]

its boring

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

the cool bird

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[aniuskie]

why he lick me