divapool

a little too obsessed with all things Deadpool and Wolverine. 21 y/o she/her

[divapool]

reblog if you think wade wilson is a diva

[divapool]

Wade Wilson does not like shawarma. He wants to like it for the Avengers bit but truly, next time he thinks he’ll just get a falafel sandwich.

Logan on the other hand? LOVES shawarma. He’s had some of the best in Egypt and Jordan. Wade doesn’t know that though, he thinks he’s introducing Logan to this New York treasure of a symbolic sandwich. Logan lets him think that and introduce him to his world. Even if he kinda knows the world pretty well, he’d like to see this one through Wade’s eyes.

[divapool]

would love to plan roblox rn but I have the Exams of Death looming over me.

[divapool]

Logan knows a lot about grief.

Watching his comrades die in combat, outliving his loved ones, or unexpectedly losing a friend never gets easier to handle. As he ages, the pain grows with him, every death amplifying the grief of the last, until he is holed up in an echo chamber of despair for the lives lost. At a certain point, he got used to the dreary fact that he’d lose everyone he ever loved.

It made him wonder… why him? Why did he get the mutation that allowed him to survive far longer than anyone he’d ever known. He wasn’t a great man, he doubted he was even a good man, but he outlived some of the most precious souls.

It wasn’t until many years down the line, after a few stumbles with drunken stupors to suppress the pain, that he understood. Death did not have a rhyme or reason to it. It does not explain itself to those it takes from. It simply is. To punish himself for the sin of living, was a worse fate than the deaths he was grieving.

Maybe, he was meant to change in the face of the grief and become better for the sake of those who passed. To remember them in every good action so that their memories live on in him.

[divapool]

Should I reflect on why exactly my brain has latched onto Poolverine for so long? Probably. Will I? Absolutely not!

[divapool]

Logan and Wade are in a predicament (idk what it is don’t ask)

Wade: you know what’s better than twenty-four….?

Logan: …

Logan: don’t say it, Wade

Wade: *the biggest shit eating grin on his face”

Logan: Wade, don’t

Wade: twenty- *explosion goes off behind him* five!

Logan:

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Wade and Logan are chilling on the fire escape outside Al’s apartment, just eating chipotle and people watching. This is Wade’s favorite hobby and Logan tolerates (thoroughly enjoys) it.

Wade *points his plastic fork down at a lady with a stroller*: that bitch in the glasses called me a walking skid mark and ran my foot over with her dog stroller last week. I think she just moved in nearby

Logan: what the fuck..are you serious *makes to extend claws and probs go down there*

Wade: yeah I think it’s because she thought I was as the guy that killed her uncle!

Logan: …

Logan: was she right..?

Wade: yeah! Oh and that guy crossing the street over there? Picked his nose right in front of me on the subway. Can you believe that? Just digging right in!

[divapool]

Wade and Logan.

Logan and Wade.

Lage and Wogan.

Wogan and Lage.

[divapool]

Wade and Logan are at karaoke with Laura, Ellie, and Yukio.

Wade has the mic. At one point in the night he procured a sparkly cowboy hat from somewhere.

He’s singing cowboy like me.

Logan is entranced. His eyes never leaving Wade’s.

and you hang from my lips like the gardens of Babylon

flashbacks to passionate kisses against their kitchen counter.

With your boots beneath my bed

Logan isn’t 100% certain his boots aren’t underneath Wade’s bed.

Forever is the sweetest con

At that, Wade winks at Logan because he knows it won’t be a con.

Not with them anyways.

You’re a cowboy like me

[itsallgoodmann]

not a day of peace in this man’s life he is always going through something

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[luxury-nightmare]

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

[marvelmaniac715]

It’s been a long week

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

oh i saw this in a sofia isella post lmao

[the-haiku-bot]

oh i saw this in

a sofia isella

post lmao

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[echoalias]

More Cowboy!Poolverine, as I'm obsessed XD

Can confirm, the "fun tassels" are a pain in the arse! Wade has too many details...but then that's what makes him Wade! :D

[atimesfeeler]

Just bouncing ideas around but I’ve always been tempted to write a mermaid au with Wade but I’m torn between the classic siren and lighthouse keeper/ fisherman idea or doing a lake monster sort of spin.

