[jaakethedog]

[thekusabi-deactivated20151203]

i will never get tired of this

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stratosphere-awakening-deactiva]

[chainsawpunk]

[snyggvur]

now that’s some tea

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

are you illiterate? it’s coffee

[alexander]

drag’t

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

grey sweatpants culture is prejudiced against growers

[turnipfritters]

i don’t understand what grey sweatpants have to do with farmers?

[hoeterra]

[lizzibennet]

i hate boys and their nice hands and their fucking nice as fuck shoulders. hate them.

[greyfur]

mosquitoes sucking my blood the second i step outside

[brazilshit]

[twitterlols]

[dishonoring]

we don’t deserve dogs

[ill-be-hereforever]

ummm i want this dog so bad how cute

[mimichon]

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[weirdosrus42702]

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[headphoneguy18-deactivated20240]

People’s Elbows!!!

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

when it’s the end of the night and u already drunk af and u just wanna go home but ur group orders another round of shots

[internettwink]

By my calculations I’m….

*presses calculator buttons frantically then whips off glasses*

Gay

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[garbosidade]