PRINCE ERIC

Prince Eric Blaine Anderson, 20 years young, performer, dreamer and Disney lover. Perfect gold star gay. ♥ ♡ Kurt Hummel's ♡ ♥ When I was four years old, I fell in love with Disney and now I'm basically living a dream, working at Walt Disney World as the ever handsome Prince Eric. If I'm not in costume, I'm the one with the coffee in hand and bowtie on neck, taking on the world one song at a time. I've also been known to write my own songs but they always seem to end up sounding just like Belle... Click away on the links below and hit me up if you want to chat! ♫ I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now ♫

[disneymansam-blog]

I think its totally become more serious then intended. Just cause something happens a lot, doesnt mean its any less important to do and stuff though, even if we’re just talking about dog breeds and stuff. I dunno, maybe im thinking too seriously about everything. Dude, your totally a poodle. Sorry. But hey, you could be a standard poodle? I mean there like normal sized dogs, not all tiny and cute and stuff. I mean they were originally bred for hunting, so thats kinda cool, right? 

[princebleric-blog]

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[kurt-pan-blog]

I’m not subtly persuading you to see me as correct, I’m simply letting you know my opinion on things. Not a thing wrong with that. No, none of those – It’s France. I just think France is so beautiful, not to mention, I’m fluent in French – which would make the entire trip that much easier for me.  

What if my workplace were to kill me if I were to reveal my secrets? Thus me betraying the trust of my workplace for my beloved would end with my own demise. You wouldn’t want that on your conscience, would you? Then we’d both be in hot water. You’d be locked away forever, and I’d be dead. That’d truly be the ultimate long distance relationship. 

[princebleric-blog]

For you, my love, that is subtly persuading. France, yes! I would love to visit France! You speak French? Wow, that’s really, uh, really cool.! And kind of really hot.

It sounds quite torturous, you’re right. Again. I think I’m just too easy to crack and spill all my deep, dark secrets, including the deepest and darkest of them all -- the “if I tell you, I’d have to kill you” type secrets. I’m just a terrible liar in general. You, on the other hand, are impossible to crack. Perhaps I could learn a thing or two from you.

[wonderful-world-of-lopez-deacti]

Okay, well it’s fine for kids and teenagers. But don’t you think you should have something better to do with your time as an adult? 

[princebleric-blog]

I guess ‘better’ is subjective. If what they used to do was sit in their bedrooms playing video games and now they’re outside playing smartphone games, that’s certainly an improvement. Even if they don’t contribute much to society apart from throwing cash at Nintendo and Activision and 343 Industries, at least they’re actually getting their daily dose of vitamin D.

[princessxjasminexberry-deactiva]

Ih that is just how my Dads are. Not that you have to have a problem when you buy such things. My Dads would just wonder. Mh I would never purchase more of those. But if I ever need a weapon this will do the trick. You are too kind to me Blaine.

[princebleric-blog]

I’m happy with my purchase and that’s what matters! A weapon? Isn’t lipstick a little small for that? I just want you to be happy, Rach. You deserve it.

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Text || Anderberry

Rachel: You shouldn't say such things though, my skin color will never change back.

Rachel: I just didn't want to seem simple minded. I mean I wouldn't like to assume things and make you mad with those things I assumes. But I am glad to see that it wouldn't be the case.

Rachel: Of course you do the same. Isn't that quite obvious? You are one of the nicest people I ever met, seriously.

Blaine: Aw, are you blushing, Rach? :P

Blaine: I know you're not, you needn't fret! I could never be mad at you. Not for long, at least! Although, I must admit, some rather strange things have been angering me recently.. But not you, so that okay!

Blaine: I'm glad to hear it! I try to be, so it's nice to know that my efforts aren't going unnoticed. And I'm glad I make you feel happy like that. I aim to please, after all :)

[princessxjasminexberry-deactiva]

I am obviously the same about wanting to be the best in most things - but I usually don’t start such things simply because they don’t pique my interest. So I am safe and I hope you’ll stay safe as well.

[princebleric-blog]

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[disneyprincessquinn-blog]

They really do! It’s no wonder they make so much money. Maybe that’s the path I should take when I leave here. Hey, if anyone can resist, I’m sure it’s you. Just do not look at anything on his phone if he offers it to you! You can do this!

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Text || Sam & Blaine

Sam: Sometimes there longer then others.

Sam: Really hoping so. Your not coming anymore to any of them?

Sam: Does she know where you are?

Blaine: Yeah. I've been feeling better these past few days, but still.

Blaine: I can come if you'd like! I thought you may want them all to yourself, though.

Blaine: She knows where I work, so I would assume she'd be able to find me either in the park or after hours if she were determined enough.

[disneymansam-blog]

THEY’RE ACTUALLY COMING!

[disneymansam-blog]

Maybe…. I dunno dude. You can only listen, or see it being said so many times before you start to wonder if maybe its true… Hell, she even says stuff to Quinn.

Im not smart enough to go to college. What loser goes to college at 23 anyway? Well hey, we can figure that stuff out together then. You help me, I help you. You know how it goes.

