me: hey kids you want a tarot card reading
kids: these are pokemon cards
me: you get a bidoof it means fuck you

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me: hey kids you want a tarot card reading
kids: these are pokemon cards
me: you get a bidoof it means fuck you
Artsy Witch Tips:
use a blend of star anise, sunflower petals, mugwort, and marigold for creativity.
amazonite, orange calcite, and citrine are great for getting motivated and energized for your creative endeavors.
charge your paint wanted and use them for potions, spells, etc.
do small paintings as offerings for your deities.
stain your watercolor papers with teas that associate with the energy you want to manifest.
use sketchbooks as grimoires/books of shadows.
keep a spiritual journal to think, write, and draw in.
charge your paintings by drying them in moonlight/sunlight (not for too long or the paint can fade).
draw/paint/write for a spell or ritual and hang up the product near your altar when you are done to help manifest it quicker.
sing to your ancestors, deities, or spirit guides.
paint or draw a charging space to place your crystals on.
draw crystal grids for your crystals.
Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!Â
simple kiss spells đ
these are simple spells that can be done with little more than a kiss
đ seal an envelope or jar with a kiss to impartÂ
đ blow a kiss to ensure safety on travels until you meet again
đ kiss hands to place protective magic over someone
đ break a spell by gently kissing something you once enchanted
đ kiss bruises to offer healing support
Could you give me some tips to get started?
This is gonna be a long ass post. My apologies. Anyone is more than welcome to add to this list.
Blogs I recommend: X
 Beginner Witchcraft
Old Motherredcapâs Reading List
Advice for beginner witches
Things to consider
Defining âwitchcraftâ
Magic and witchcraft
Research for Newbie Witches
Websites for Herbal Properties and Useage
Different Types of Witchcraft
Secular Witchcraft
Cultural Appropriation
The G word
Spells and charms for Beginners
Dispelling Spells
Lavenderâs Wishing Spell
Burning Bridges Spell
Chocolate Money Spell
Spell to Ease Jealousy
Emotional Cleansing Spell
Rainbow Protection Bottle
Wreaths for Protection and Happiness
Energy Bath
Motivation Chant
Pick me up Cleansing Jar
Protection Jar
Rosemary and Lavender Smokeless Cleansing
List of Cleansing Spells
Meditation
50 Meditation Tips
An Earth Meditation
Benefits of Meditation
Breathe & Relax
Grounding, Centering, & Shielding
Grounding - Grounding Techniques - Ungrounded Symptoms
Grounding & Centering
Centering
Shielding: (1) (2)
Budgeted Witchcraft:
Tips & Tricks for Frugal Witches
Moonstone Beginningâs Frugal Pagan Resource
A Witch in a Pinch (Blog)
Budget Witch (Blog)
Witchcraft on a Budget
Being a Witch on a Budget
Budget Witchcraft (Site)
Accumulating Witch Stuff on a Budget
Ways to Practice Witchcraft with Little or No Money
Chaos Magic:
Chaos Magic in a Nutshell
What is Chaos Magick?Â
Chaos Magic- The Misunderstood Path
Chaos Magick (a multitude of articles pertaining to chaos magic)
Introduction to Chaos Magic
Chaos Magic Theory
Chaoism & Chaos Magic: A Personal View
Oven-Ready Chaos; Phil Hine
Liber Null & Psychonaut: An Introduction to Chaos Magic- Peter J. Carroll
Sigil Crafting:
A Beginnerâs Guide to Sigil Craft
Ways to Use SigilsÂ
Sigils Reboot: How To Get Big Magic From Little Squiggles
An Essay On Sigil CraftingÂ
Practical Sigil Magic- Frater U. D.
Sigilmaking with LeeÂ
Sigil Magic: Making a Magical Sigil
SigilsâŚÂ
Sigil Daily: Creation & Activation
Magic/Sigil CirclesÂ
Chaos Magic: Basic Sigil Magic
SigilsÂ
A Brief Overview of Sigil Magick
Sigils and Seals 101Â
Sigils
Sigil Crafting MethodÂ
Creating a Sigil
Sigil Masterpost (gif warning!)
