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"Oh great. You're still alive."

“Like, real funny, Wakko. I’d like to see you shoved into a giant zip-lock bag, and put into a filing cabinet for ten months!”

#wiseguypuppychild

miserysteaparty

Did a sketch of ol Cashy awhile back, and decided to go a bit more with it!

#i mean hey i did this awhile back #and i logged back in here #i just gotta reblog

“WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GOD DAMN WEASEL GET TO BE IN THE MOVIE, BUT NOT ME?!? I WAS BORN TO BE A MOVIE STAR!”

#a little late to the party #but i saw the happytime murders trailer #it ok i guess #but i had to snoop around to see if they reused some puppets #ones i could recognize #like a pink slutdog #but i found the weasel #for anyone who doesnt get it #aka everyone but me and maybe 3 other people on the planet #there was a weasel character on late night liars #cleverly named the weasel #basically they reused his puppet #and i thot id be funny to crack a joke about it #dont expect much from here tho #but hey never say never

"I hear your dad would totes flirt with you if you weren't his daughter, Miss Dramadaf."

“Like, the hell are you talking about, Hell Weasel? And it’s Ramada.”

#wiseguypuppychild

heyitsme-z-deactivated20170804

honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

there’s context here, but its best without it.

guest starring @the-littlest-inkblot

#i only used your discord icon as a reference and filled in the rest with memory #and this was drawn with a laptop touchpad not even mouse #kinda give it its own charm tho #well the amount of charm paris hilton's fursona slam dunking a child gives #but yeah get rekt kiddo

burrningpasssion

@ditzyprincesspoodle 🔥

“Yer smokin’ hot, Baby!”

ditzyprincesspoodle-blog

“Thank you very much, but compliments aren’t money, honey. You’ve gonna have to pay me if you want any of this.”

“Although I’m willing to have prices 20% off for you. 50% if whatever’s down under is as big as your flamethrower.”

#burningpassion #come on i had to do a down under joke

╳ - burrningpasssion

“Why are you staring at me?”

#burrningpasssion #pretty sure these two arent porperly introduced #i suppose this can work #Anonymous

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“That is ridiculous.”

#thebandicootbombshell

memesfrommenace

Send me a ╳

And I will randomly generate a number 1-45, to see what sentence my muse will say to yours. Mix of fluff, fairly mild angst, crack, funny, misc.

“Please, do not leave.”

“What are you doing?”

“There is a spider. Get it. Get. It.”

“Help me!”

“If you shut up, I might be able to think of something.”

“That is not helpful.”

“I missed you.”

“That is not funny.”

“How do I look?”

“Where are you going?”

“Is there something in my hair?”

“How long have you been there?”

“Say that again.”

“I am never doing that again.”

“How would you like to be turned into a toad?”

“It is staring at me.”

“Why are you staring at me?”

“You had best start running. Now.”

“Cuddle me.”

“You are soft.”

“Your hair is soft.”

“Would you like to cuddle?”

“I love you most.”

“Was I napping?”

“Would you like to take a nap?”

“Do you want to stay the night?”

“I am hungry.”

“Are you hungry?”

“I cannot remember when I last ate.”

“What did you feed me?”

“Do you love me?”

“That is ridiculous.”

“You are ridiculous.”

“You are beautiful.”

“How do you use this?”

“Do you have a death wish?”

“Do not underestimate me.”

“That is the last mistake you will ever make.”

“Tell me a story.”

“Hold me.”

“When did you bathe last?”

“There is a frog on the table.”

“Keep that thing away from me.”

“I can no longer handle your beauty.”

“You were always beautiful to me.”

assortedrpmemes

Meet the People in My Muse’s Life

Send a Symbol, and they’ll tell you about:

🌻 - Their Father 🌷 - Their Mother 🌟 - A Different Family Member 🐶 - A Pet 👊 - A Best Friend 👋 - A Friend 🔍 - An Acquaintance 🍼 - A Child (Theirs or Not) 🎭 - A Former Friend 👿 - An Enemy 📪 - A Neighbor 💘 - A Love Interest 👻 - Someone They Don’t See Often 💀 - Someone Deceased ☀️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemons into Lemonade” ☔️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemonade into Lemons” 🍀 - Someone Lucky 🍰 - Someone who Loves Food 🍜 - Someone who’s A Great Cook

say-it-like-u-meme-it

Send me “🔪” For my muses reaction to yours stabbing them in the chest.

thebandicootbombshell replied to your post: @thebandicootbombshell “Why do you have such shit...

“Because you’re jealous.”

“Jealous? Really? I’m jealous that I don’t have shit taste? That I wouldn’t burst into fucking tears because my gremlin has a brain and realizes that my bf is a huge sack of shit?”

#thebandicootbombshell

@thebandicootbombshell