Goddess Of Anxiety

I dream of Loki and cats 18+ Only *Follows from: Midgardian-April*

[lokikissesmyforehead]

Masterlist:

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Realmwalker Masterlist

Loki Smut-

The Hunt/The Shower-

The Hunt- You and Loki decide to play a game. You hide in the forest and Loki has to find you. But when he does, he's in control.

The Shower- Loki takes you back home and has his way with you in his fancy bathroom.

The Gloves-

Loki uses his gloves to pleasure you. (Literally just smut) Inspired by those Ragnarok gloves.

The Traveling Surgeon-

Loki stole the Tesseract. Again. Now he's hopping through space, and he has landed right outside your place of work- the hospital.

Tied-

Loki enjoys a little light bondage.

All of You-

Despite her reassurances to the contrary, Loki still believes that April will find him unattractive in his natural form. This is the story of how she finally manages to convince him that she thinks he is beautiful either way.

Loki Fluff-

Love Among Other Things-

Loki returns from a mission badly injured. You are a combat medic who is secretly in love with him. You think the team let him get hurt, and you go to work patching him up. Will you tell him how you feel? Does he love you too?

Presidential Escort-

President Loki has an escort service on Midgard. You have to attend your ex boyfriend's wedding. Otherwise you might get fired from your job. You don't have a date. So you make a call…

Not Her-

Odin is disappointed with Loki's performance in warrior training even though he's very skilled. The king is convinced that Loki needs to grow up so he starts sending young Asgardian women to Loki's chambers every few days to ‘take care of his needs’ and hopefully make him a man. Loki plays the gracious host, entertaining the women without taking advantage of the king’s ridiculous idea until the day that you show up at his door.

Is This Love?- (Mild angst, happy ending)

Loki is your best friend. You're in love but neither of you has any idea.

Emergency Contact- (tw- assault mention)

Loki left you two years ago, but you forgot to take him off of your emergency contact list. When you're attacked by a man outside your apartment, you're both forced to face your feelings.

The Meaning of Christmas-

The Avengers are spending Christmas together, but Loki doesn't know how to give a proper gift yet. (No Romance)

Monster-

When Loki goes out on Halloween, he meets two children who need someone to look after them. (Inspired by this prompt- "How do you know so much about monsters?)

Laundry Day-

You and Loki broke up because you thought he deserved someone who wouldn't grow old and die long before he even aged. But now you're pregnant with his baby, and he has no idea.

Loki's Little Secret-

Based on this imagine: Imagine Loki knowing you’re pregnant with his baby before you even have the first clue, and he’s bursting with excitement. But, being the God of Mischief, he decides to wait until you’re at a very formal event before bending to whisper in your ear; “You’re going to have my child, and I couldn’t be happier, my love.” You give him exactly what he wanted by jumping into his arms with tears streaming down your face, causing the rest of the guests to stare at your sudden outburst.

Finished Chapter Fics-

This is No Accident-

Loki meets a single, pregnant Midgardian woman in New York. When he finds out she has nowhere to go, he takes her in, allowing her to stay in his flat. When he falls deeply in love with her, will the Allfather let them be together, or will he force Loki to return to Asgard to complete his sentence in the dungeons?

Abandoned-

Based on this imagine- Imagine Loki witness a person abandoning a pet, he pays little heed at first, humans, of course, are fickle creatures, but on hearing the human use words like "runt" and "worthless" something in him stirs. Looking into the box human has dumped the animal in, he realises it is a small black furball.

A story about how rescuing an abandoned kitten leads Loki to finding his own lost children and making peace with the Avengers.

The Siren and the Insomniac- (Eventual Smut)

Raidne is half Siren. She lives in Stark Tower with the Avengers and Loki. One night, she discovers that her voice puts the God of Mischief to sleep.

Unfinished Chapter Fics-

Blue is the Color of My True Love's Soul-

When Loki falls through the Void, he suffers extreme injuries and lands in a garden outside a young woman's house. When she finds him, he begs her for death, but she doesn't listen. She chooses instead, to care for him until he is fully healed. The two fall in love, and Loki promises to stay with her rather than returning to Asgard. But unfortunately, Thanos has been following Loki since his fall. He cruelly kills Loki's beloved, casting her soul into the Tesseract. He tells Loki that if he brings the other infinity stones to the Mad Titan, he will bring her back. Will Loki find them? Will he save his beloved? Will Thanos keep his promise?

