Ain't No Carpool Lane To Sexy

|| Sam Evans || Im 23 years old and currently your local Kristoff at WDW. Its kinda a cool gig, so people should come check me, Elsa and the rest of the Disney crew out! Got any questions? Drop it into my ask! || Taken ||

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disneyprincessquinn:

That’s usually not too difficult when the company is so nice. But I‘ll let you know, flowers are always a bonus when it comes to convincing.

Flowers huh? He’ll keep that in mind then. 

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Text || Sam & Blaine

Blaine: Yeah. I've been feeling better these past few days, but still.

Blaine: I can come if you'd like! I thought you may want them all to yourself, though.

Blaine: She knows where I work, so I would assume she'd be able to find me either in the park or after hours if she were determined enough.

Sam: See? Thats good then! Your totally okay dude.

Sam: I said I wanted them to meet everyone. Well, most people. There were some people I didnt want them seeing at all.

Sam: Oh... Well thats not good. Hopefully she stays away. I mean shes gotta respect that you don't want her around right now, right?

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disneyprincessquinn:

Well, he might be able to do some convincing…

So if he suggested doing something like dinner and a movie, just how much convincing would he need to do? 

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I don’t know about you guys, but I am ready for the high heat of summer to end and go back to the usual still kind of hot but cool at nights temps of the end of the year. These last few days of blistering heat make me want to sneak away on my shifts and just hang out in one of those big freezers at the snack bars. Heavily debating spending my next few days by the pool or in the air conditioning and nowhere else.

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Nowhere else at all? Like.. nowhere even if your boyfriend asked you to go out and do something?

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wanderin-free-dani:

So apparently they want me to train my stand-in.

They hired 2 new girls that will work my days off and the opposite shift, and since I’ve been here so long, they want me to train them. Said I’d get a raise and a new part-time title… Trainer.

Uhm… yay, Promotion?

Do you not wanna help them out? 

Do I say congrats? You dont sound too happy about it. 

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britt-britt-goose:

That’d probably be fun. Is the offer still on the table? I just… I kinda wanna get lost now. And I could really use the distraction.

Just try not to be too cute, okay? I’m so done with cute boys.

The offer is always on the table, of course. We can walk until your lost if you wanna. Ill just remember the way back when we wanna go home. Im a awesome distraction. 

Ill um, do my best. 

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princessxjasminexberry:

Maybe. I don’t know what I would’ve done. But I mean I could’ve taken the time to do that…I mean it does seem cute. 

Its the coolest. I was obsessed as a kid. That was before I got into comics and had that phase. Used to have posters all over my wall, the bedsheets. Everything. 

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THEY’RE ACTUALLY COMING!

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princebleric:

Santana isn’t the kindest person around here, and I’m not trying to defend her actions at all, but I’m sure she’s got her own things and her own pas that’s caused her to be like that. But if it’s that important to you to not just take everything she says, I fully condone you calling her out. It isn’t right that she can talk crap about people just because she’s got a chip on her shoulder. As for Quinn, talk to her, I’m certain she doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of Santana’s mouth in relation to you.

You’re as smart as you need to be. Just because you don’t excel in physics or languages doesn’t mean you aren’t intelligent. Book smart isn’t the only thing that matters in life, you know? Sam, I fully intend to go back to college whenever I stop working at Disney. Even if I’m pushing 30. I’m hoping it will set me back on some sort of path.

I dont care about what her past was like or whatever. I havent done anything to her to deserve to be treated how she treats me. But theres no point in calling her out. I tried, it doesnt work. Just gives her new ways to insult me in the future. Im a big boy, I can deal with it myself... Just sometimes it would be nice to be stood up for, yknow? 

Its all anyone counts on though. What do you wanna study? 

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Text || Sam & Blaine

Blaine shakes his head: But Sam, my rough patch has lasted for two months.

Blaine: That sounds wonderful, I'm certain they would have enjoyed themselves. Oh, let me forward you the names of those restaurants and cafes I talked about a while back. There are some really delicious places you can take them that are actually nearby.

Blaine: Gosh, tell me about it. I just hope she won't disregard what I've asked her and show up anyway.

Sam: Sometimes there longer then others.

Sam: Really hoping so. Your not coming anymore to any of them?

Sam: Does she know where you are?

