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//Pokemon IRL blog for the mysterious Medical Anon!

[med-anon-z]

Hello everyone, I finally made my Rotomblr blog.

I am Fidget, pronouns he/they/it, better known by some as the "Medical Anon", and I've been trying to help as many people as possible with their physical or mental problems. I've realized by now though that perhaps having a face to my name would help with my credibility.

My resume includes:

Being a former professional trainer, notably achieving Champion rank in Paldea about 15 years ago.

Working as a medical worker in Alola

Being a Mythical Branch researcher in Aether labs. I have since left the company due to the UB incidents.

Earning the trust of Zeraora and becoming their chosen.

My Pokemon will be under the cut (and OOC info)

*I only have the ball as a symbol of trust, Zeraora is allowed to come and go as they please.

//Meet Fidget! My trainer OC (and primary trainer for my Scarlet playthrough lmao)

//Hope the buildup was worth it! Magic Anons, all mails, Union Circle, and Anon hate are all on!

//Upd: follows back from @/orisfandomhell!

[oh-shinx]

I am sorry but I do not think that is a persian!!!!!!!!!!!

[A picture of an Alolan persian lapping up a teacup full of milk at a table in the cafe]

[med-anon-z]

Alola is just sort of like that; many of our regional forms look a bit silly. Another example is our Rattata; it has a moustache, while also having the dark type.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hello, Maya. It's been quite some time, hasn't it?

- @med-anon-z

-Oh, shit, Fidget! Hello! How have you all been?

[med-anon-z]

We've been fairly good. Not much has happened since you last saw me, save for another slight mishap with the Jolteon mask. All's well regarding that, though.

I suspect your life's been much more interesting?

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Been awhile since I've heard about one of those masks.

Wow, it's almost like you know me. XD A bunch of fosters have gotten adopted out, I've got a couple new ones (including a Manectric/Lucario hybrid that is so so smart and SO energetic and also very untrained), and I've adopted a couple pokemon. Also did a team rocket thing that ended up in another fucking radio tower but it went smoothly. Incompetant Fuckers. 😌

[med-anon-z]

I'm glad to hear some of the fosters got adopted, and that hybrid sounds like... Let's call it "interesting". I also always approve of whooping the ass of Team Rocket; they could always use more humbling for the horrible things they've done.

As for the mask... I've mostly just developed more pronounced, sharper teeth. Nothing my other mask that I made can't hide in a more formal setting, though.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I scared the shit out of them so much I only had to fight once at the very end it was hilarious. Never brought out a single pokemon. And yeahhhh on the new doggo, I have yet to get a picture of her that is more than a blue and yellow blur going at high speeds. Look.

*<Picture: A blue and yellow blur jumping off Maya’s roof.>*

She Did Not Warn Me. Her name is Astrid btw!

[med-anon-z]

Astrid, hm? I'll have to meet her next time I'm in your area.

It's a shame that Team Rocket can't stay down. Alas, they have too much money.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hello, Maya. It's been quite some time, hasn't it?

- @med-anon-z

-Oh, shit, Fidget! Hello! How have you all been?

[med-anon-z]

We've been fairly good. Not much has happened since you last saw me, save for another slight mishap with the Jolteon mask. All's well regarding that, though.

I suspect your life's been much more interesting?

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Been awhile since I've heard about one of those masks.

Wow, it's almost like you know me. XD A bunch of fosters have gotten adopted out, I've got a couple new ones (including a Manectric/Lucario hybrid that is so so smart and SO energetic and also very untrained), and I've adopted a couple pokemon. Also did a team rocket thing that ended up in another fucking radio tower but it went smoothly. Incompetant Fuckers. 😌

[med-anon-z]

I'm glad to hear some of the fosters got adopted, and that hybrid sounds like... Let's call it "interesting". I also always approve of whooping the ass of Team Rocket; they could always use more humbling for the horrible things they've done.