Realm of Exile-

An AU where Loki refuses to become king of Jotunheim and Odin frames him for Balder's murder. Frigga negotiates for his life and instead of being executed, Loki is sent to live out his days on an unknown realm completely alone- or maybe not.

The Years Between-

Loki visited Midgard once before, during or shortly before WWII, and he fell in love with a young mortal woman. Everything was fine until Heimdall notified Odin, who brought Loki straight back to Asgard and forbade his return. Decades later, after Loki’s attack on New York, he meets Bucky, and they become uneasy allies. One night, Bucky has a nightmare and Loki comes to his aid, but while he uses his seidr to calm the soldier, he sees inside Bucky's mind. There, in Bucky's nightmare, is Loki's lost love. Is she still alive? Will she remember him?

Anima Mirabantur- (Eventual smut)

Loki has been posing as the All-father for a few months, but now Thor knows something is amiss. He must escape Asgard without anyone knowing. He decides to go back to Midgard in the form of a cat and is adopted by a single woman.

The Dark Entry- (NSFW)

After Thor's thwarted coronation, Odin discovers that Loki was responsible for leading the Jotuns into Asgard. An AU where Thor never goes to Jotunheim, and Odin banishes Loki instead, dropping him onto Midgard in New Orleans…during Mardi Gras. Loki is confused and heartbroken, and perfectly dressed for the occasion.

In Clone Love and War- (Ongoing series)

When Loki creates six clones that he can't seem to get rid of, April has to figure out how to keep them from fighting over her.

~An Unlikely Romance (NSFW)

Lecherous Loki meets Natalia

~Lost and Found (NSFW)

Affectionate Loki meets a woman he swears he has met before.

~A Simple Miscalculation

OG!Loki makes a few mistakes, but it all turns out right in the end.

~Insatiable (NSFW)

Needy Loki falls in love.

~Only You (NSFW)

Sweet Loki meets Elizabeth.

~Safe (NSFW)

Protective Loki meets Tina.

~Blue Man

There is one more clone that April didn't know about. But he's a bit different.

~Fates Entwined

King Loki and Michelle- A story about how OG!Loki was engaged to someone before his fall from the bifrost, and how fate decided she needed her Loki back.

~Princess

Sweet Loki frets about his little princess.

~The Wedding Gift

OG!Loki gives Frost a wedding gift.

~The New House

Sweet Loki surprises Elizabeth with a new home for the two of them and their princess.

~Mr Mischief Falls in Love *Unfinished*

[kellydoodles]

I was a king…

The rightful king of Asgard. 

[kellydoodles]

I wanted to draw someone semi-submerged in a pond. If anything looks awkward it’s probably due to me having trouble drawing it. I did flip the image at the end (if you’re wondering about his armor).

Loki’s just relaxing…….promise lol.

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

Loki’s hands

[loki-hargreeves]

I felt the urge to draw Loki with a baby. Maybe I have a baby fever?

The only backstory I came up with is that Loki found an abandoned baby, left to die, right after finding out about his own heritage. Although he’s angry at the world, he couldn’t let the baby die. So Loki saved her. Now he’s stuck with an infant.

(low-key want to write a story about it)

[lokikissesmyforehead]

😭💗

[tricksterlokilaufeyson]

**All quotes are my original work, created by me, and are free to use by anyone for their work**

[lokisgoodgirl]

Peace [Loki x Reader]

A Link to my Masterlist is HERE Summary: After an outing to the Christmas Tree Farm goes awry, Loki does a little soul searching in his moccasins. (w/c 1.2k) Warnings: A tiny bit spicy. Like literally pepper. Fluff, some forestry angst(?) A/N: My contribution to the Secret Santa 2023 event hosted by the wonderful @fictive-sl0th - Merry Christmas @coldnique  ❤️ Request: Reader and Loki are burdened with a mission; finding the perfect tree. Unfortunately, our god doesn't deem any of the ones they see at the farm worthy so...

You watched Loki’s frown deepen as he concentrated on the road ahead. A familiar sign flashed by at the roadside, finally. Tony had given you a loan of his cabin in Vermont for the week. But festive, it was not. Not yet.

