is this where you wanna be when jesus comes back?

bean girl this is my personal shit posting blog ☆ “do him. do both. do things.” ☆ i post mediocre content on tiktok: @loafyn

[dark-romantics]

[dead-silent-211]

[programmerhumour]

Best way to fix a bug

[animepopheart]

★ 【チャイ】 「 食パンベーカリー 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[funnytwittertweets]

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[anxietyproblem]

[konoko]

[distancegoddess]

tfw they forgot your birthday/to say hbd or they just don’t care & didn’t want to

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[everythingfox]

Nice hat

[vulnerabilityy]

Bitch I’m a cow, bitch I’m a cow

I’m not a cat, I don’t say meow

[20th-century-man]

Enjoy, for a moment, this brief interlude from the insanity of life in these times…

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[progerin-deactivated20190508]

Hiring manager on the phone: can you give a quick interview right now?

Me: yeah hold on a sec *bong bubbling* *coughing for 3 minutes* what was the quastion

[orka-nism]

Luke Skywalker (1977) x Leslie Knope (2009)

[distancegoddess]

whoever designed this needs to be arrested