Free and young and we can feel none of it.

Hey, I'm Maria. I'm 22 years old. I’m a tattoo collector and a feminist. Makeup is my life. I have a kitty named Marco Antonio. I love Arctic Monkeys and Drake. Gay af. Instagram: swaggievargas

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[feywildfox]

there are SO MANY MORE (from their thread)

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

[such-justice-wow]

This post screams lactose intolerance

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[woppy42]

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

[tastefullyoffensive]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

if you read this you’re gay

[squeakitties]

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[doggosource]

she swim

[crescentmoondemon]

[prideprejudce]

so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them

so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster and needs to like……be in jail for longer than just six years

[thehobbutts]

im a hoe for art restoration

[thehobbutts]

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

[viridianmind]

[honey-sunny-bee]

GOSH FREAKING DANG IT

[falsettos-jpg]

I didn’t get this until I said it aloud…

[teenscoolest]

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

[pedrospascaled]

Won’t you miss looking like that (Wolverine)?

[jackmansjoy]

This is very important to me that he said this.

[snoopingasusualisee]

garfield is a serval and jon should be in jail for illegally owning an exotic animal

[himejoshikomaeda]

jon should be in jail for more than just that