You turned up the volume on the touch-screen, hoping that Elton would rouse Loki’s mood a little. Biting your lip, you glanced at the god out the corner of your eye. No change. The trip to the Christmas tree farm had not been a success.

“They were all too...bushy, unkempt” he grumbled, switching to fifth gear with an unnecessarily erotic yank. “Well that’s what pine trees do, my love” you replied, letting your eyes run up his chest, up his neck. Loki hurmphed. “-And the needles on them were so jagged. Dry. All arrogance and no substance." He tilted his chin upwards, the hard vein in his neck throbbing at the tip of an elegant turtle-neck jumper. The god let out an incredulous scoff. “My dear you could injure your delicate mortal hands. I simply will not allow it.” He paused, nodding sagely as you approached a bend. "Arrogant. Yes, that's what they were. No individuality, no...depth,” he growled, giving a haughty sniff. You looked out the window, taking a deep and silent breath. Placing a hand on his thigh, you felt the muscles beneath his jeans work, clenching. You gave him a consolatory pat. “I mean really,” Loki continued undeterred. “Once the various trinkets you like so much are added to the tableau it will look truly ridiculous. Pompous, in fact.” “At least they were green,” you murmured. The sound of Loki’s hair whipping as he snapped to face you rustled the air. “Yes,” he snipped. “At least they were that.”

Back at the cabin, you flinched as Loki threw the door closed behind him. He strode into the kitchen, dropping the car keys in a dish with a malevolent rattle. You walked to where he stood gripping the counter top, sliding your hands around his waist. He huffed gently, before his touch covered yours. “I’m sorry,” he muttered. “I ruined the Christmas ambiance, didn’t I?” “A bit, yes” you replied. He huffed again. The soft, nasal kind that denoted annoyance at himself. He spun to face you.

The fine knit of his sweater pulled against your fingertips. In seconds his lips sealed to your neck, longing kisses wet against the angle of your jaw. Loki pulled you against him, soft tongue darting teasingly against your lips as he sought entry. Your hands slid up his chest, toying with the high collar tight against the sharp slate of his jaw before you slid your fingers up. They tangled in his locks, tugging gently while he moaned into your mouth.

“Ah-” he gasped suddenly, timed with a well-placed squeeze of your hand against his cock.

It pulsed against your palm. You smiled. Fucking on Tony’s counter-top was most definatley on your 'Christmas ambiance' list. The smile fell as Loki touched your hand, pulling it gently aside. He gazed at you with narrowed eyes, a thoughtful glint sparking deep within them. His lip twitched as he straightened, towering over you. Rogue curls fell around your face, the scent of his almond and redcurrant cologne that clung to every strand making your mouth water. “I cannot be held responsible for diminishing the glimmer of Yule in that precious heart of yours,” he whispered gallantly, before clearing his throat. “I shall be back presently to right this most egregious wrong.” And in the swirl of a coat and the click of the latch, he was gone.

Loki walked approximately fifteen steps before he admitted to himself that the soft leather moccasins were a bad choice.

He pulled the coat he was wearing tighter. The hem flapped against his knees as he walked. Unfortunately for Loki, he had neglected to pack alternative shoes in his pocket dimension. And furthermore, he could not abide a return to the cabin after such a flawlessly theatrical exit. A warming enchantment on his feet would have to suffice.

He walked, and he walked. And the forest grew thicker.

The god’s gaze darted between each majestic pine tree, stretching to the sky. Perfect, he mused bitterly. They’re all too perfect. If Loki had learned anything in past years about the power of this so called christ-mas, then it was that the festivities were a time for see the beauty in things oft overlooked. To celebrate that which was diminished throughout the other, more bountiful seasons. Loki could relate to that feeling. It was part of the reason he enjoyed it so much. He came to a clearing, shivering lightly as he stopped. Snow had begun to fall in silent flakes, resting atop already heaving branches. How far had he walked, he wondered. Loki looked up, closing his eyes to the bright, frozen sky. The god would never quite understand how he had found himself living happily on Midgard. In truth, how he had found himself living happily at all. It frightened him sometimes how much he saw his past-self as another. Like one of your documentaries, or a myth. Stories told as a cautionary tale with a flashlight under one’s chin in the dead of night. A fiction. And he would tell them gladly. But it was not himself of which he spoke. Not really. Not anymore. It frightened him, oh yes. Not that he would ever tell anyone that. No one but you.

