Smol Bean

Just chillin

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[hamptercatapult]

[catchymemes]

[jackmeister]

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.

[supermonkeyball]

i wish i had enough social media influence to encourage people to call the miami-dade offices, specifically their post office, and demand that the 27% of missing ballots be counted, seeing as miami-dade could flip all of florida blue, and then change the outcome of the entire election

[supermonkeyball]

i just discovered that the secretary of state is responsible for calling recounts!

call them here: [phone]

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[theweatherlab]

[genterie]

[hype]

[unstablefragments2]

via ben_abdallah_salim

[itsonlymike]

i need every color fr

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[dirtbaby2016]

Bimbo this, himbo that... whos thinking about jimbo

[asxtrnx]

[funny-tik-toks]

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[heart-of-a-jedi]

Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[christpussy]

this just got sexier and sexier didn’t it

[bisexuanal]

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.

Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.

But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.

[tattoome]

Tilly Dee

[screenshotsofdespair]