Divine In All Ways

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[divineexistence]

"My name is Demonique Possession and I have some things to say. Hard truths. Truths that you don't wanna hear. But you gotta. This is important, and a warning to all my bottoms out there."

A sigh, "Y'all know I'm a proud bottom, but I'm also the first to admit that we are the worst. You know it's true. We're needy, greedy, and honestly an offense against God. I see some of you nodding. Those are the Enlightened Bottoms. We know that right after God made us he looked in the mirror and went 'why'. God's gonna die and it'll be by a six-foot-four bottom in three inch heels. And he'll deserve it."

"Anyway, my warning. Bottoms, love yourselves. Don't get involved with another bottom or even a switch. We can't handle that. You know we can't. Love. Your. Selves. I saw a bottom confess to another and the poor thing died. Don't do that. We may be awful, needy abominations but honeys don't do that to yourselves! That's not self care, that's worse than self destruction. Find yourself a hard top, get your life together, and for fuck's sake love. your. self."

[gayinbed]

[reallyreallyreallyloveyou]

laying on your significant other is a love language

[kpoverload]

Whaam!

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[heartfullyferal]

@divineexistence

[heartfullyferal]

Sam: you wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Lucifer: of course not Sam. Because a fly never knowingly did anything wrong to hurt anyone. YOU however, I would m a i m.

[milamai]

There are those who have seen what your smoke is concealing (by Milamai)

[divineexistence]

x | @holmestheheart

“I know, that’s why I claimed it as mine.” He looked over and went to go get the demanded items. He came back with a fancy bowl of chocolates kept for this exact purpose and a giant fluffy throw blanket.

[divineexistence]

“SAM I need to borrow your bathroom can I just?”

"Uh, yeah?" He couldn't deny her anything even if he wanted to (including the occasional m u r d e r), so what was this but an easy yes?

"Why...why did you come here for that."

[divineexistence]

“So, I’m gonna be honest here and say that due to this whole lockdown-quarantine thing I totally forgot it was my birthday, let alone May.”

“Only way I found out was with a five tier moose cake that appeared in a flash of fireworks when I opened the door to my room after my morning run.”

“Thanks, Lizzy.”

[divineexistence]

holmestheheart‌:

“Uhhmmm….?” Lizzy squinted at the coins in the dim lighting of the bedroom, having no recollection of these being in her life before now. “I don’t think I w e n t to Greece…who was in the Ancient Greek times, was that the one with Hades??”

Ah. T h e r e might be your answer. Who does she have ancient hellish ties to? Although how she got to hell in the PAST- might have more to do with her Space Dad. Not that The Doctor yeeted his poor girl into the pits of ancient Grecian HELL, but she may have stumbled there unattended on an adventure.

“Lucifer might need these!” Lizzy, I doubt Luce wants your Tummy Cash. “They didn’t taste very nice coming up-…I can taste blood. Like Katya.”

“Ah, should’ve known you’d end up there eventually.” Sam gently took the monies and put them to the side, alongside the other things that came out of the bottomless pit that was Lizzy’s stomach. 

“I’m sure he’d love them. A thoughtful gift.” He could hear Lucifer’s disgusted voice already. They were w h e r e!!!??!?!?!? Beautiful. Poetic. Musical. He should make that his new ringtone.

[divineexistence]

x | @holmestheheart

“Lizzy, where did you g e t the coins that you ate. And why are...why are they ancient Greek drachmas?” Although, he really didn’t want to know. Some poor ancient Greek was missing a few bucks to a drugged up Lizzy belly.

[divineexistence]

*Throws up some coins, an amethyst, two earrings, and a couple plastic glittery dice on her bed during bedtime* “...oh my god t h e r e they are!” Tucking Lizzy in at night is always a roulette.

Sam blinked before letting out a long sigh. “Toss a coin to your witcher...”

[divineexistence]

holmestheheart‌:

“Oh bitch please, I would believe you in a HEARTBEAT. Some crazy beardo weirdo boy in a church in Montana doesn’t convince me but if YOU come running about an apocalypse?? I’m packing and moving to Mars, I’m grabbing my seven kids and my weird roommate Demacrex her soulmate and LEAVING.” Listen, Lizzy knows better than Not To Listen when a Winchester smashes around crying about the end of days. “UGH. Shady Satan. I sooo badly want to get him to guest judge with Mama Ru on drag race.”

“Mama, if I come running about the apocalypse, take me with you. I’ve had enough end of days for a lifetime. I’ll be the weird aunt no one talks about but just exist ethereally in her home like a Miss Havasham wannabe.”

