[sleepysealion]

Your about to enter the Pop Zone.

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[crowreys-wormstache]

Oh my god it’s back

[anneriawings]

H O W

[anavar-immela]

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

[phantomrose96]

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

[sharkgal4]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[offonaherosjourney]

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

[korasonata]

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[talks-fox]

Daily Pokedex #720 Hoopa

Mischievous little bugger isn't it?

[moomooofdoom]

Commission! i did this for trading cards

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

How would your blorbo react/handle immortality?

They'd actively enjoy it

They'd except it

No opinion on it

They'd reject it

They'd try to undo it/find away to die

They're already immortal

How would your blorbo react/handle immortality?

They'd actively enjoy it

They'd accept it

No opinion on it

They'd reject it

They'd try to undo it/find away to die

They're already immortal

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these is more dangerous?

My Blorbo when they have nothing to lose

My Blorbo when they have someone to protect

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

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[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[squishyfauna]

Shiny Venonat ✨

Etsy (I no longer ship to the USA, sorry!)

[clockwaysarts]

Okay… here me out…

Ghost Marshmallows. Ghosts of marshmallows or ghosts who just really want to be marshmallows? The world may never know.

[clockwaysarts]

Day time reblog and bonus crusty boi for all you freaks out there that love to just light the marshmallows on fire and blow it out.

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

Do you like this Video Game Song? #3173

I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion

I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before

I don't like it and it sounds familiar

I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[questions-about-blorbos]

What does your Blorbo do when they’re vulnerable?

Hide their vulnerability at all costs

Accidentally let it slip

Go into hiding

Only show it to one person (or the people they love/trust)

Beg for help from anybody

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

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[portraitoftheoddity]

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Your Blorbo is forced into a bad choice, in a life-or-death situation. Which of these best describes their reaction?

Choose the greater good

Choose their person

Hesitate too long

Refuse to choose

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

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[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[morganoperandi]

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

Which one would be/is funnier:

-your blorbo having a wikipedia article

-your blorbo having 10 times the amount of fics on ao3 than you expect

-your blorbo being the antagonist in a game whose only connection to the source material is their presence

All three of these have happened to my #2 blorbo lmao

Which of these is funniest

Blorbo having a wiki article

Blorbo having 10x the fics on ao3 you expect

Blorbo being a villain in a game for seemingly no reason other than being there

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours