i really need new ways to get money right now, i canāt boost or sell my items because of the quarantining. job recently let me go for the same reason. if anyone has any advice or tips i would really appreciate it!
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i really need new ways to get money right now, i canāt boost or sell my items because of the quarantining. job recently let me go for the same reason. if anyone has any advice or tips i would really appreciate it!
Sometimes I do dumb shit but at least Iām not a tiktok lifter
LIFT TIP!!!
Recently sent this to someone and thought it would be helpful for all of the babylifters. Some people may not like this because this post is going to be very superficial but it is going to be very helpful.
When approaching any store, from Saks to Walmart; how you present yourself is key. How are you dressed? Do you look like someone who spends their weekends on grandfatherās Yacht in Marthaās Vineyard? Or do you look like someone who shops clearance at dollar tree. Are you walking with an air of confidence, like you should be there? Or are you walking around like youve just committed murder?
When you dress bad, people automatically see you as inferior, which therefor makes them think that you donāt have money. Money to spend on the items in their store. Now Iām not saying to wear a prom dress to Old Navy, but I am saying to dress to impress. Sundays best or meeting your boyfriendās parents for the first time attire is the best way to go. Its conservative, and elevated. Expensive clothes =/= class. So just because you wear an 80$ tshirt to Saks does not mean youre good to go. You want to look like youre above that. You dont want to come off as a nouveau riche teen who just bought [or lifted] their first Balenciaga tee. You want to look like a woman who wears quality clothes, and doesnt care about the label or the price attached to it. Ā Even if you do want to wear the tee, dont wear it lifting. As for the amount of cleavage/ass you want to show, it is best to note that the more you show, the more likely LP will watch you on the cams. Hot chick with her tits out! Far out! You also dont want to look like an escort, or cheap. So covering up will definitely not bring you unwanted attention when lifting. Anything that draws attention is bad. So wear a wig if you have colored hair, and if you dress goth, save it for another time. This is all about blending in. A safe person to look to for fashion in the lifting world is Princess Diana, Megan Markle, Victoria Beckham, Emma Watson, Amal Clooney, etc. Shoes are also a dead giveaway of someoneās wealth. So dont wear brown converse that were white when you first bought them.
Now that youre dressed the part, you need to act the part. Like wearing work boots with a chanel dress, the same goes for dressing the part but not having the confidence that you need to lift. People in general can instantly spot someone who does not have confidence. So even if you cant afford what youre lifting, you need to be acting like you do. Having a hunched back, looking side to side, and avoiding SAs is a major red flag for associates. Make sure to check price tags, act like youre thinking about buying something.
Lets play a game. Youre an SA at Victoriaās Secret. You have two guests walk in. One is put together, has a smile on her face, a glow to her you cant describe, and walks like shes on top of the world. Her clothes are ironed, her hair is styled, and her makeup isnt flashy. She walks from one thing to another, checking prices, seeing whats cute, nothing fishy. The other girl walks in with greasy hair, a frightened/ strange look on her face. Shes wearing a faded old tshirt, and holey jeans with a mysterious stain on the left ass cheek. Her makeup is cakey, and her overall appearance is off. When she walks in she immediately grabs a shopping bag and beelines to the most expensive bras in the store. Who are you less likely to think is going to lift something? Not the girl who looks like Miss America. How you present yourself to the world, is how the world is going to judge you. Youre more likely to follow around the strange girl, her mere existence is something worth watching. āWho is she? What is she doing in here? There goes 2ā¦3ā¦5 panties into her shopping bag. Iād best help her into the dressing room.ā
Now I know we all want to live in a fantasy world where looks dont matter. But this isnt a game were playing. If you are over 18 you can go to jail for this. So it is imperative to take precaution when doing this and to walk on the safe side. So in this, looks do matter. How you carry yourself matters. Look in the mirror before leaving your house to lift. Would you be sus if you saw yourself at a store?
As always, please message me if you have any questions about lifting/sugaring.
