Giratina- The Renegade Pokemon

don't tell arceus.

[distortion-escapee]

Hello denizens of the internet.

I am Giratina, lord of the distortion realm- or, as my chosen and her roommates call me I am Giri.

I was locked away in the distortion realm for some time by my creator and I'm not familiar with many customs of this modern universe, so forgive me for any confusion on my part.

I am curious about the relationships between humans and Pokemon, so please feel free to tell me about you and your pokemon, it is of great interest to me.

That is all.

(ooc under the cut!)

Giri has had very little direct contact with humans outside of the initial contact with Volo back in Hisui and Cyrus with team galactic and now Dakota in the modern day. He has observed the world through mirrors and reflections but yearned for closer contact since the distortion realm was cut off from the realm world by Palkia, Dialga and Arceus.

Hi, this is a blog by Tori, it's unfortunately inactive at the moment, if you're interested in my other blogs please check out @twodragons-blooper-reel

For some out of character context:

Giri didn't go about it in the most productive manner- having a Darkrai and the Unown kidnap humans so he could try to walk the real world in a disguise. It did not work. But then he met Dakota and finally had a "legal" out of the distortion realm and travels in a more "covert" form the size of a Dratini

But that's all! Feel free to ask him questions, tell him about your character's pokemon, anything. He's a curious boy!

[aerial-aceing-it]

MA: You receive a Griseous Orb. It comes with a note.

The note reads:

Summon the demon should you encounter true peril. It is sympathetic to those whom The Almighty has taken petty offense against.

[ x1 Griseous Orb given to Marvin and Dylan! ]

“Oh, shit, thanks bro.”

“We are not summoning a fucking demon!”

“Man, why not? It’s not like this can get worse.”

“You’re going to JINX US.”

[distortion-escapee]

If you summon me I'm not going to do anything I hope you know. I'm enjoying a nice movie and some popped corn with Dakota. I'm not fixing your space time distortion

[oh-shinx]

Shinx

I do not own a gratina, nor could I. So this is not a commision, but a question.

However.

Hypohetically. If you designed jeans for a gratina (non worm form), how would they wear them. and would you, if paid enough money

Okay so I am not entirely qualified to answer this, it depends on the individual taste of the giratina, however I can definitely ask one if you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also said hypothetical commission would be priced on both the materials used, how long it would take, any additional alterations or design choices, etc.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dakota-and-paris]

don't let Giri fool you into thinking he's cool. He constantly asks for scritches

[distortion-escapee]

Do not listen to her I'm very cool.

[dakota-and-paris]

You literally had me carry you around like a little baby yesterday.

[distortion-escapee]

Is it a crime to want to be loved :{

[dakota-and-paris]

don't let Giri fool you into thinking he's cool. He constantly asks for scritches

[distortion-escapee]

Do not listen to her I'm very cool.

[distortion-escapee]

Yo Gira glad to see you back up and about. It's been a while

- @med-anon-z (Zeraora)

...? Oh!

Ah, yes, Zeraora. I believe I saw you through the distortion occasionally. Well, maybe not you. Maybe some other version of you. Regardless- hello :}

[med-anon-z]

Looks like you finally found a Chosen; glad to see that the two of you like. Have a good relationship? Based on what I'm seeing. We've been in kinda desperate need of that for a while

[distortion-escapee]

Well, Dakota is kinder than many of the humans I had met previously.

...which is a low bar. Volo and Cyrus aren't exactly good examples of human beings I've come to find.

...regardless I find her companionship delightful, and she makes staying here in the human realm much more fun.

[med-anon-z]

Heck yeah! Glad to hear it.

Yadda yadda, you might've heard my whole thing abt Chosen and Patron responsibility to set boundaries, etc etc

Me and my Chosen (Fidget) have been doing good as well

[distortion-escapee]

Mhm. Mhm

That's excellent. Glad things have been going well.

[distortion-escapee]

Yo Gira glad to see you back up and about. It's been a while

- @med-anon-z (Zeraora)

...? Oh!

Ah, yes, Zeraora. I believe I saw you through the distortion occasionally. Well, maybe not you. Maybe some other version of you. Regardless- hello :}

[med-anon-z]

Looks like you finally found a Chosen; glad to see that the two of you like. Have a good relationship? Based on what I'm seeing. We've been in kinda desperate need of that for a while

[distortion-escapee]

Well, Dakota is kinder than many of the humans I had met previously.

