Certified Dumbass™

Too dumb to live but too chaotic to die • I’m a Hamil-hoe • | R | 16 | not fucking straight that’s for sure |

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[interstitiallacunae]

>??>?>??

[ringwaldhaze]

march 1st 2020! it’s Halloween!

[candycosmo]

HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER BOIS

[gryffindorcls]

@flashflashitsash

[flashflashitsash]

MY TIME HAS COME

[viperienne]

March 3rd 2020

[broadway-bitch-fit]

March 1st 2021

[pansexualkiba]

The studio execs don’t cut out gay moments to market to China, they do it because the execs are homophobic. You guys are just racist enough to believe that somehow Asians are responsible for Destroying Western Cinema rather than the more obvious reason that studio execs hate gay people

[pansexualkiba]

Disney didn’t remove Love Simon from Disney+ to market overseas. Disney+ is exclusive to America. Disney removed Love Simon because they’re homophobic. I cannot believe I have to tell you people that homophobia is an executive decision and not one based on Asians.

[everythingfox]

“A young trash panda leisurely taking advantage of the quarantine”

(Source)

[sebthesnipe]

@whatwashernameagain

[whatwashernameagain]

CUUUUUUUTE

i’m happy for the trash panda!

[broadway-bitch-fit]

A trip to Disney’s tea cup ride

Mendel and Trina: *spinning calmly, chatting in a tea cup*

Marvin and Whizzer: *flies passed, both screaming*

Jason: *desperately holding on to the inside of Marvin and whizzer’s tea cup, screaming*

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[maxpawb]

i have a disease that makes me not do my homework its called being a fucking idiot

[broadway-bitch-fit]

“When he’s naked-“

“Yes?”

“Does he thrill you?”

“Yes!”

“Is he vicious?”

“Yes!”

“Would he kill you?”

“...yes.”

“I think he’s sorta kinda mean, but I love him, and I need it, if he loved me, I’d concede it”

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

I really wanna watch Falsettos again but I don’t have the mental stability to watch it alone😭

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

No matter how sad I am, Emmetts little shuffle after he says “Little miss Woods comma Elle” Always makes me happy💕💕

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

Harris: So,, top or bottom?

Blair: You have a bunk bed??? Wtf I thought we were having sex!?!?!?

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

Let’s push a stroller just me and you (but mostly me)

[acessy0420]

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

THAT LITTLE PIECE OF HAIR OH MY GOD

[jelly-fisheses]

Ok so basically I was listening to my “Ooooooorlando” (Disney) playlist in the car and I was thinking... Frozen came out in 2013 and Kevin’s mission woulda been 2011-2013 so, him coming home and seeing frozen for the first time in theaters and getting really happy and excited becuase he hasn’t seen any movies or media in 2+ years and knowing the hype around the movie (and being a huge Disney fan) and he starts to get hella emotional at “let it go” because it’s about Elsa telling the world who she truly is and not living the life that was set up for her and embracing her individuality and differences even though people would dislike her for that makes my day.

+ Connor going to see it with him and looking over to see him cry after “Let it go” and wanting to luagh at him but being emotionally supportive and understanding so he holds his hand. 💕🥰✌️

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

OH MY GOD MY HEART

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

@rbcclndr

[kneatknacks]

[1deleted2account3toodles4-deact]

- Roger from A New Brain

[letspushastrollerjustmeandyou-d]

ACCURATE

[mathsturbation]

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

[tiredcatperson-deactivated20221]

you ever just sit the HELL down and think about how a real human thought about and wrote this entire song

[this-had-better-come-to-a-stop]

how inspiring

[tiredcatperson-deactivated20221]

like it’s such a FUCKING mess just as every family is, but it also somehow clears. every. siNGLE. main plot point and character trait WHILE giving you every name how BOSS

[this-had-better-come-to-a-stop]

I know! the first time I listened to it I was like “???” but now I understand that there was actually a lot of info about everyone lmao