Detective Inspector Me

Yeah i dont know whats up with my blog either

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[the-stray-liger]

hellbun

[historieofbeafts]

Honestly, the best thing I know about eels isn’t a biological fact at all, it’s that as a young biology student Sigmund Freud dissected about 400 of them in search of male reproductive organs, before giving up in frustration. This explains so much about Freud.

[houndsoflovemp3-blog1]

#WHERES THE DICKS WHERES THE DICKS WHERES THE DICKS - sigmund freud#sometimes a frenzied quest for eel dicks is just a frenzied quest for eel dicks

[portmanteautruck]

I can’t believe this is true

[gagadailyofficial]

If anyone ever asks you why you love Lady Gaga, just show them this.

[selene-the-dragon-princess-deac]

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

[bobateaotaku-deactivated2016010]

School of Rock is the movie title I love that movie

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[smushee]

when will this post end

[pumpkinspicepoet]

Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.

[y0ulittleshit]

Oh my fucKING GOD

[looktothe-mountains-and-sky-dea]

Wait stop this is a game changer.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect 

[discoverynews]

Bill Nye is killing it! 

[theshatteredsilhouette]

Please remember to oil your cat periodically to avoid squeaking.

(This is an adorable fluff muffin at the cat shelter where I volunteer. She has a rather unusual purr.)

[muirin007]

She sounds like a kitty spaceship.

[awwdorables]

Baby otter being introduced to water

[imlesscreativethanthisurl-deact]

This is a top tier post

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

he squeak bigger than he bod

[frienclzonecl]

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

[queenssansa]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[zacharyefrons]

[mont-muette]

#high school musical 4 was really weird :/

[unofficialrockstar]

#”we’re not all in this together… we never were.”

[lassieposting]

Okay but did skulduggery think it was A-OK to be climbing in and out of young ladies’ bedroom windows in the middle of the night when he was young and alive or is it a recent thing

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this