But Yule is a time for honouring one’s past, he surmised. And so – the first emblem of the season he chose himself should reflect that. "Where are you?" he murmured quietly, spinning in a measured circle with his eyes closed. A flake of snow stuck to his bottom lip. He felt it melt against the warmth it found. Loki opened his eyes. He took a few steps towards the nearest tree. Tall, bushy, perfect – just like the others. But he trusted in the moment, however that worked.

His moccasins crunched, disappearing into thickening snow beneath his feet. Moisture soaked into the suede lining. The god shifted around the plump fir, pushing its branches from his path. "There you are," he whispered against the chill.

In amongst the tightly packed pine trees, sat a rather modest specimen. It was a fine tree. Noble, despite its diminutive state. A little tired. Lack of sunlight from those crowding around it had stunted its growth. Loki could see where its branches had fought for every scrap of light, twisting and adapting at strange angles. He ran his fingers gently across the vibrant spines. Plump, and luscious. None came loose. The tree was free of snow, shielded by the very branches which cramped his ascent to their level. He hummed an Asgardian chant, running his hand to the tip of the branch.

Loki waited for a response. He lowered his head, listening. It was ceremony. "This, I swear," he murmured in reverence. With the greatest care, he summoned the gentlest magic he possessed. The tree roots came away with ease, plucked from the moist soil like sponge from a greased tin. Willingly, he thought with a smile. And Loki cradled the small tree all the way back to the cabin. You were overjoyed, greeting him through the window and then at the door with a smile that would rival the brightest moon. That evening, you and he decorated the small tree with delicate ornaments. Loki was sure that he had never seen a finer Yuletide scene. And every day, in the bright winter light of the living room, and where you and Loki spent lazy nights celebrating by the warmth of the fire – that little tree grew. Love, space, freedom, faith. Loki pondered those words whenever he saw it. The god tended it every day with his magic, keeping the roots fresh in their temporarily home. And when the holiday ended, he would re-plant it. Somewhere it could continue its journey to its full potential in peace. Peace, Loki mulled as he brushed a strand of hair back from your cheekbone while you slept on his chest. Carols played. He inhaled against your hair, feeling your breaths rise and fall in time with his own. Peace.

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[lokikissesmyforehead]

OMG @lokisgoodgirl I am crying. This was so beautiful!!!! 🥹

[lokikissesmyforehead]

Loki's Heroic Ending Questioned By MCU Co-Star After Season 2

Loki season 2 gave the character a tragic ending.

But she has no idea that Loki spent literal CENTURIES trying to figure out how to save the damn timelines. Literally f$ck her.

[tricksterlokilaufeyson]

**All quotes are my original work, created by me, and are free to use by anyone for their work**

[lokikissesmyforehead]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Actually I've been here longer, but this blog is younger than my main. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Loki, Art Nouveu style

[itsfreakinwimdy-deactivated2024]

@midgardian-april

[percheduphere]

LET'S TALK ABOUT LOKI'S SHOES (ACTUALLY, HIS WHOLE WARDROBE)

Production costs aside, clothes tell the audience about how characters think of themselves.

Loki's shoes in the S2 finale raised a lot eyebrows, but I find them quite fitting: they are comfortable, practical, and most importantly, they are humble. The camera brings this to our attention to communicate his evolution in character.

Loki has always dressed well, often times ostentatiously. Whether he is at war, passing as a Midgardian, or held captive as an Asgardian prisoner, Loki communicates his social class and sense of superiority through clothing. For him, clothing armors his fragile sense of self and against others' opinions of him. He intends to be perceived as deadly charming but ultimately unapproachable.

His attire in the first Thor movie is roughly equal parts green and gold, signifying his royal status. His style is dressed down for his brother's misadventures in Jotenheim, yet overall both silhouettes are lofty, princely, but not hardened or threatening.

In Avengers, Loki's look has more black and leather, with exaggerated emphasis on his shoulders meant to intimidate as he assumes the role of villain. The silhouette is very hard, heavy, and edgy. Gold detailing is prevalent as well. Combined with the goat's helm, this is Loki's most pretentious outfit, which speaks to an undercurrent of low self-esteem and a compulsive need to impress. There's no mistaking he is the main antagonist of the story.