...which is a low bar. Volo and Cyrus aren't exactly good examples of human beings I've come to find.

...regardless I find her companionship delightful, and she makes staying here in the human realm much more fun.

[distortion-escapee]

Yo Gira glad to see you back up and about. It's been a while

- @med-anon-z (Zeraora)

...? Oh!

Ah, yes, Zeraora. I believe I saw you through the distortion occasionally. Well, maybe not you. Maybe some other version of you. Regardless- hello :}

[synthetic-radiance]

I love all my children, Dialga, Palkia, Gratin Potato, Azelf, Uxie, Mesprit, Mew-

[distortion-escapee]

why are you like this.

[synthetic-radiance]

What are you doing out of the distortion realm??

[distortion-escapee]

you didn't see anything.

[synthetic-radiance]

I love all my children, Dialga, Palkia, Gratin Potato, Azelf, Uxie, Mesprit, Mew-

[distortion-escapee]

why are you like this.

[twodragons-blooper-reel]

Round 1 Poll 4-

Welcome to the first round!! 16 contenders enter, 8 will leave! Who wins? You decide!

If you don't know who to vote for, propaganda is provided at the bottom of the post!

You're encouraged to leave your own propaganda for either character in the tags, replies or reblogs of any post (or send an ask) it will be added to future polls if the character moves on :]

Our fourth match of the round is between Orion of @synthetic-radiance and Giri the Giratina of @distortion-escapee

Which One?

Orion

Giri

Voting ended onApr 14, 2024

Orion Propaganda:

Orion is a branded chosen- though he's a little less branded and a little more just cursed.

He's a Type:Null hybrid, and while he hasn't had his Silvally form revealed yet- there's going to be some nonsense once he does evolve. Sunglasses recommended.

He mainly has the job of keeping people away from the Ruins of the Temple of Sinnoh, and he gets a decent bit of enjoyment out of scaring them off.

He's tallll almost 8 ft tall.

He has a naginata that an anon gave him. And he walks around in full armor.

Overall he's just kind of a silly guy :]

Giri Propaganda:

Giri is a giratina.

He broke out of the distortion realm because he was curious about human and pokemon relationships.

He's Dakota's patron! He did kind of maybe kidnap and possess her one time but they're all chill now

He hangs out in a cute mini form of Giratina origin form that's like Dratini sized.

He does NOT like Arceus. And it's really funny that I've pitted him against Orion here.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Giratina?

Gratinas not real babe go back to bed

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

HELP I MISSPELLED IT SO BAD IM CRYING

[silveredfeathers]

[distortion-escapee]

Hm...yes. seems about right.

[twodragons-blooper-reel]

Let's roll the bloopers!

Hi there! It's @twodragonsinatrenchcoat I run several Pokemon IRL blogs in the rotumblr sphere and I wanted to make a sort of hub for them! Not just for organization and a spot to hold onto ask games I enjoy- but for meme and AU purposes as well!

I'll post ooc updates as well as jokes I have while writing here from time to time as well :3

Feel free to ask any and all questions pertaining to the blogs that are listed below!

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@mareeplings <- My first pkmn Irl blog :D I dream of returning to it someday but I can't find the inspiration.

@dakota-and-paris <- About a girl who has had way too much on her plate for thirteen years and will continue to have too much on her plate until I say so. (Currently mostly inactive, but I reblog things there occasionally)

@distortion-escapee <- A blog for my personal take on giratina, related to Dakota's blog.

@spiralled-and-spliced <- Another blog with relation to Dakota, was my first attempt at a villain blog. Never really took off but the character exists :)

@snarling-maschiff <- a blog with a normal person running it as opposed to all my other blogs (whoops) They like dog pokemon!

@disparate-traveller <- A faller blog about my character Diamond who yeeted themselves into Rotomblr to hang out with their bestie

@devilisinthedeinos <- A "Sleeby" named Eris who turned into a deino after getting top surgery. There's something else behind the scenes there...