As for the mask... I've mostly just developed more pronounced, sharper teeth. Nothing my other mask that I made can't hide in a more formal setting, though.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hello, Maya. It's been quite some time, hasn't it?

- @med-anon-z

-Oh, shit, Fidget! Hello! How have you all been?

[med-anon-z]

We've been fairly good. Not much has happened since you last saw me, save for another slight mishap with the Jolteon mask. All's well regarding that, though.

I suspect your life's been much more interesting?

[med-anon-z]

It's been some time, hasn't it.

Hello, everyone. I'm back.

yeah and hopefully to stay for longer

[suddenly-carrying-pokemon]

It has been quite a while, Dr. Marrow. Apologies about not talking to you sooner; looking through your blog, it seems that you've been doing good for yourself in Unova. How have you been otherwise?

- @med-anon-z

It uh, has. Unova has been kind to me.

I'm... not sure. Things were going so well, I thought. Maybe not...

[med-anon-z]

I see. Would you like to talk about it?

[suddenly-carrying-pokemon]

I'm really not sure

I'm sorry. Another time maybe.

[med-anon-z]

I see. Well, if you ever need anyone to talk to, I am always available.

[suddenly-carrying-pokemon]

It has been quite a while, Dr. Marrow. Apologies about not talking to you sooner; looking through your blog, it seems that you've been doing good for yourself in Unova. How have you been otherwise?

- @med-anon-z

It uh, has. Unova has been kind to me.

I'm... not sure. Things were going so well, I thought. Maybe not...

[med-anon-z]

I see. Would you like to talk about it?

[wildscales]

[A picture of a Quick Ball, a Pokéball, and a Great Ball - all three are laying on the ground and shattered effortlessly into pieces.]

I will never understand trainers who will walk up to a wild Pokémon and try to catch them without trying to get their vibes first. Honestly, I'm not a fan of beating them up and forcing them to be caught either. They make so much better friends if they're happy. In other news- the sheer brute strength of this tail is impressive.

[med-anon-z]

As a long-time trainer, researcher, and Chosen, there is no situation in which immediately trying to catch a Pokemon is optimal without trying to at least gauge its' vibes.

Frankly, it's just a poor choice, even excluding morals; it can often cause a large amount of resentment, which makes training and making strategies hard, if not entirely impossible.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Welcome to Alola; I do hope you enjoy your time here. It is quite the beautiful place, if not a bit too hot in the summer.

- @med-anon-z

I am definitely too hot yeah. Hey Fidget, how’ve you been?

[med-anon-z]

It's been pretty good. Feyrin's been talking to someone online lately; it's good to see them making new friends.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Good for them. How about the others, any new black holes or anything?

[med-anon-z]

No new black holes, but the lesbians have improved their meteor.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Well tell them to try and avoid aiming at the airport please, I kinda need that reasonably soon lmao.

Want the meet up briefly? I'm only here today, then over to Sinnoh. Layover.

[med-anon-z]

I'd be down; give me a bit to get ready.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Welcome to Alola; I do hope you enjoy your time here. It is quite the beautiful place, if not a bit too hot in the summer.

- @med-anon-z

I am definitely too hot yeah. Hey Fidget, how’ve you been?

[med-anon-z]

It's been pretty good. Feyrin's been talking to someone online lately; it's good to see them making new friends.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Good for them. How about the others, any new black holes or anything?

[med-anon-z]

No new black holes, but the lesbians have improved their meteor.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Well tell them to try and avoid aiming at the airport please, I kinda need that reasonably soon lmao.

Want the meet up briefly? I'm only here today, then over to Sinnoh. Layover.

[med-anon-z]

I'd be down; give me a bit to get ready.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Welcome to Alola; I do hope you enjoy your time here. It is quite the beautiful place, if not a bit too hot in the summer.

- @med-anon-z

I am definitely too hot yeah. Hey Fidget, how’ve you been?

[med-anon-z]

It's been pretty good. Feyrin's been talking to someone online lately; it's good to see them making new friends.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Good for them. How about the others, any new black holes or anything?