Sam grabbed Lizzy’s arm, a buzzer sounding at the contact. “Girl. Girl y e s I need that in my l i f e. What would be the lipsync song for it though! It’s always themed.”

[divineexistence]

holmestheheart‌:

“So she called you a whore! Cool. I might go visit her…” Lizzy ran her fingers through her hair thoughtfully, as if this was a v e r y serious conversation. “…anyway- what were we talking about?? FORTUNES! Okay. So you’ve met psychics and stuff- and you’ve b e e n psychic- could you just take a side job as Giselle The Magnificent and go round fairs and tell people the devil is judging them?? I would LOVE that. You could make so much money selling crystals! Tell some whore to shove an amethyst up her butt to cure her crabs or something and charge her hundreds!” Lizzy for fucks sake.

“Precognitive isn’t e x a c t l y psychic, Lizzy. All it did was give me a headache and sense of dread about things that didn’t happen for years after. Or days. Still. Kinda useless, especially when my brother didn’t want to hear any of my predictions meaning they all came true--” bitter? Slightly. “RIGHT. Moving on. Chances are the devil I S judging them. He can be pretty shady, Satan.”

[divineexistence]

x | @holmestheheart

“Once. It was from that old witch that lives on the edge of the street. Across from Katya with the Poo Lagoon Mutant Geese skulls.” Sam shrugged, “she told me I was destined for greatness being thrust within me. Or was it upon me. I assumed it was about my sex life.” Can he stop being horny on main for O N E minute. Nope.

[divineexistence]

“I shook the magic 8 ball, it told me to fuck off.” Lizzy and Demonique talking about fortune tellers cause let’s be real that’s Sam’s aesthetic x

“Honey it tells everyone that. Just like the mirror cracks every time we look at it!”

[maggiewrites]

“buzzfeed unsolved - supernatural” sentence starters

feel free to edit when necessary !

“Are they time-travelling?”

“Both of them seem dubious as hell.”

“Call it a hunch.”

“Did you just fart?”

“Do try to kill me!”

“Doctors need to write.”

“Don’t listen to children!”

“Fuck humanity.”

“Fuck that, let’s go.”

“Get me the fuck out of here.”

“How do you go that wrong?!”

“I’m bad at feeling.”

“I’m gonna go on record. This is a bad idea.”

“I’m good. I’ll just sign up for karate or something.”

“I’m itchin’ for the tables.”

“I’m not a Bigfoot, I’m a human being.”

“I didn’t get to do all the things on my bucket list.”

“I don’t know if this is a sign, but I’m in the bathroom at this bar, and this mirror literally has blood dripping from it.”

“I feel like a very fancy lord.”

“I got a new toy.”

“I just realized what I got myself into. Again.”

“I like that he was just sorta riffin’ at the time, and everyone just went with it.”

“I ran out of evil people to think of.”

“I think it’s a little more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things.”

“I think that you should show them that you demand to be respected.”

“I think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up.”

“I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument.”

“It’s a very old piece of footage. But so is Die Hard. It’s still good.”

“It’s me, ya boi.”

“Just say something, you don’t have to get violent.”

“Let’s burn it all down.”

“Mob guys… thought you were tough guys.”

“Nice sunset. Enjoy it, it’s the last you’re ever gonna see.”

“Plunge us into darkness!”

“Really, you should come through dancing.”

“Show up, murder me!”

“So it was aliens?”

“Tell that story in a bar.”

“That’s a big foot.”

“That’s where he writes sonnets.”

“The sign out front says ‘go away’.”

“There are certain elements that don’t seem to add up, but when you put them together… baby, they sing!”

“They’re really just getting boned by fate right now. This is just not a good time for them.”

“They laughed and told me I was an idiot to my face.”

“This is beautiful!”

“This is like Satan’s cement butthole.”

“This is the place where nightmares are made.”

“This whole ship is bullshit.”

“Those people fucking danced until they died.”

“Wait, are we agreeing right now?”

“We’re alive, just like you! Let’s go down to the pub.”

“We done it now.”

“We have fun.”

“We never stay anywhere nice.”

“What about the demons? Are they here?”

“What if you go fuck yourself, how about that?”

“What in the fuck is that?”

“Why don’t you come in here and give us the business, huh?”

“You’re a beaut. I love your bones.”

“You’re a ghost hunter.”

“You and the fucking people in France.”

“You can etch yourself, sir.”

“You go first!”

“You gotta fucking calm down!”

“Your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. It drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that.”