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i hit 500 followers ahhh lol,, big haul coming soon!!
how do you lift shoes? I am so scared because they can be baulky and thereās two of themš
I usually pick them up together and hold them in one hand, then pull my hand back under something I was already carrying. Usually a jacket I came in with, so SAs wont try and take it from me when going into a fitting room. And yes, you CAN bring jackets around in the summer without looking weird.Ā
Sometimes I just keep them there and walk out, or if I have a large enough structured bag Iāll make sure it was full-ish when I came in and conceal them at the bottom.Ā
reblog for the anon that asked me how i lift shoes
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Holy SHIT. HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF THAT AT ONCE
oh my godš
me lifting at forever21 when i know what i want: quick, seamless, simple. in and out in under 15 mins
me lifting at forever21 when i donāt know what i want: fever dreaming. itās so hot in here. which side should i go to first? bodysuit bodysuit bodysuit. i should shazam this song. do they literally only sell XS and XL? maybe i need that bright green crop top. everyone is looking at me. am i sweating? what time is it? stop looking at me. *takes 3 pairs of socks and a hoodie into the dressing room* *leaves without lifting anything*
easy way. iāve done this multiple times w different things n never got caught up w it, usually iāll be wearing a baggier hoodie and the item wonāt show thru
if you have an iphone plus it works way better (iām filming w mine)
the best way for beginners tbh
Info on LP and Return Policies
Again, not mine (source), but super helpful. I honestly believe that lifters should be reading every single piece of advice possible. With a grain of salt of course, but really⦠we need all the advice we can get lol.
Iāve just bolded the stores I go to a lot.
Abercrombie & Fitch With Receipt ⦠Will exchange or refund any original condition merchandise. No time limit. It is up to the managerās discretion whether to accept the return. Without Receipt ⦠Store credit issued without receipt. LP ⦠Rarely in store LP. Sale staff / managers responsible for SL. No chase policy. Cameras are not actively monitored.
Academy Sports + Outdoors With Receipt ⦠An even exchange or refund based upon the original payment. Without Receipt ⦠An even exchange or merchandise card. LP ⦠Will have in-store LP. A mix of static and PTZ cameras. Sensormatic security towers with pencil tags.
A.C. More (The Craft Store) With Receipt ⦠90 day return with all products. All merchandise must be in new condition, in its original unopened packaging. Only defective merchandise may be returned with opened packaging. Without receipt ⦠Items will need manager approval. They will back check system to see if item was purchased in that store. LP ⦠Most stores do not have LP on site. Some cameras.
Advanced Auto With Receipt ⦠Return within 90 days for exchange or refund based on original method of payment. After 90 days merchandise credit will be issued. Without Receipt ⦠Merchandise credit will be issued. You have to show your license. LP ⦠There is no LP in most stores. Some cameras with recorders.
Aéropostale With Receipt ⦠Returns will be refunded in the manner in which the original purchase was made. Returns with a gift receipt will be refunded with a Gift Card. There is no time limit on returns. Without Receipt ⦠Items may be exchanged for merchandise or an Aéropostale Gift Card in the amount of the current selling price. LP ⦠Rarely in store LP. Sale staff / managers responsible for SL. No chase policy. Cameras are not actively monitored.
American Apparel With Receipt ⦠We do not issue refunds, but provide exchanges or store credit within 30 days for un-washed, un-worn merchandise with tags. Without Receipt ⦠No Receipt / No Refund. LP ⦠Rarely in store LP. Sale staff / managers responsible for SL. No chase policy. Cameras are not actively monitored.
American Eagle Outfitters With Receipt ⦠Returns will be refunded in the manner in which the original purchase was made. Returns with a gift receipt will be refunded with a Gift Card. There is no time limit on returns. Without Receipt ⦠Items may be exchanged for merchandise or store credit in the amount of the current selling price. LP info: LP is rarely in stores. Cameras are recorded, but not monitored.
Ann Taylor Loft With Receipt⦠Returns accompanied by the original receipt within 60 days of the date of purchase will be credited for the price paid either in the original form of payment or a merchandise exchange. eturns accompanied by the original receipt more than 60 days after the date of purchase will be credited for the current selling price either in the form of a merchandise credit* or a merchandise exchange. Without Receipt⦠Returns without the original receipt will be credited for the itemās current selling price on the date of the return, in the form of a merchandise credit. Merchandise deemed Final Sale on the date of the return may not be returned or exchanged. LPā¦not active.
AutoZone With Receipt ⦠Return within 90 days for exchange or refund based on original method of payment. After 90 days merchandise credit will be issued. Without Receipt ⦠Merchandise credit will be issued. You have to show your license. LP ⦠There is no LP in most stores. Some cameras with recorders.