[med-anon-z]

No new black holes, but the lesbians have improved their meteor.

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Welcome to Alola; I do hope you enjoy your time here. It is quite the beautiful place, if not a bit too hot in the summer.

- @med-anon-z

I am definitely too hot yeah. Hey Fidget, how’ve you been?

[med-anon-z]

It's been pretty good. Feyrin's been talking to someone online lately; it's good to see them making new friends.

[med-anon-z]

👋 Maya is in Alola overnight as a flight layover fyi

//good to know :thumbus:

[pokematlab]

Unfortunately, adding a population of greedant to Unova would very likely cause a number of species extinctions within Unova, due to greedant not having many -if any- natural predators.

While I understand your idea, it would do more harm than good in the long run as an invasive species.

None of you understand my vision... Perhaps I could suggest an alternate solution; remove all humans from Unova and bring in some Greedent. Humans don't have any "natural predators" in Unova. Since the population of Greedent would be lower, well, the damage overall would be reduced, wouldn't it?

Besides, it's not as if Watchog are uncontested rulers of the forests. Just let me have my Greedent!

[med-anon-z]

... I'm going off of anon for this because I genuinely cannot tell if you've never seen the problems that an invasive species can bring.

While I do agree that humans are a problem within Unova -and could use to be better to the environment globally- removing humans from Unova would be a logistical nightmare, and may end up starting another war similar to the one in which the Ultimate Weapon in Kalos was created.

Along with that, being from an entirely different climate to Unova, the Greedent may end up overpopulating and -as I said- causing irreversible damage to Unova's ecosystem.

... I understand if you just genuinely don't understand, or if this is purely hypothetical, but the idea you're suggesting would cause a lot of unnecessary damage and even death.

[pokematlab]

I truly, honestly, do not care about what sorts of destruction humans commit upon themselves. However, if they can pretend like they are capable of existing harmoniously in their environment even though it is blatantly obvious they are fundamentally incompetent in that regard, a species whose cultures do in fact do so cannot be worse than them, by humanity's own logic.

I could accept a general pause when considering introducing a population into a new region, but this pause rarely, if ever, is applied to humans trying to spread their wasteful existence to every square meter of the world.

[med-anon-z]

To reiterate on the Ultimate Weapon: it would quite possibly wipe out all life on this planet were it to be fired again. A mass genocide that Team Flare attempted to perform some years ago, in fact.

I can see that we will be fundamentally disagreeing on this matter, however, so I say that we leave this discussion off here. If you do introduce the population, do so incredibly cautiously, as it's a massive risk to ecological niches.

[pokematlab]

Unfortunately, adding a population of greedant to Unova would very likely cause a number of species extinctions within Unova, due to greedant not having many -if any- natural predators.

While I understand your idea, it would do more harm than good in the long run as an invasive species.

None of you understand my vision... Perhaps I could suggest an alternate solution; remove all humans from Unova and bring in some Greedent. Humans don't have any "natural predators" in Unova. Since the population of Greedent would be lower, well, the damage overall would be reduced, wouldn't it?

Besides, it's not as if Watchog are uncontested rulers of the forests. Just let me have my Greedent!

[med-anon-z]

... I'm going off of anon for this because I genuinely cannot tell if you've never seen the problems that an invasive species can bring.

While I do agree that humans are a problem within Unova -and could use to be better to the environment globally- removing humans from Unova would be a logistical nightmare, and may end up starting another war similar to the one in which the Ultimate Weapon in Kalos was created.

Along with that, being from an entirely different climate to Unova, the Greedent may end up overpopulating and -as I said- causing irreversible damage to Unova's ecosystem.

... I understand if you just genuinely don't understand, or if this is purely hypothetical, but the idea you're suggesting would cause a lot of unnecessary damage and even death.

[sinnohstruggles]

Alright... headcount time

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HERE!!!

Here.

[med-anon-z]

… not here currently, but if you need backup for whatever reason, I am here.