Table for four

[jaubaius]

Love the special effects.. 🕺

[cartoon-lizard]

[funnytwittertweets]

[giganticbuddha]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[qv]

imagine going to wendys and you hear them say lets put this idiot on the grill

[tinkkles]

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

Pepa: I pretend to like people every day. It's called being an adult.

Pepa: That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[boingmann]

[monsieurmeme]

I will never not reblog this

[moriartyfortheevening]

Accurate.

[starsbythepocketful12]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

[leejeann]

accurate 

[boingmann]

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

[harlequinadebaby]

Reblog for Satan

[callmebliss]

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

[lokikissesmyforehead]

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

[broadway-bitch-fit]

^

[arcana-duderino]

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

[cisthoughtcrime]

[hanavbara]

girls night out 💖💄🌙  #SailorMoon

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[ladychlo]

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