[princebleric-blog]

Santana isn’t the kindest person around here, and I’m not trying to defend her actions at all, but I’m sure she’s got her own things and her own pas that’s caused her to be like that. But if it’s that important to you to not just take everything she says, I fully condone you calling her out. It isn’t right that she can talk crap about people just because she’s got a chip on her shoulder. As for Quinn, talk to her, I’m certain she doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of Santana’s mouth in relation to you.

You’re as smart as you need to be. Just because you don’t excel in physics or languages doesn’t mean you aren’t intelligent. Book smart isn’t the only thing that matters in life, you know? Sam, I fully intend to go back to college whenever I stop working at Disney. Even if I’m pushing 30. I’m hoping it will set me back on some sort of path.

[kurt-pan-blog]

I suppose so, but it sounds an awful lot like cheating if you ask me. Tsk. I’ll agree to it, but only because watching you play a video game shockingly isn’t on the list of things I would absolutely hate. I don’t usually give in easily. It’s just not fun if you don’t put up a fight. Or, perhaps I just love instigating and drama so much that I find immense enjoyment in fighting. Who knows? Do you ever really try to stifle him? I have a feeling that no matter what, he’s always lingering around, not that I mind at all. I enjoy feeling left out, I’m a leader – following just isn’t in my nature. You can always choose to join me in not playing the game, perhaps you’ll feel just a little less left out. It doesn’t come as much of a surprise, I’m mostly just shocked that you actually played it. I didn’t think that type of game would tickle your fancy, but then again, you didn’t seem to mind marathoning KUWTK too much. So, was the A-list as glamorous as I imagine it to be? 

[princebleric-blog]

It isn’t cheating! Watching gamers play games is a hobby -- if you get into the game after watching their videos, it isn’t like you know how to win the game immediately, because these are complicated games, not one-correct-way children’s games. If it helps, this particular game series has an incredibly fascinating story behind it - a sort of plotline, if you will - that makes it a whole other level of engaging, so I think you may actually enjoy the story and thus, not mind the game at all. I think you love drama that much. You don’t mind? Is that because you don’t actually understand much of what I’m saying at all when he takes over so you can just appreciate me without being expected to form some kind of response? Because, if that were the case, I cant say I would be very surprised. I think I could be a leader or a follower, depending on the situation. But I definitely see you as a leader, even though I don’t see how that means you would enjoy feeling left out. I do think I like being on your side on this occasion, yes. Unfortunately, my curiosity overtook my desire to not cave under peer pressure and once I gave in and tried the game, I was hooked and there was no going back. The A-list was spectacular -- there were beach photoshoots, dates with supermodels, nights out in Vegas, all the best parts of being a celebrity. You may have enjoyed the fashion shows, Kurt.

[wonderful-world-of-lopez-deacti]

I just don’t get it. I mean, I get it, I understand what it’s about. I was a kid at one point. I just don’t understand a bunch of adults getting sucked into something so much that they’re just wandering around like zombies. I know you could argue that it’s no different than people obsessing over social media, but I can’t remember the last time I’ve walked into a pond because I was too engrossed in Instagram to bother looking up.

[princebleric-blog]

I’d like to say that I think it’s mainly the people in their twenties, who are barely adults, but I’ve had people with children walk into me too many times for that to be true. But I can say that I don’t think exercise has ever been more enjoyable for teenagers, so the health benefits for the masses certainly counterbalance those few who find themselves in difficult situations like that.

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Text || Boyfriend & Boyfriend

Kurt: I'll wish not to ever find myself in that situation, but being the damsel in distress that I just so happen to be, I'm sure I'll be forced into a life or death situation at some point in time. Perhaps I'll just hire a bodyguard to do all my saving, that way you can be safe and out of harms way at all times. Maybe I'll just throw my own clone into harms way, and therefor leave myself safe. I'll have to come up with an alias.

Kurt: We're always on the same page, sweetheart.

Kurt: You're adorable, and I can't seem to say no to you with a clear conscience. :-)

Kurt: I'm not sure that everybody agrees with you, but we'll avoid another argument. I'll let you think you're right just this once. An angel? Please, more like a ghost. How romantic, we'd both just be constantly covered in slime. I still stand firm in my belief that you would never do such a thing to me. It may convince me right away, but think of the guilt you'd feel after by putting me through something like that.

Blaine: I thought /I/ was your bodyguard? Or were you my bodyguard? I honestly cannot remember half the things we talk about. But, if /you/ are a clone and the real Kurt is dead, why do you need to do that? Are there more clones?

Blaine: I'm glad, my darling.

Blaine: Perfect :-* It's nice to know I have /some/ influence over you.

Blaine: Nope, it's definitely everybody, I know I'm right this time. Certainly not! You may be mildly frightening like a ghost, but you are as gorgeous as an angel. We could be covered in leeches or faeces but as long as we're together, we'd find a way to make it work. I wouldn't feel guilty sending you photographs of myself, regardless of what I'm doing in them, given that you react in a positive way. If it only makes you smile or if it does actually make you give in and I end up winning, I'd do it. Just watch me.