I’ve always wanted to do a lake au that is weirdly specific to my camping lake experience, but idk if it’s realistic for Logan and Wade to be in the area that I’m familiar with. Like why would they be in Alabama lmaooo. If anything a Canadian lake monster au makes the most sense, but I don’t know much about the northern lake experience. And knowing me, I’d want to get super specific about the camping experience haha. But then again, the lake monster I would want Wade to be would be more colorful, and realistically speaking, there aren’t very many colorful fish where I’m from. He could be a stowaway though…

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@divapool

Right??

Like I was pitching a tent and I was thinking “Logan would totally do this and try to teach mer-Wade how to help” but I imagine that Wade would be clueless about human stuff and just make Logan frustrated enough that he’d give him an easy job. Like, my brother was being a pest so we just got him to ‘manage the fire’ and he entertained himself keeping the fire going. Wade would totally need a little boy job that could keep him distracted enough but also so he felt like he was helping and didn’t have time to pester Logan from boredom.

Also Wade would probably end up making the fire way too large or finding something to make it explode.

Just think of the camping disasters they could get into.

[divapool]

The opportunities with this idea!! They’d be so so funny camping. Logan would totally give him some itty bitty job to keep him entertained and then boom! The food is gone and the fire burned out 😭😭 Lake monster Wade FTW!

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

Logan in forest green and Wade gnashing his teeth because it’s sooooo hot but he can’t do anything about it.

(Logan wears it on purpose because he knows it’s a flattering color and wants to see if Wade is actually interested in him)

[lyucky]

this was my 700 followers special on x

A fun little bit of how logan found out deadpool was also wade wilson 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[divapool]

Wade comes up with increasingly ludicrous pet names for Logan.

He was fine with “honey badger” and “peanut” and even quite fond of “lo lo” and “baby”.

He doesn’t even really mind the more creative “ferocious wild cat” or “Pinterest board worthy”-

At “The-Inspiration-for-a-Dr. Miami-Patient’s-Boob-Job” however, he does draw the line.

Please see under the cut if you’re doubting how Wade could ever manage to use that in a sentence.

Wade: “Looogan. Baby! The light of my life! The-Inspiration-for-a-Dr. Miami-Patient’s-Boob-Job! Where are you?”

Logan (walking out of the kitchen): “the fuck you just call me?”

[whiskeyandcigarsmoke]

Lo-Lo will always be my favorite for some reason

[divapool]

Agree! It’s so soft 🥹

[divapool]

Wade comes up with increasingly ludicrous pet names for Logan.

He was fine with “honey badger” and “peanut” and even quite fond of “lo lo” and “baby”.

He doesn’t even really mind the more creative “ferocious wild cat” or “Pinterest board worthy”-

At “The-Inspiration-for-a-Dr. Miami-Patient’s-Boob-Job” however, he does draw the line.

Please see under the cut if you’re doubting how Wade could ever manage to use that in a sentence.

Wade: “Looogan. Baby! The light of my life! The-Inspiration-for-a-Dr. Miami-Patient’s-Boob-Job! Where are you?”

Logan (walking out of the kitchen): “the fuck you just call me?”

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Alternately- when Logan calls him anything but “bub” or “wade”- he absolutely short circuits.

Suddenly it’s less “playful teasing/kinda sort flirting” and more “serious romancing”. It renders him speechless for the first time because they haven’t exactly defined things yet-and when Logan gets sweet like this- it blurs the lines a ever so slightly- and that’s dangerous even for an undying mercenary.

Logan: “hey darlin, what do you think about coming to take Mary on her walk?”

Wade (spontaneous nosebleed): WADE.exe NOT RESPONDING

Logan: ??

Wade (wiping blood on his sleeve and trying to lean on the door frame nonchalantly (he fails and stumbles)): “yeah! totally! of course my lovely pumpkin spice scented lotion! The sloppy to my toppy. The trick to my treat. Let’s venture! “

Logan- unphased and already clipping Mary’s leash onto her collar: “okay let’s head out sweetheart”

Wade: 😵😵

Logan 100% knows and is just teasing wade- simply payback for the goofy nicknames is all (at least- that’s what he tells himself).