regulus's other personality

sic itur ad astra (such is the way to the stars)

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

James, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Regulus: Yeah, James will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

James: Exactly, I will straight up-

James:

James, tearing up: Regulus, why would you say that?!

[moonytoastx]

James: "Can I ask a dumb question?"

Regulus, not even looking up: "Better than anyone I know."

[deswhomst]

regulus would memorize jokes others made and spend hours thinking of clever remarks that he would casually say in front of james because james was always so amused by them and regulus loved being the reason for james’ happiness

[moonytoastx]

*over text*

James: Hey pretty boy, what're you up to?;)

Regulus: Eating cereal in bed.

James: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?

Regulus: ....I would still be eating my cereal?

James to Sirius: "He's so cute. I love him."

[moonytoastx]

James: "If I say I love you, will you say it back?"

Regulus: "Yes."

James: "I love you.

Regulus: "It back."

*five minutes later*

Barty: "Why is Potter crying face down on the floor?"

[moonytoastx]

Sirius: "I wish my hands were bisexual so I can paint my right hand nails properly."

James: ???

Remus, sighing: "He means ambidextrous. He wants to be ambidextrous."

[moonytoastx]

James: "This is our most elaborate prank yet, people. Which is why we will be using code names. I will be Trouble 1. Lily, you will be 'been there, done that'."

James: "Reggie - 'currently doing that'. Moony is 'it happened once in a dream'. Pads, you're 'if you didn't have a brother' and Wormtail... you're Trouble 2."

Peter: "Oh, thank Merlin."

[storyparrot]

Jegulus don't argue.

Regulus speaks french and James gets horny.

[moonytoastx]

Remus: "What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?"

James, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: "What if you don't."

[moonytoastx]

Regulus: "I do not trust Potter."

Also Regulus: "But he's tall and handsome."

Regulus: :(

[moonytoastx]

James: "So what are we gonna do?"

Regulus: "I could set it on fire."

James: "No."

James:

James: "But keep that option open."

[moonytoastx]

Regulus: "I hate you."

James: "Well, according to this picture of us holding hands, what you're saying is untrue and irrelevant."

[moonytoastx]

Regulus: "I just got this really strong urge to do something stupid."

James: "I'M STUPID. DO ME!"

Regulus:

Sirius:

Remus:

Peter:

Literally the whole world:

James:

James: "Did I say that out loud?"

[moonytoastx]

Sirius: "I miss Prongs."

Remus: "Well, you still have me."

Sirius: "It's not the same. I could talk to him about things I can't talk about with you."

Remus: "Okay, like what?"

Sirius: "Like the annoyingly cute things you do."

Remus: "Sirius."

Sirius: "See. I can't talk to you."

[moonytoastx]

Regulus: "My kink? Knowing all the information."

[moonytoastx]

Regulus:

"What do you mean just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing?"

[moonytoastx]

Sirius/Barty:

"Tragic that someone this sexy has to go through so much."