i like turtles

waht sitch the?

[depsidase]

[carphones-deactivated20161117]

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]

[memewhore]

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[jodiefoster]

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

[metalhearted]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[diveeaaah]

FBHJKESBFKRWM ME

[asparagays]

[cucumberofficial]

[477]

[omega3]

[wtiski]

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[mens-rights-activia]

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”

[teamdattony]

this is so advanced

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[animatedtext]