In Thor 2, Loki's attire is similar to Avengers but the overcoat is exchanged for a less bulky version (perhaps conveying he is less guarded now that the effects of the Mind Stone are no longer influencing him). Loki's role likewise pivots from the harsh lines of a villain to the more flexible edges of a reluctant villain-turned-ally. This aligns with his character arc when he protects both Jane and Thor, seemingly sacrificing himself.

In Thor 3, Loki's silhouette is streamlined even further. The overcoat is done away with in favor of what appears to be a leather doublet, pauldrons, and vambraces. Gold accents are minimal. While stylish, Loki's attire is more practical than showy, and his helm serves the dual purpose of protection as well as weaponry. At this point in his arc, Loki has become a full antihero, joining his brother's side in rescuing as many Asgardians as possible, and eventually dying in a vain bid to protect Thor from Thanos.

The TVA does something very fun and interesting in taking away Loki's ability to dress himself. Since Loki cannot use his magic in the TVA, he is forced to wear the same clothing as his captor/advocate, who eventually becomes his best friend and peer.

Perhaps, on a subconscious level, this helped Loki to feel included. We know by his pwn admission that Loki fears being alone and desperately craves a sense of belonging. At the same time, he intentionally dresses to put people at a distance, thereby protecting himself from potential rejection at the cost of isolating himself further.

When Mobius gives him that TVA jacket for the first time, Loki seems uncharacteristically pleased. It is not an attractive jacket by any means, yet he neither scoffs at it nor refuses to wear it. Instead, Loki puts it on and is content when Mobius says it looks "smart" on him. He continues to dress like Mobius and, indeed, mimic some of his mannerisms such as placing his hands on his hips. Without clothing meant to push people away, Loki opens up, has more fun, and makes friends.

Loki's choice of attire as he assumes the mantle of God of Stories (and time) is fascinating. Setting aside the clear design inspiration from the comics, Loki's silhouette is soft, remarkably so. His colors are earthy hues of green, and the only bit of flare are the light gold trimming and crown. The look brings to mind the garb of sages and wise wizards rather than royalty or warriors. He's powerful yet approachable because there is humility in his bearing. And that humility springs from a well of healthy self-worth, self-love, and a deep love for others.

The shoes are not meant to be attractive. They are meant to help him ascend the throne, nothing more.

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@midgardian-april

[tricksterlokilaufeyson]

**All quotes are my original work, created by me, and are free to use by anyone for their work**

[lokikissesmyforehead]

It really pisses me off that the second Loki is allowed any actual power in the MCU, he's immediately put in a place where he cannot possibly use it.

As much as I liked the idea of Loki being the one who saved the entire multiverse, the ulterior motive is sure, we'll give Loki power, but you'll never see him again.

Is anyone surprised?

Oh and one more thing-

(Sorry, I have 4 days to sit on my ass before marathon day, and I'm choosing to rant. 🤷🏻‍♀️)

The people who keep saying: "Loki has the power to change the story! He should bring -insert character here- back."

No! He should bring the real Loki back!!!!

[unicorn-of-mischief]

Good morning, handsome!

[laprofesoratinacita]

@lokikissesmyforehead

[lokikissesmyforehead]

That hoodie should be registered as a weapon.

[tricksterlokilaufeyson]

**All quotes are my original work, created by me, and are free to use by anyone for their work**

[lokikissesmyforehead]

I'm only here for a few minutes once or twice a week right now because I'm running 45+ miles a week and I don't have time for Tumblr drama. However- today I read some posts and I need to get this off my chest.

I have loved Loki for the last 12 years. I could go into a ton of detail about why I love him so much, but that's not what this is about. This is about TVA Loki.

TVA Loki is not Loki.

TVA Loki is an amalgam of Tom with black hair and whatever the fck Disney decided is going to make them the most money.

The real Loki died in Infinity War and he's not coming back. It actually makes my chest hurt to even think that thought. But we all need to accept it and then put this new Loki shaped imposter in a different box in our minds so we can stop hurting ourselves wishing that it was different. No matter how much we riot, Disney will never listen.

I will never love this new lesser version of Loki like I love the real Loki. Never. They can try to retcon everything that happened- but we know the truth and we can carry it. There are far more of us than there are of them.

