⋆𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙧 ⋆

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙢, 𝙙𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧.

[disturbedwoodelf]

꩜ 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯! ꩜

note: if the triplets ever decide

to read tumblr, I’m

deleting my account and ghosting yall. I

can’t handle that kind of embarrassment.

I mostly write for the Sturniolo Triplets

Matt girl with a tendency to switch to Chris

I don’t WRITE for Nate, but I’ll do cute

lil fluffy mooodboards and edits bc

let’s be honest he never asked for any of

this, he’s just their best friend who is just

wanting to live a normal Boston life 😭

I might eventually write for

Julie and The Phantoms, if not you’ll see

constant reblogs and posts

this used to be a 5sos account in 2014

(I have a thing for guys named Luke)

Hale • 23 • she/her or they/them • bi

get to know me • masterlist • pinterest

hex # for my page colors

🍄‍🟫: #cdc7b2

divider credit : @strangergraphics

[disturbedwoodelf]

Oh… hey? So uh… it’s been awhile. I will no longer be posting fics— however: I will be reblogging any I read. I just don’t have the time or passion anymore. Maybe one day I’ll post a fic, but probably not about the triplets ☹️

What I might post about:

Supernatural

The Last Kingdom

Josh Hammond

Kade Mitchell

Any maybe some others— we’ll see.

Anyways, enjoy a photo dump 🫶

[teathattast]

[siengee047]

And so do the gays.

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[sobadbad]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02

[disturbedwoodelf]

I hate to say it, but…

The triplets have lowkey fallen off… not in views, but… in like every other aspect.

They are no longer the humble, sweet guys from Boston that we grew to love. They’ve grown egotistical and narcissistic. They hardly care about their fans anymore, and I feel like they just… don’t gaf about anything of anyone other than themselves nowadays. (Chris isn’t as bad as Matt and Nick though).

Hate me all you want, because normally I’m their #1 defender, but it’s just… we literally just want the bare minimum now.

They’ve changed, their fans have changed and grown, and tbh… they aren’t even deserving of all they have now. I’m tired, and so are many other fans I’ve spoken to.

anyways

Hi, just felt the need to share my thoughts about this. Love anyone who still follows me, even though I’m not very active anymore, and I hope you all are doing well.

Love forever, Hale.

[fantasylandblues]

finally watching The Last Kingdom and it's basically just

[disturbedwoodelf]

Charli XCX looks like she stinks

Lowk..

I agree

[disturbedwoodelf]

Give me your controversial opinions about celebrities

[disturbedwoodelf]

Just cumming back to remind everyone I still would fuck him so hard we go into a coma. Goodbye. Happy Holidays friends.

[ilililiilililiilililiil]

If you vote or support Donald trump in anyway unfollow me, block me, and go educate yourself. And if you’re choosing to just be ignorant still, I’m manifesting natural selection gets to you quicker tbh bc wtf is wrong with people. You’d really rather have a FELON as president than a WOMAN? Fucking stupid.

[hotvampireadjacent]

How do you feel about vampires

horny. next question.

[sungieshole]

CRYINNGGGG this is so funny bc the triplets could actually see this LMAO it has 11k likes😭😭😭

[asaprora-deactivated20241110]

we need to revive winter 23- spring 24 sturniolo tumblr

and the first step is to STOP WRITING SO MUCH GODDAMN SMUT!!!!

don’t get me wrong i love it but where is my TOOTH ACHING FLUFF OR ANGST SO ANGSTY YOU COULD CRY??

because yall are getting too horny and it’s making this bitch dry as fuck..

and it’s ALL THE SAME. i’ve read 15 blurbs that are all just boring ass smut like HONK SHOOOOO HONK SHOO

and also why is there DRAMA. we are fan girl blogs. over 3 21 year old men who fight on camera. cmon.

[mattsfavoritestar]

guys what happened to the one acc who had the zombie au and matt was partially mute and chris was based off zed from zombies and they had died in a car accident as their backstory and the account was scene/hot pink themed?

[ilililiilililiilililiil]

Help a girl out if you remember ^^^!!!

[ilililiilililiilililiil]

Do I have a fear of throwing up? Yes.

Do I still want Matt’s dick so deep that I puke?

I mean…yeah. Tf. I’m not insane 💋

[strnlslut]

THE SMIRK??? IS HE PUSHING IT DOWN?????