[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[junk-thunder]

girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)

me: how did you speak a winky face

moral of the story: loud penis

[64mpg]

your email means nothing to me

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

The guilt and shame is never-ending

[herbaklava]

Women DJs for Gas Station FM.

[xeppeli]

*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[ditchdead]

I’m in the Khia asylum. I’m in the Honda Sanitarium. I’m in the Ford F150.

[ditchdead]

Tortilla chip shape MUST be standardized

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[unibrawn]

out

[ditchdead]

Waking up at 3am after socializing and feeling like you are going to be skinned and eaten because you were annoying omg I love that this feeling never goes away with age ! <3 I am still 15 years old!

[flerns]

im collecting them

[sharps-container]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[neocatharsis]

NCT WISH for Elle Korea D Edition