Banana Republic With Receipt ⦠Returns will be refunded in the manner in which the original purchase was made. Returns with a gift receipt will be refunded with a Gift Card. There is no time limit on returns. Without Receipt ⦠Merchandise can be returned at current selling price. A choice of merchandise exchange or Gift card. Mail check will be issued if the balance exceeds $50.00. You have to show your license. LP ⦠Rarely in store LP. Sale staff / managers responsible for SL. No chase policy. Cameras are not actively monitored.
Barnes & Nobles With Receiptā¦Returns are accepted within 14 days of the date that you received your order. Books, DVDs and CDs (in their original, unopened, shrink-wrapped condition), and Toys & Games. Items That Cannot Be Returned: They will not accept returns for eBooks, magazines, downloadable PDFs for SparkNotes and Quamut products, gift cards, and shrink-wrapped items that have been opened. Please note: Once purchased, eBooks cannot be refunded. Without Receipt⦠Store Credit LP⦠Not active. Some high shrink locations will have cameras everywhere, while others will only have cameras over the checkout area. Cameras are recorded, but not monitored.
Bass Pro Shops With Receipt ⦠You may receive either an exchange, cash refund or a credit refund. No time limit. Without Receipt ⦠May exchange merchandise or receive store credit in the amount of the itemās last sale price. Reserves the right to limit the number of returns without a receipt. You have to show your license. LP ⦠At least 1 while store is open. Cameras are sporadically placed and are monitored at times. No Chase Policy.
Bath & Body Works With Receipt ⦠All returns will be returned in the method purchased. Not time limit. Without Receipt ⦠Exchange only. LP ⦠Has Regional LP that checks on stores. Some stores may have cameras that are recorded but not monitored.
Bed Bath & Beyond With Receipt ⦠You have to show your license. Will take back all items in any condition, no questions asked with a receipt with no time limit. Without Receipt ⦠You have to show your license. Will take back items and give a gift card. No limit to amount of returns. LP ā¦No active LP in store. Cameras are recorded, but not monitored.
Best Buy With Receipt ⦠All returns and exchanges must be in original condition and include all accessories. 30-day return period for most items. 14-day return period on computers, monitors, notebook computers, projectors, camcorders, digital cameras, radar detectors and video games purchased as used. Reserves the right to request identification and to deny any return. Without Receipt ⦠No Receipt / No Return. LP ⦠Has active and good LP. Always has at least 2 LP on duty at all times. Has a no chase policy.
Coach With Receipt⦠Unused merchandise may be returned at any time for a refund with original receipt. Without a receiptā¦you can exchange it/store credit. It has to be merchandise from a full price coach store (not from an outlet). LP⦠LP isnāt there everyday, usually Thursday through Sunday. Pretty good camera system.
Costco With Receipt ⦠Will take back any items, anytime , except the following must be returned within 90 days for a refund: televisions, projectors, computers, cameras, camcorders, iPOD / MP3 players and cellular phones. Without receipt ⦠You do not need a receipt to return items. You will need your membership card so they can look up your purchase. No returns without a membership card. LP ⦠Will chase you. Will prosecute. At least 2 LP on duty at all times. Cameras are monitored and recorded.
Dickās Sporting Goods With Receipt⦠Items must be returned within 90 days. Without Receipt⦠Store credit Has LP
Dillardās With Receipt⦠30 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt ⦠MUST HAVE POP LABEL (Proof of Purchase) Receive store credit. May check/copy I.D LP⦠Has active and good LP. Always has at least 2 LP on duty at all times. Will chase you. Cameras are actively monitored.
Express With Receiptā¦.90 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Exchange only. Will not give store credit. LPā¦None active. Some Cameras.
Famous Footwear With Receiptā¦30 days for full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. Will check / copy your ID. LPā¦None active. No Cameras.
Hobby Lobby With Receiptā¦60 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit over $10.00, Cash if under $10.00 LP..active,rotates stores. Cameras placed sporadically.
Hollister With Receiptā¦.ANY time for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. May check / copy ID. Some Hollisters use pin hole cameras that only point down. A&F and Hollister donāt mix hidden and visible cams. Itās either all hidden cams or all cam domes. So if you see any domes then that means there are no hiddens. They are also not actively monitored; only accessible by the districtās single LP officer and the Home Office, no one else.
