detox just to retox

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[ominouspuff]

Rebel

[teddybarebones]

Have you ever considered how Cody and Anakin are both described as “suns”.

Cody for his stability, his loyalty, his companionship. He is a glorious warrior, respected by all, admirable, just, and strong beyond measure.

Anakin for his power, how brightly he shines. The force’s child; the chosen one. Blinding, too strong, too much.

It’s no wonder why Obi-wan decided to spend the rest of his life on the planet with two suns.

[disloyall-orderr]

this actually makes me ill

[brekkiebrakkiebreakkie]

The fun thing about the speedrunner swap manhunts is that they're like if a normal, chill guy was sometimes possessed by an ax murderer

[badplacebass]

doomed by the narrative BUT it's the narrative YOU FUCKING WROTE

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

[fob4ever]

pete wentz OG icemav shipper also i feel like there were other things he could’ve compared brandon’s comments to. but no. Yaoi

[disloyall-orderr]

metropolis: literally getting split in half by a rift in the universe that leads to a black hole

gotham, across the river: damn man. well, good luck with that

[24hrsoda]

saw this sign yesterday. seems like something that belongs in gotham city.

[crowwkui]

I'M ALIVE ;0; Happy Monday! Work's been crazy, but hopefully this big post makes up for my absence 🙇 Someday i'll learn to post fewer images, but for now i feel the need to hide my batcat brainrot at the bottom... (if i wasn't already going to hell, i definitely secured my ticket with this one :'D)

[dsudis]

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

[relevant-catnik]

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[ruusverd]

Actual answer: the sheep know the dogs are not sheep, and they also know the dog is protecting them and take their cues from the dog about whether they need to run for the barn or can just ignore anything scary that approaches.

However, a friend once had an extremely premature orphan lamb born in December who had to live in the house for a couple of months with leg braces and all that, who due to spending her lambhood with dogs instead of sheep came out of the whole experience convinced she was a livestock guardian dog! She would patrol the perimeter of the fields every evening with the actual dog, stand watch in the barn door at night like the dog, and was more than willing to throw down if she saw something scary coming towards the flock the way the guard dog did. Tragically orphaned lamb did a convincing job at being a guard dog without actually having any of the biological advantages a dog has over a sheep.

Which I suppose made her Sheep Batman.

[halebop-s-art]

The diagram for the classic Origami Goat, with a twist to make its horns curve ! It's from this video by by Origami Word, but it seems to be a pretty old/intemporal design that a lot of people have made. I could not find a diagram online so I made one.

(If you make her in yellow/orangy-yellow, then decorate her with red ribbons, you can make your own origami gävlebocken ! )

[bonelesssboiz]

everyone talks about how watching greys anatomy as a healthcare provider is insane but what about watching Bones as a chemist? Why did you just say methyl tert-butyl ether out loud?? Say MTBE like an adult

[starrynyxa]

he does not fucking have these vibes

[2mo3cm-man]

[gil-estel]

he’s getting flashbacks

[meandtheyeehaws]

have some uhhhhh clone content based on sth from one of @tattycoram 's incorrect quotes :]

[sovietnam]