I feel sorry for the new Loki. Yes, he has a few good scenes where he kinda reminds me of the real Loki, but they're watered down. Like he's wearing a costume. I always felt so much empathy for the real Loki but I never pitied him. I feel like he would be angry if anyone pitied him. This new Loki is trying so hard, but he will never be the same.

The real Loki would never have taken Sylvie's abuse. He wouldn't have bothered listening to her for a moment. He wouldn't have cared what Mobius said about him or to him in the first season. And he wouldn't have let them push him around.

I'm finished arguing points with shippers, and I'm done trying to make people understand why this show is such a slap in the face to those of us who love Loki. I don't need to qualify my opinion for anyone. Especially people on Tumblr who are likely half my age.

Sylvie is a terrible match for Loki.

Mobius is a terrible match for Loki.

Loki deserves better. Better writing. Better love interests. Better costuming. Better plot. Better everything.

[holacherrycola90]

100% agreed, although I would go even farther and say the real Loki died in TDW, because whomever that buffoon was in Ragnarok, was not Loki.

[artemisnightingale216]

Tbh Infinity War just killed my love for the MCU overall. I've seen a few movies here and there, but I am still TRAUMATIZED by IW. I couldn't get past Lokis death scene. I literally got up and walked out of the room when it happened. It seriously messed me up for days and I know I'll never be over it.

Adding to the previous reblog, though, Ragnarok "Loki" was 100% not OUR Loki. It was Chris Odinsons version of Loki. He was a prop, something to make Chris look better overall and try to make everyone forget that the movie took everything that made the characters great and shit all over them. Ragnarok is literally the worst movie in the MCU and it's STILL somehow raved upon by fans despite it's plainly obviously bad characterization and overall plot, but that's besides the point. Chris has admitted openly that he hated how much love Loki got compared to Thor long before Ragnarok was a thing, so it really shouldn't come as a shock that Lokis last appearance in the Thor franchise was a defamation of his character, and yet it still does.

Don't get me wrong, Loki still remains to be one of my favorite characters despite my distain for the MCU as a whole, but not the "Loki" that we're presented with now.

[lokikissesmyforehead]

I said I wasn't going to reply to any comments on this post, but I had to.

I absolutely agree with you on IW. I will never forgive them for that. I am still legitimately traumatized by the brutality of that scene. It was so much worse than any other MCU death, and I'm convinced they did that on purpose as some sort of sick gotcha message to Loki fans. I haven't enjoyed anything Marvel since then, and I don't think I ever will.

[lokikissesmyforehead]

I'm only here for a few minutes once or twice a week right now because I'm running 45+ miles a week and I don't have time for Tumblr drama. However- today I read some posts and I need to get this off my chest.

I have loved Loki for the last 12 years. I could go into a ton of detail about why I love him so much, but that's not what this is about. This is about TVA Loki.

TVA Loki is not Loki.

TVA Loki is an amalgam of Tom with black hair and whatever the fck Disney decided is going to make them the most money.

The real Loki died in Infinity War and he's not coming back. It actually makes my chest hurt to even think that thought. But we all need to accept it and then put this new Loki shaped imposter in a different box in our minds so we can stop hurting ourselves wishing that it was different. No matter how much we riot, Disney will never listen.

I will never love this new lesser version of Loki like I love the real Loki. Never. They can try to retcon everything that happened- but we know the truth and we can carry it. There are far more of us than there are of them.

I feel sorry for the new Loki. Yes, he has a few good scenes where he kinda reminds me of the real Loki, but they're watered down. Like he's wearing a costume. I always felt so much empathy for the real Loki but I never pitied him. I feel like he would be angry if anyone pitied him. This new Loki is trying so hard, but he will never be the same.

The real Loki would never have taken Sylvie's abuse. He wouldn't have bothered listening to her for a moment. He wouldn't have cared what Mobius said about him or to him in the first season. And he wouldn't have let them push him around.

I'm finished arguing points with shippers, and I'm done trying to make people understand why this show is such a slap in the face to those of us who love Loki. I don't need to qualify my opinion for anyone. Especially people on Tumblr who are likely half my age.

Sylvie is a terrible match for Loki.

Mobius is a terrible match for Loki.

Loki deserves better. Better writing. Better love interests. Better costuming. Better plot. Better everything.