Sigils in Theory and Practice
How Do You Make Sigils?Â
On the Preparation and Usage of Sigils
Sigil Magic
Sigil 101Â
Practical Sigil Magick
The Sigil BowlÂ
Sigil Basics
What Are Sigils?Â
Making Outdoor Sigils
Online Sigil Generator
Sigilisation
Sigil Magic
Sigil Making Process, by RookÂ
Sigil Making Process, by RichtorÂ
Sigil Charging:
My Super-Physically-Mentally Intense Method of Charging SigilsâŚ
How to Charge SigilsÂ
Firing Off Sigils
A Personal Method of Charging SigilsÂ
How to Charge a Sigil Playing Video Games
Charging Your Sigils- A Brief ExplanationÂ
Charging and Firing SigilsÂ
How to Use SigilsÂ
The Fae Resources
Books
The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries â W.Y. Evans-Wentz
The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies â Robert Kirk
Fairy and Folk Tales of the Irish Peasantry â Yeats
Treasury of Irish Myth, Legend, and Folklore â Yeats
The Fairies in Tradition and Literature â Katherine Briggs
An Encyclopedia of Fairies: Hobgoblins, Brownies, Bogies, & Other Supernatural Creatures â Katherine Briggs
The Vanishing People: Fairy Lore and Legends â Katherine Briggs
The Sidhe: Wisdom from the Celtic Otherworld â John Matthews
Through the Faerie Glass-Kenny Klein
Websites
The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries (Sacred Texts)
The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies (Sacred Texts)
Ancient Legends, Mystic Charms and Superstitions of Ireland â Lady Wilde
Puck â That shrewd and knavish sprite called Robin Goodfellow
The Fairy Family: A Series of Ballads & Metrical Tales Illustrating the Fairy Mythology of Europe
The Fairy Mythology: Illustrative of the Romance and Superstition of Various Countries
âThe Fairy Doctorâ â Lady Wilde
Sacred Text: Fairy Mythology Index
Divination
Tarot
All About Tarot
All About Tarot Readings
Many Different Uses For The Tarot
Tarot Deck Outline
Choosing The Tarot Deck That Is Right For You
What To Look For In A Tarot Deck
Choosing A Tarot Deck Just For Reading Others
Connecting With Your Tarot Deck
Top 3 Beginner Tarot Books
When To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck
How To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck
Recharging Your Tarot Cards
Cleansing Your Tarot Reading Space
Purifying Your Tarot Cards
Three Ways To Shuffle Your Tarot Deck
Six Ways To Choose A Tarot Card
How To Clear Your Tarot Deck
How To Store And Care For Your Tarot Cards
Minor Arcana Keyword Chart
Tarot: Quick and Dirty Keyword Sheets
Tarot Cheat Sheets
Tarot Reversal Keyword Sheet
Major Arcana Meanings
Court Card Interpretations
The Major Arcana
Court Cards In Tarot
The Tarot Suits
Tarot Suit Info Cards
Topics You Can Use In Your Own Custom Tarot Spreads
Great Topics To Ask The Tarot With Only 1-3 Cards
Four Decks To Help You Create Your Own Tarot Spreads
How To Design A Tarot Spread For A Client
Classic Tarot Spread Positions
Interview Your New Tarot Deck
Effective Tarot Questions
How To Create Your Own Spreads
Tips When Reading Tarot For Others
New And Old Tarot Traditions
Four Myths About Fortune Telling
Fortune Teller Isnât A Bad Word
Quirky Tarot Habits
Six Types Of Tarot Readers
4 Easy Steps to Learn Tarot
How To Read Tarot Cards
Why âFreeâ Tarot Readings Are Not Ever Really Free
How To Interpret Reversed Tarot Cards
What To Do With Jumper Cards
Tarot Exhaustion
Tarot Relaxation And Grounding Exercise
Four Tips On Reading âNegativeâ Tarot Cards
How To Deal With âGoing Blankâ During A Tarot Reading
Tips When Reading Tarot At A Special Event
Ideologies That Hold You Back As A Tarot Reader
Six Mistakes To Avoid When Reading Tarot For Yourself
How To Obtain The Clients Energy During a Tarot Reading Without Them Touching Your Cards
Reading Tarot With Confidence
Scrying
How to
Lithomancy
How to
Runes
Interpretations
Glamours
Glamoured Shower Disks
Goddess Glamour Bath
Witch of the Wasteâs Glamour Enchanted Jewelry Spell
Blood Magic
Ethics and Safety
PSA to Blood Witches
Blood Magic 101
Starting Blood Magic
When youâre no longer a beginner
Blood Christening
How Not to Use Blood Magic
Sexual Sangomancy and Blood Bonding; Pros, Cons, and Safety
Blood and Bone Magick
Use of Blood in Folklore and Magic
Potions
Quick Guide to Potions and Lotions
Herbal Brews Introduction
Herbal How To: Infusion
Herbal How To: Tinctures and Extracts
Minerals that are NOT Suitable for Adding to Water
Magical Properties of Herbs, Roots, Flowers, Barks, and Resins
Herbs to Avoid During Pregnancy
Poisonous Herbs: Hazards
List of Poisonous Herbs (Magical Uses and Safety Warnings)
Familiars
What are they?