Home Depot With Receiptā¦.90 days for a full refund on most items. Some items will be limited to 15 or 30 days. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit LP⦠Home Depot has the best camera security system next to Target. There is a least one active camera on every aisle, but they also have twice as many dummy cameras as real. The LP office will very from store to store ⦠some are up front others are in the back next to the office. They do have a no touch/no chase policy and due to resent cut backs there will be only one LP on during busier hours. HD will have twice as many employees as Lowes and they are constantly roaming the store.
Gap With Receiptā¦30 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt..Receive store credit (non transferable merchandise credit)Will check/copy ID LP none active. No cameras.
JcPenney With Receiptā¦90 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. Will copy / check ID. LP ⦠Has active and good LP. Always has at least 2 LP on duty at all times. Will chase you. Cameras are actively monitored.
Jcrew With Receiptā¦30 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LP..none active. No cameras.
Journeys With Receipt ⦠An even exchange or refund based upon the original payment. Without Receipt ⦠An even exchange LP ⦠No store LP. Limited Security
Kmart With Receipt ⦠You return the item within 28 days of purchase. The item is in resalable condition - It is unworn, unopened, unused and in its original condition. Without Receipt ⦠No Receipt / No Return LP ⦠At least 1 while store is open. Cameras are sporadically placed and are monitored at times. Can not chase shoplifters past the sidewalk.
Kohlās With Receipt ⦠A cash or credit refund, based on the original method of payment or an even exchange. No time limit. Without Receipt ⦠An even exchange or a merchandise card LP ⦠Always at least 1 LP. All Cameras are PTZ and are sporadically placed and monitored at all times. Kohls has video cameras that record everyone and everything entering and exiting their dressing rooms. These surveillance tapes are admissible in court. If you hear Code 500 over the intercom, and managers being asked to come to the front of the store, this is their code for shoplifters.
Levi Store With Receiptā¦60 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt..Receive store credit. May check / copy ID. Has district LP that rotates stores.Cameras are sporadically placed and are monitored at times.
L.L. Bean With Receipt ⦠Will return for full refund. No time limit. Without Receipt ⦠Will do an even exchange or a merchandise card. Will check system to see if item was purchased. Has district LP that rotates stores.Cameras are sporadically placed and are monitored at times.
Lowes LPā¦Lowes ⦠this varies from store to store ⦠some will have a sliding camera system. This is a long shiny tube running down the main aisles that cameras run back and forth on ⦠you never know where the cameras are. All stores will have PTZ over Tools and Faucets (the two most common lifted items). There will be PTZ cameras on the outside also. Some stores will have cameras on every aisle while others wont have any. Over each POS and registers and they will tag a pic of you when you do a receiptless return. There is always one LP on while the store is open, rarely will there be two. They are plain clothed and do walk the store. The LP office in 90% of their stores is by the contractors doors. You will see a door with a key pad and an eye hole.
Macyās With Receipt ⦠180 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt ⦠MUST HAVE POP LABEL (Proof of Purchase) LP ⦠Has active and good LP. Always has at least 2 LP on duty at all times. Will chase you. Cameras are actively monitored. Cameras have zoom but not full tilt and pan. Known for placing same sex employees in dressing rooms. In some stores (in some states) they can have a camera pointed in the direction of the dressing rooms, or they just canāt have them ārecordingā and they have to be watched by same sex personnel. Or they can have same sex personnel on the other side of the double mirrors or watching thru the āslatsā in the door - especially if they hear a lot of commotion in there.
Michaelās With Receipt ⦠Refunds will be offered in the original method of payment, 60 day limit. Without receipt ⦠Refunds will be given at the itemās lowest price sold within the last 90 days.They will ask for your ID, to store in a database. LP⦠All cameras are static, and placed over high theft aisles.The cameras are all routed into the managers office (usually near the checkouts, in the front of the store) and theirs a monitor, that displays random aisles. Most stores will have a District LP person that comes in and conducts random inventory on items, however, some stores *may* have LP..
Nordstrom Nordstrom has possibly the most famously liberal return policy among the major retailers. First of all, thereās no time limit. And gift stickers affixed to the packaging act as receipts for the full merchandise value. Using that information, the storeās computer system can easily find anything paid for by credit card with an ID. LP⦠extremely good & active LP. Undercover LP is always present in the womenās dept but not always in the menās.
Office Depot With Receiptā¦30 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LP is not active in stores. Some stores will have cameras that are recorded but not monitored.
Office Max With Receiptā¦30 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LP is not active in stores. Some stores will have cameras that are recorded but not monitored.