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Text || Sam & Blaine

Blaine thinks for a moment, remembering various things that his friends has said to him in the past couple of weeks: You don't think... there's something wrong with me again? I don't know. I just feel like I've lost interest in everything that isn't related to Kurt. Even the songs I try to write are about him. That can't be healthy, right? I spent all evening with him yesterday and I can't get enough, but almost.. almost not in a good way. I don't know what I'm saying.

Blaine: That's great! What sort of stuff have you taken them to see and do?

Blaine: Yeah, I try to. She's being a little persistent, though.

Sam furrows his eyebrows at the text from his friend: What? No. Dude.. why would something be wrong with you? Your just going through a little rough patch. It happens to everyone. Im sure it wont be like it forever.

Sam: They went to Disney, and Seaworld. And my mom had a spa day while the kids chilled at the beach. Just kinda chilled out stuff. I think theyve been having a good time.

Sam: Moms can be like that sometimes.

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princessxjasminexberry:

As kid I was focused on other things so I never had the time to even…watch it or anything. So I only know that one. Maybe it is, but it’s also very cute. 

Would you really have watched it if you had free time to? I guess your right there. 

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kwildeicequeen:

Okay, I’m all here for people playing whatever game they want on their phones, but the minute you walk into me while I’m doing my rounds at the park because you’re trying to find a Charmander, that’s when we’ll have issues. Eyes. You have them for a reason. Cast them upwards. 

I mean.... not everyone has eyes... Or, not everyone can use them. 

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princessxjasminexberry:

everyone is talking about this now. I only know Pikachu - is that sad?

A little bit. But I mean i guess its not everyone’s thing. Pikachu isnt even that great either, just overhyped. There are so many more that are better. 

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princebleric:

You should have faith in almost all of your abilities, Sam.. I feel like this conversation has become much more serious than intended. It is, except domestic dogs are mixed and interbred all the time, so I think it would be quite tedious to have to keep track of all their mixed breeds aside from two or three. With the lion and tiger offspring, I think it was because it was such a rarity that it deserved a special name to distinguish those offspring from regular ligers. Sam, no! Like my Patronus, if I were a puppy I would be a Golden Retriever. Actually, perhaps I would be a Black Retriever. A curly-coat Black Retriever. A small curly-coat Black Retriever. No, wait, that sounds exactly like a poodle now.. Darn it, you’re right. But my Patronus is still a Golden Retriever.

I think its totally become more serious then intended. Just cause something happens a lot, doesnt mean its any less important to do and stuff though, even if we’re just talking about dog breeds and stuff. I dunno, maybe im thinking too seriously about everything. Dude, your totally a poodle. Sorry. But hey, you could be a standard poodle? I mean there like normal sized dogs, not all tiny and cute and stuff. I mean they were originally bred for hunting, so thats kinda cool, right? 

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THEY’RE ACTUALLY COMING!

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princebleric:

Are you talking about Santana? She said some rather rude things about you to me and you know she’s just talking crap. She likes running her mouth off at and about people, and regardless of what she said to you, you know you’re better than that.

You could do a short course or even go to college. It’s not too late for that, you know. No, I don’t know anymore. I had all these ambitions and dreams and they all fell flat on their faces a few months ago. I don’t know what I’m going to do once I get too old or too bored of Disney.

Maybe.... I dunno dude. You can only listen, or see it being said so many times before you start to wonder if maybe its true... Hell, she even says stuff to Quinn.

Im not smart enough to go to college. What loser goes to college at 23 anyway? Well hey, we can figure that stuff out together then. You help me, I help you. You know how it goes.

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huntucles:

Well, it’s just sort of like speed and parkour stuff. Climbing up walls, swinging and climbing ropes. Balancing on things, upper body stuff. I’ll be going back to the gym tomorrow if you want to come with me just to check it out.

That stuff all sounds so cool. Yeah,it would be cool to come along and check it out. I want to push myself some more, gym is fun and stuff, but it gets pretty repetetive sometimes. 

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britt-britt-goose:

I WANNA PLAY SO BAD! D: But I get lost in the best of times, when I’m paying complete attention. I can’t imagine if I was following cute little critters. :3

Thats why you have the little map down on the bottom! It kinda helps ya know where you are. We could just be Pokebuddies? If you wanted to play it but were scared of getting lost? I wouldnt let you get lost. Like Ash and Misty. It would be totally awesome.