Is this my familiar?
The Familiar Self
Familiars and Gender
The Three Kinds of Familiars
Plants as Familiars
Working with Plants as Familiars
đ˛đş My Cup Runneth Over Spell đşđ˛
What youâll need :
1 cup or chalice (I got lucky and found this pretty one, but any cup works) Some change Cinnamon incense
Light the incense, and start filling your cup with all of your silver/ higher value coins. While you do this imagine the money multiplying. Once you have the coins in the cup surround whatever change is left around the cup. Now, take your cup and pour it out slowly, remember the sound the coins make on each other, and focus all your energy on the imagery of the coins overflowing your cup Once you are done make sure to clean your change up, and wash out your cup (because change is dirty yo!)
Make sure you ground yourself once you are finished !
*SCREAMING*
@thegodthief
Witch tip
Use your tarot cards not just for divination but to cast spells!
Burn a candle on top of the Justice card for justice in any situation! Likewise for to give yourself Strength. Use The Lovers for a love spell. The Tower for a curse, to bring about someoneâs downfall. Donât forget to use your own associations with the cards, not just the âtextbookâ interpretations. The possibilities are endless!
Pull The Fool out of your deck and cast your cards around it.
1. What do I have faith in?
2. What do I carry with me from the past?
3. What unseen danger lies ahead?
4. What do I strive for?
5. Where do I feel most enlightened?
6. What happens when I follow my bliss?
7. Am I following my dreams?
8. What potential exists?
From Sasha Grahamâs 365 Tarot Spreads
2018 has TWO Supermoons, both in January
âWe may have been starved of supermoons in 2017, but January 2018 will offer two. Spot the Wolf Moon on January 2, and a rare âblueâ supermoon on January 31.â
THREE CONSECUTIVE SUPERMOONS
THE THIRD ONE BEING A BLUE MOON
Get ready, witches. Winter is coming.
Thereâs also a lunar eclipse on January 31st! This is a crazy special moon :0 https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2018-january-31
!!! <-
Big Dipper âFind Your Wayâ Spread
If you live in the northern hemisphere, this guy should be a really familiar sight. For those of you who donât, the Big Dipper is an asterism that makes up part of the full constellation Ursa Major. It can be used to find Polaris, or the North Star, which was an important navigation tool for explorers of all kinds. This is the first constellation I ever successfully identified and as such is pretty special to me, so I decided to take the meanings of the stars and translate them to a spread! As always suggestions for each position are down below, but the ultimate interpretation is up to you!
1.  Dubhe: Dubheâs an neat one, since itâs a different color from the rest. As one of the two âpointer starsâ it helps guide the way to Polaris. How can you change your perspective and keep an open mind? What tools can you use to illuminate paths you hadnât considered before?
2. Merak: Merak is the second of the two âpointer starsâ. Itâs name is derived from the Arabic for âloins of the bearâ. This position helps to ground the rest of the constellation, and gives insight regarding the issue with which you need guidance. What is the root of your indecision? What is the issue from which all these paths sprout?
3. Phecda: Phecda is an Ae star and as a result is surrounded by a thick layer of gas. For this reason, it represents challenges. What obstacles stand between you and clarity. Whatâs clouding your vision?
4. Megrez: This star is neat cause itâs surrounded by a disk of circumstellar matter! This position for that reason represents the surrounding environment. What supports are in your life that can help you at this juncture? Who can you turn to for help figuring out what to do?
5. Alioth: This star was a really important star in ancient navigation. Itâs also got an A1p (for peculiar) spectral emission which means that thereâs some unique stuff going on in its atmosphere. This position helps provide you with some clarity as to what direction you should go in. What factors of the correct path will give you the most security? What peculiar quality should you look for to indicate the most stable path? Youâll end up with a âfavored pathâ after this.
6. Mizar: This star is part of a binary system, the second star of which serves as a test of skills for naked-eye observers. This represents potential stress that you might face once youâre on the path you choose. What factors will put you to the test? With what will you struggle as you walk your chosen path?
7. Alkaid: Also called Benetnasch, this is the last star in the constellation and represents the final destination of your chosen path. Why is it worth it to choose this option? What good will come of you making the decision to pursue this course of action?
Check out more of my spreads here!
If you fail to see what a card is saying, draw four more: what it does mean, what it does not mean, what helps you understand it, what prevents you from understanding it.
I use this technique a lot, with typically helpful results. Who better to ask for an explanation than the cards themselves?
