Vote for Monkey and Aliens not Lizards
To my trusted followers,
Why are you trying to follow in this Lizard race to the top? This isn’t what TRUE democracy is all about! No, we need a politician we can trust, a politician who tells it like it is, somebody I know won’t lie and manipulate me for their own gain!
A vote to true victory is with our General Thade and his vice president Ferdinand von Terl!
For you deserve a president who totally won’t be in you personal space. Nor is totally not comparable to Palpatine or Putin. Or any other leader that starts with the letter P, because any leader who starts with the letter P is down the path of wrong.
No, the letter T is the true path!
… Except for Trump.
Don’t be fooled, anyway. His real name Drumpf.
So my fellow followers, do not vote for a lizard as your president! Vote for a monkey and a alien instead!
Your future and ours will be the true light to Victory!!
With the endorsement of the Kinetic Need of Enforcing Effective Laws, “I’m General Zod, and I approve this message.”
I’m sorry, but I’m afraid I must disagree with you. Clearly Lloyd would make a vastly superior President! He’s intelligent, has great plans to stop the conflict in the middle east, is just the right age in cat years, and we’ll make our country Great again!
Hmph, simply improbable. We’ll see what happens if you decide to vote for Mr. Lloyd. Every home will have a litter box instead of toilet and instead of making weed an available drug it will be cat nip. And you’ll be sorry when THAT happens.
