Safe forever...forever

Hello, my first name is Distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again. Selfishly sick and self absorbed drama addict.

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Safe Forever

So you are all aware, Distance passed away Monday night.  She will be greatly missed.  Thank you to those that made her life better.

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As the only person who I know of that has Adrian tattooed on them, I can say I have not been sending you anonymous questions. Thanks for lumping me and all Adrian's friends in the "Loser" category, though.

Hey man, not me lumping you into any category. I thought you were an awesome friend but you are the one who cut me out. I'm cool with it thought I still think you are lovely, you were there for me when no one else was. I'm sorry if I have offended you but I always thought you were awesome. That is all.

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Operation underpants. I felt really good about how I looked yesterday so I took this photo. Enjoy.

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Reboot foreverrrr

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Operation underpants. I felt really good about how I looked yesterday so I took this photo. Enjoy.

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It is done.

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Until one day, she found out that he had lied and she decided the rest of her life, from that point on would be a lie. But she was grateful for everything that had happened. And she was anxious for all that would come next. But then she wept. What did you expect? In that big, old house with the cars she kept. "Oh!" and "such is life," she often said. With one day leading to the next, you get a little closer to your death, which was fine with her. She never got upset and with all the days she may have left, she would never clean another mess or fold his shirts or look her best. She was free to waste away alone.

Bright Eyes - Waste of Paint

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Nice to see that you're checking in on me, when I do not believe you have ever spoken one word to me. How's the Gold Coast? I suppose you're probably getting a heavily edited account of recent events. Hope that's working out well for you. Remember to say 'Awww poor you' in all the right places. And dangle the possibility of fucking him again in his face.

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11:11

Make a wish.

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@Mpumpernickel

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Australian Cavy Sanctuary Brisbane Shelter

Once again the shelter is at maximum capacity and our adoptions are very low. We have decided to pay for advertising on Gumtree. This will allow ACS to educate people on Guinea Pig care as well as keeping our adoptable piggie adverts at the top of the page and in front of back yard breeders, therefore our piggies wai

ting for their furever home being seen more often . We need to raise funds to cover this advertising and we REALLY need your help. So we are asking if you could help us out and donate $2 to our Gumtree campaign, or better still set up a direct debit for $2 a week ( less than half the price of a coffee). Organisation Name: Australian Cavy Sanctuary Bank: Westpac Bank Account Number: 185 788 BSB: 034 272 Please leave the word “gumtree “ as a reference

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I like this cuz Anakin is like 'Hurr hurr hurr'

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mpumpernickel replied to your post: “I don’t understand why or who put holes in his condoms, either. No actually, I pretty much understand that one completely.” … It was you, right?

That would be really strange if it were true. Considering she offered to let me borrow some when we ran out… Unless she really hopes for me to have a little ginger baby to be Conor’s friend I don’t think she’d give me damaged condoms.

OH NOES you are onto my grand plan. I want a plethora of babies in this house. Plethora. (And no Michelle I would actually not want them back, I was offering for you to keep them, not borrow them XD)

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mpumpernickel replied to your photo: I wasn’t going to post this, since it names names....

“dellusional” By one ‘L’ of of course meant at the beginning of the word. Still am I surprised an Adrian groupie can’t spell a simple word? I’ll let you decide. :P

Yeah and just for the record:

*unnecessary  *unneeded *talentless

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I wasn't going to post this, since it names names. But since you guys are soooo fixated, (nice IP blocker there btw, good job!) here you go! Oh wait are you using a work computer or something? Forgot to block this: 60.241.47.180 Brisbane, Australia. 

Have a nice day :)

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"I don’t understand why or who put holes in his condoms, either. No actually, I pretty much understand that one completely." ... It was you, right?

Rofl, yeah I really want Conor to have a younger brother or sister! FAMILY LYFE!

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