Winter sore throat âteaâ- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a âjellyâ. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (âĄâżâĄâż)
Super useful for this coming winter!
A blessing for college witches
May all your professors give an unexpected curve on your final grades, and may your GPAs be higher than you expected
I accept this blessing and pass it along to those who accept it.
A tarot deck with no reverse meanings?
I guess if you like having them kiss your ass all the time instead of calling you on your shit. Kind of defeats the purpose IMO.
What do y'all think?
I personally don't read with reversals mostly because of how I shuffle and because I like to read the images but when I am reading I like to take both the normal and the reversed meaning under consideration.
Australian witches, I need your help
Australia is rather unique when it comes to witchcraft in âwesternâ countries. We were colonised by Europeans relatively late in history, after the days of witch craze and witch hunts, but still early enough in history for many people to rely on folk magic, brought down under by our European ancestors. As far as Iâm aware, there were never any witch trials in Australia, but there were those who practised witchcraft, leading me to think that there was perhaps more freedom and leniency in regards to witchcraft than there would have been in American and European cultures. There is evidence in many old colonial homes in Australia of folk witchcraft having been practiced, from sigils carved and burned into buildings to animals sacrificed and buried beneath foundations.
So Iâm asking this: please share with me any knowledge, stories, or sources you have of Australian colonial witchcraft. Maybe youâre an historian, or maybe youâve renovated a house and have found evidence of witchcraft, or maybe your colonial ancestors were witches. Iâd be grateful for anything and everything you could tell me.
I will totally see if I can dig anything up from family stuff or from any records. If anyone else has any info this is really interesting
How do you 'make your own rainwater'???
That was my exact question (saturated in disbelief) when my mum first said it. But the way she explained it, it actually made sense to me.
My mum would fill a pot with water, and cover it with a lid to boil. She explained to me that the heat gave energy to the water, and when you lift the lid the water that falls is your rain. Sometimes sheâd use a lid that was too large for the pot, so the water would leak and fall on its own into another container as it evaporated and condensed. Then she would charge the water with things with similar/same meanings as natural rain water until she felt it was ready.
She lived most of her life in desert, so I thought it was genius improvisation.
This is amazing.
one word spells
As long as you can focus your energy and set your intention your spell should work, so Iâve designed these 5 spells using just one word for a Witch who needs a quick fix.
Mariquil
Pronounced mar-e-quil
Used to calm a temper or an upset person. From the latin word for sea, mare, and the english word tranquil. Essentially you are calling the sea inside them to be still. For better results cast with wet hands.
Univert
Pronounced Uni-var
Used for faster transport. I use it at the train station to have a shorter wait time but really its designed for traffic lights. By combining uni from universe and vert,the french word for green, youâre essentially asking the universe to make your path green.
Visididen
Pronounced Vis-e-did-en
Used to go unnoticed or invisible. Taken from the english words vision and hidden. For best results chant it softly while visualising yourself turning transparent.
Lapagna
Pronounced Lap-ag-na
Used when you just need someone to shut the f**k up but are too polite to say so. Taken from the Latin words lapis and magna, meaning stone and voice. For best results hold a stone or some earth while casting, if theyâre really pissing you off just throw the stone or dirt at them.
Bavarignis
pronounced Bav-are-ig-ni
Used to strike up a conversation or to continue a conversation. Taken from the French word bavarder, which means chat, and the Latin word ignis, which means fire. Basically youâre asking for the conversation to spark or catch fire. For best results flick a lighter in your pocket or light a match.
I AM SO HERE FOR MAGIC WORDS.
God Iâm so in love with magic words Iâm going to start creating some right now.
For warding the home:
Murusidium
Pronounced : MOO roos id ee um
Combines Latin words for wall and protection, asking for the walls of your home to offer a spiritual protection. Works best with your hands on the wall you want to enchant
For success at work/promotion:
Victeloffici
Pronounced Vic-tel-o-FI-see
Combines the Latin words for success, arrow, and job. Asking for movement like an arrow in the career, added success to ensure that it is successful movement.
For getting a job:
Obtanoficcium
Pronounced: ob-tan-o-FI-see-um
English word obtain with Latin word for job. Best murmured at an interview or while submitting an application.
To get smooth the mind:
Chamomenta
Pronounced CA-mo-men-ta
Chamomile- a notoriously soothing tea and menta-meaning mind. Best murmured into a cup of well chamomile tea.
For a burst of confidence: Confidissi
From the Latin for bursting forth and the English confident. Best spoken with a clenched fist.
For good luck: Ădhuerte
Pronounced ahh-d-where-tay
From the Irish for luck and the Spanish for strong/luck (fuerte/suerte)