@sturdy-and-soundproof <- What you probably know me from! Aegis! Shieldon boy! I'm not sure how best to explain him besides he's cute. Has a whole slew of blogs related to him which are up next :)

@oreburghminingmuseum <- A blog about Aegis's caretakers and the museum they work for! Mostly an excuse for a place where I can post non-shieldon fossil pokemon art-

@drifting-rocket <- Kidnapped Aegis a couple times. His name is Drifter, he's a Team Rocket Executive. He's got so many issues.

@wayward-silver <- One of 13* Silver blogs, he's a mew taking the form of his past life. Was stuck underground as a ditto for like 20 years though.

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That's all my blogs. If I'm answering a question about a specific blog I'll put it in the tags.

I'm open to questions directed at characters, directed at myself, au talking- Just about anything honestly! This is just a fun sort-of hub for my pokemon blogs.

uhhh love y'all bye for now! <3

[legendsobsessions]

Isnt giratina evil.

Short answer: no, stop being rude.

Long answer: Giratina is a pokemon like any other, and as such there are certainly some Giratina(s?) out there that live up to the stereotype of being evil, but in my experience the vast majority of them are entirely misunderstood at best and a little chaotic (but rarely outright harmful) at worst.

Given that Rotomblr is connected to the multiverse, and there is hypothetically an infinite number of Giratina out there—yes, Giratina could be evil. I could be evil. You could be evil.

So: stop being rude.

[heyitsburnsprinted]

I think maybe giratina is a little misunderstood and we should stop calling it evil and maybe let it out of the distortion world because maybe it would like to see the sun maybe idk just my opinion I wouldn't know seeing as I am not giratina, obviously. Maybe it's a little offensive to call it evil okay.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I call a Giratina my nephew and he is a delightful gremlin that I love very much, thank you very much.

[aerial-aceing-it]

The evilest thing a Giratina has done to me is eat the last of my icecream . I’m still mad about that

[distortion-escapee]

I apologized... And I will not do it again...

[aerial-aceing-it]

Alright alright you’re forgivennnn

[distortion-escapee]

:D!

[legendsobsessions]

Isnt giratina evil.

Short answer: no, stop being rude.

Long answer: Giratina is a pokemon like any other, and as such there are certainly some Giratina(s?) out there that live up to the stereotype of being evil, but in my experience the vast majority of them are entirely misunderstood at best and a little chaotic (but rarely outright harmful) at worst.

Given that Rotomblr is connected to the multiverse, and there is hypothetically an infinite number of Giratina out there—yes, Giratina could be evil. I could be evil. You could be evil.

So: stop being rude.

[heyitsburnsprinted]

I think maybe giratina is a little misunderstood and we should stop calling it evil and maybe let it out of the distortion world because maybe it would like to see the sun maybe idk just my opinion I wouldn't know seeing as I am not giratina, obviously. Maybe it's a little offensive to call it evil okay.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I call a Giratina my nephew and he is a delightful gremlin that I love very much, thank you very much.

[aerial-aceing-it]

The evilest thing a Giratina has done to me is eat the last of my icecream . I’m still mad about that

[distortion-escapee]

I apologized... And I will not do it again...

[legendsobsessions]

Isnt giratina evil.

Short answer: no, stop being rude.

Long answer: Giratina is a pokemon like any other, and as such there are certainly some Giratina(s?) out there that live up to the stereotype of being evil, but in my experience the vast majority of them are entirely misunderstood at best and a little chaotic (but rarely outright harmful) at worst.

Given that Rotomblr is connected to the multiverse, and there is hypothetically an infinite number of Giratina out there—yes, Giratina could be evil. I could be evil. You could be evil.

So: stop being rude.

[heyitsburnsprinted]

I think maybe giratina is a little misunderstood and we should stop calling it evil and maybe let it out of the distortion world because maybe it would like to see the sun maybe idk just my opinion I wouldn't know seeing as I am not giratina, obviously. Maybe it's a little offensive to call it evil okay.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I call a Giratina my nephew and he is a delightful gremlin that I love very much, thank you very much.

[aerial-aceing-it]

Honestly sometimes I forget how weird my living situation is. Sometimes I see Giratina in the bathroom and it’s just normal now.

[distortion-escapee]

Sometimes I want "a little sippy". the bathroom tap water is truly the greatest of tap waters.