[princebleric-blog]

Text || Sam & Blaine

Sam furrows his eyebrows at the text from his friend: What? No. Dude.. why would something be wrong with you? Your just going through a little rough patch. It happens to everyone. Im sure it wont be like it forever.

Sam: They went to Disney, and Seaworld. And my mom had a spa day while the kids chilled at the beach. Just kinda chilled out stuff. I think theyve been having a good time.

Sam: Moms can be like that sometimes.

Blaine shakes his head: But Sam, my rough patch has lasted for two months.

Blaine: That sounds wonderful, I'm certain they would have enjoyed themselves. Oh, let me forward you the names of those restaurants and cafes I talked about a while back. There are some really delicious places you can take them that are actually nearby.

Blaine: Gosh, tell me about it. I just hope she won't disregard what I've asked her and show up anyway.

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Text || Coffee Master&Quinncess

Quinn : Because I'm a terrible girlfriend?

Quinn : Well, that's true. We do get some pretty cushy stuff in our downtime, which is nice. I like cushy.

Quinn : What if /I/ strike first? You're a goner!

Blaine: You are not a terrible girlfriend, Quinn. Did you not want to meet them? I know you were anxious, but you're an amazing person and you make their son happy -- they couldn't /not/ approve of you.

Blaine: They certainly pamper us, considering we're just employees. Not that anyone can complain!

Blaine: What?! You would never! You don't have it in you and you don't have the experience! D:

[princebleric-blog]

Text || Anderberry

Rachel: Oh shush. you'll make me blush and get all awkward here.

Rachel: Just because you are gay doesn't mean you have to know those people. Don't make such prejudiced statements Blaine - because the other way around - people would tell me that those are prejudices and I shouldn't say such things, because not everyone is like that. So I tend to believe that not every gay guy would know them instead of assuming it and maybe making someone mad. We do have enough to talk about - that is true. Which I like by the way. I like talking to you.

Blaine: I'm just being honest. I really do admire that, though. I always wished I had the persistence to stick with something that's good for me.

Blaine: I know that, I was just pointing out that there /is/ a stereotype and it's a stereotype for a reason. But I certainly don't endorse people assuming things /because/ of such a stereotype. Just like heteronormativity can be toxic, so can applying stereotypes to all people and grouping them together.

Blaine: I like talking to you, too. You challenge my thinking, my opinions, and I hope I do the same to you, and that is exactly what a good relationship does.

[princebleric-blog]

Text || Boyfriend & Boyfriend

Kurt: Well, I hope that isn't the case. I'd feel awfully guilty if you died defending my honor. I don't know, what if the killer already has killed me and replaced me with a clone that looks like me and has been in training for years to perfectly learn my personality? Perhaps I'm already long gone.

Kurt: Because you adore me and know that I love a good argument so you do it in order to keep me content? As if it isn't obvious.

Kurt: I refuge to budge. No matter how adorable you are, I'm standing my ground. No smiles from me.

Kurt: Always having your nose up in the air has its perks. Those perks being that people could see you as royalty with no real problems. You're silly, because I'm certain that between the two of us you're far more stunning that I could ever dream of being. Even if I had some sort of disgusting slime permanently coating my hands? You just wouldn't. That's playing dirty, and I refuse to believe that you'd do such a thing to me.

Blaine: It is. But let's hope you don't ever find yourself in a life or death situation where you need saving. In that case, I've fallen deep in love with a clone. Our lives are going to turn out /just/ like Orphan Black.

Blaine: You know me too well. It was sort of a rhetorical question, but it's good to know we're on the same page here?

Blaine: Kurt, darling, pretty please? I just want to see your gorgeous smile :-(

Blaine: Exactly, I'm sure everyone agrees with me. What would be the first thing you'd tick off your agenda if you were royalty? What nonsense. Have you even seen yourself? You're like an angel, Kurt. Yes, even if you had slime permanently covering your hands. Then I would just have slime also covering my hands permanently. Like I said, who knows what I'd do if pushed. You may receive a whole bunch of adorable, pouting photographs that have you persuaded after just viewing the first couple.

[princebleric-blog]

Text || Anderberry

Rachel: I would hope so. I have been - powering through my entire life - to quote my Daddy. Which probably means that I was giving everything my entire life, they pushed me so hard I wasn't even sure if I have time to sleep, to eat. But it worked out in my favor.

Rachel: It excites me that you know those people. I always knew we had a lot of things in common - interests and all that, but it turns out there are even more things we have in common. That is fascinating. I like that. Maybe that is why we get along so well?

Blaine: That's exactly what most people only dream of doing. And you had the patience, the persistence, the courage to do it, to just keep pushing through until you achieved what you desired. It's admirable, Rach.

Blaine: Of course I know them. I'm gay, Rachel, we have a stereotype for a reason. As much as I dislike molding into it and becoming a side character on a young adult television show. It's probably a combination of similar interests, similar goals, yet different backgrounds so we have enough to talk about that isn't just gushing over Sephora or Hamilton.