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"[...] people are imperfect. They lie, they're influenced by silly emotions... You can't expect such imperfect creatures to uphold a reasonable system of law. I like robots much better. Even sad sacks like this one..." indie sem. sel. rp sideblog for Aura Blackquill (Ace Attorney). [ ✔ ] English & Spanish [ ✔ ] Multiship [ ✔ ] Crossovers + OCs friendly [ ✔ ] SFW and NSFW content Don't be a hunk of junk & read the rules. Main: @inmywhipitrust

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“Fool?” She repeated at the verge of laughter.

“You like a lot that word, don’t you?”

@twistedprodigies

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 AURA BLACKQUILL / FRANZISKA VON KARMA MOODBOARD ↳  Requested by @twistedprodigies . Because let’s be honest,  together these two ladies would make the world crumble.

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😮 (Athena of course!)

send me a ‘😮‘ and i’ll post a gif or icon for how my muse feels about yours

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send me a ‘😮‘ and i’ll post a gif or icon for how my muse feels about yours

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Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

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placxinthesun‌:

“Oh…” The boy knelt to the dog and put a hand on it to pet it. It was adorable and he seemed to be laughing a little, pleased.

“Thank you, Auntie Aura! I love it! Oh, do I get to name it? Please?”

She was very much pleased with his reaction as well. Good work Aunt Aura, as well. And thanks to Larry for designing it, and make it even cuter.

“Sure, my darling. But he is not a ‘it’, he is a he. Remember, Auntie Aura’s robots are special.”

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roguegunforhire‌:

“Yeah, that could work too, but it would be too obvious. I’m trying to stay away from jail for now, specially, I just got out a few months ago. And I enjoy robots a lot more than just a nuclear weapon. It’s absurd but people these days is more afraid of them than of other humans. It’s just… to good to miss it.”

“Its just enough work. I work solo anyway. Unless you can deliver me a TARDIS or something.”

“Oh come on. Pleeease!” He was almost begging. “I fucking love robots! They’re so cool!” He said. “And I also know the guy who runs the robot-parts warehouse. I can get you connected for dirt cheap!”

Well, that wasn't a TARDIS, but having a good relationship with a provider always was a positive thing, and the Space Center's budget had seen better times...

“Fine, but stop looking so happy. You make me wanna puke. Grab that screwdriver over there.”

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fidcliitas‌:

…Say what? This lady was crazy! Larry’s brain was still stuck on her first question, too busy to process the others. As expected, he was very flustered.

“Wh-what?! You out of your mind?! I’d never do that! I do this for fun!” What’s up with that smug expression on her face? “Oh, uh… a card? N-Not yet, but I plan to get one soon! ….Do you really want me to draw you, though, Miss…?” Oh, right. She hadn’t introduced herself yet.

“Well, that can be fun too.” She smirked and even gave him a wink. Oh yes, fluster him was fun, and with this method, he probably would never bother her again, which also could be a good result.

However, she suddenly changed her posture. She gave him a serious look.

“Aura Blackquill. And yes, why not? Or what, you were just bluffing?”

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twistedprodigies‌:

A smile graced the prosecutor’s lips. “That can be arranged, Ms. Blackquill.”

Franziska was curious of course as to why Aura refused to enter a courtroom, but said nothing. The mention of her jail time was enough of an indicator to keep her from voicing her questions.

“Now tell me everything you remember about the incident.”

That annoying grin. For a moment Aura wanted to wipe it at any cost, but she ended up discarding the thought. A smiling prosecutor was a slightly quieter one.

“I didn’t see it directly. Clonco did, he recorded the full incident --this green pile of junk over here-- and I saw it on the screens.”

Oh, this was going to be rich. Good luck dealing with that testimony.

“I called the police immediately, but even though I don’t think it took me that much it was enough time for some --the attacker I presume-- as to mess with Clonco’s circuit.  I’m telling you, he dismantled him rather well!” She laughed and slammed the surface of her desk. It didn’t say nothing, of course, and it only made her miss more the annoying robot. She sighed. “I should have commanded him to attack that person --they can do that, you know. But I didn’t want to mess with my situation. The other guy looked pretty dead to me anyway. When I came to the crime scene he certainly was.”

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twistedprodigies:

Franziska tightened her grip on her shoulder in frustration. “Regardless of whether or not you talk to me now, you are an eyewitness in this case. We can either discuss your testimony and prepare or you will get a subpoena and the possibility of having your testimony ripped to shreds by the defense.”

The prosecutor’s jaw clenched. She had gone into trial before without prior knowledge to her witness’s testimony, but it made the entire process much more difficult than necessary.

Aura groaned loudly. Damn, she was tiresome! She dedicated a full second to evaluate how bad would be the penalty for stabbing a prosecutor with a screwdriver if at least that way she could get some peace and quiet to work. Sadly, it was a price way too high. She turned violently.

Thus, she still was on probation. Helping was her better option.

“Fine, let's get over with this. I don't care about who is going to jail as long as it isn't me or my brother --again, both of us. But I warn you, I won't place a foot on that repulsive place. You can stream my testimony or even take one of these pieces of junks with you, but I'll be clear on one simple thing: I'm not physically going to a courtroom. Is my one and only condition clear, Ms. von Karma?”

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placxinthesun:

The boy looked up at his aunt, slightly intimidated by her stature. Even so, he nodded. “Um, okay… what is it, Auntie?”

She laughed loudly, which probably... would intimidate him even more.

“Behold, Hinata. Your companion in the future of the Police Force!”

A... robotic dog. She looked far more proud than she truly should be, really. But she did put effort on that piece of junk, and it was rather functional.

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twistedprodigies:

Franziska narrowed her eyes. That was certainly an odd threat she hadn’t encountered before. This foolish woman was already getting on her last nerves and they had only been speaking for less than five minutes.

“I could do my job much easier if you would cooperate. Unless you’re trying to hide something?”

Five minutes only and she already managed to get in someone else's nerves. Yes, definitely this shitty day had improved.

“Oh yes, I'm hiding lots and lots of things. Lots of things you'll never know because. I'm. Not. Telling you. So yes, I'm afraid you'll just suck in your work today.” She just turned back to her desk. “Now let me finish mine.”

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loudredattorney started following distcrted-visicn

“What do you want, Antman?”

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twistedprodigies:

Franziska was used to uncooperative witnesses. Those who felt she was wasting their precious time over trivial matters. Yet it never failed to set her temper off, though she had gotten better about it over the years.

Cracking her whip as the woman turned away from her, she said, “I am not finished speaking to you, Ms. Blackquill. Your little toys can wait.”

She didn't expect a reply; with an attitude as hers, people normally ran away first chance. But this one either had some guts or was a very foolish brat.

Yes, brat. She was her little brother's age, for Internet's sake.

Still, she found that threat amusing. Very much so. And she gave a sound hit to her half enabled robot.

“Try to whip me once and I'll program all the robots around her to follow you around and take lots of pictures of you. Do it twice and they will be dirty pictures.”

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♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room (from Athena because she is mad at Aura omfg)

What the...?

“HEY, COME BACK HERE! I’M MAD TOO, YOU KNOW?!”

She screamed at the shut door. When did she exactly became the evil step-mother of her (dead) lover’s daughter, exactly? 

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Manhandling symbol starters

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rp-memes-atyourservice:  

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

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