Old Navy With Receiptā¦45 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt..Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LPā¦not active. Cameras not monitored but recorded.
Party City With Receipt: items must be returned within 30 days after purchase for refund or store credit; lots of items (cosmetics, hosiery, seasonal items, wigs, etc.) are nonrefundable Without Receipt: may issue store credit without receipt, but itās up to the manager LP: stores usually have at least one LP person working; there are cameras near registers and at a couple of other places throughout the store, there are still lots of blindspots though; some areas of the store (like the wedding stuff section or the stationery section) are pretty dead and usually donāt have cameras; most locations donāt use security tags on anything. *Info From Kaiju*
Petsmart The mega pet store offers full refunds for returns with receipt within 60 days of the purchase. After that, merchandise credit is issued. Petsmart even accepts returns of items purchased at other retailers, even competitors, with the original receipt for merchandise credit or exchange. LP..not active. In some high shrink areas, stores will have security towers and limited camera coverage. Cameras not monitored but recorded.
Sakās LP⦠extremely good & active LP. At least 2 LP on duty on the weekends.
Samās Club Almost all items are returnable anytime with a receipt. The exceptions (besides cigarettes and alcohol): you have 90 days for most electronics and 30 days for cell phones. Without a receipt, credit is issued for the lowest price available for that product. No membership is required for returns but members bringing back fresh food items get twice the amount or a full refund and a replacement of the item with Samās 200% guarantee. LP⦠Active. Some stores have very limited camera coverage, while others will have cameras over every aisle. Cameras are recorded, and monitored. Normally 1-2 LP on duty.
Sears With Receiptā¦.90 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt..Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LP..1-2 are active and will chase. Cameras are monitored,recorded.
Sports Authority With Receiptā¦45 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receipt..Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LP rotates between different stores. Cameras are monitored from time to time and recorded.
Staples With Receiptā¦.Full Refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. LP not active. Has very limited camera coverage. Cameras are recorded but not monitored.
Target Target has revised its return policy to allow for more returns without a receipt, but still caps the total to $70 worth of merchandise annually. After that, any return without a receipt gets store credit in the form of a Target gift card only useable on items from the same department. LPā¦. Active. Normally 1 to 3 AP at all times. They probably have the most cameras of any retailer, but about 40 to 45% of the camera domes in newer stores will be fake. In older stores, there will be only 60 cameras for the entire sales floor.
Toys R Us Without Receipt⦠no return. LP⦠Not Active. Cameras are active and recorded but not monitored. Security Guard at doors on holidays.
Urban Outfitters With Receipt⦠30 days for a full refund on most items Without Receipt⦠Receive store credit, must show id. LP⦠Active. Some cameras.
Walgreens With Receiptā¦30 days for a full refund on most items. Without Receiptā¦.Receive store credit. Will check / copy ID. No active LP in store. Cameras are not always monitored, but recorded.
Walmart With Receipt ⦠You will receive a full refund within 90 days on general merchandise. Computers accessories 45 days. Camcorders and digital cameras 30 days. Computers and postpaid cell phones 15 days. Music, movies, and software products must be returned unopened. Without Receipt ⦠You have to show your license. You can return 3 separate times in a 6 month time frame without any questions. You will get a cash refund for items under $25. You will receive a gift card for anything over $25. A manager has to approve all returns over a $100. If you go over 3 returns in a 45 day period a manager has to approve it. LP ⦠Will prosecute shoplifters with items over $25. Always has at least 2 LP on duty at all times. Cameras are monitored and recorded. Will chase shoplifters
GOD SEND.
I 100% support women stealing beauty products instead of throwing every spare penny she has away chasing after an impossible pipedream sold to her since the moment she was born.
REBLOG IF YOURE STILL ACTIVE!!
been gone for a while and half the accounts i follow now are inactive... reblog this and iāll follow you!!
this is a really stupid question but iāve been offline for a month or so and now that iām back on i noticed that people are sensoring store names? ($eph0r@, n*rdstr*m) whatās up with that
If someone searches for those companies they will appear even tho you didnt use tags for them, and people working for certain businesses are told to look up the names on social media and yeah, they kinda find out what the ā high theft itemsā are.
ooooh this is so smart on both the companies and our parts
EVERY LIFTING BLOG REBLOG THIS TO SPREAD THE WORD!! I DONT WANT ANY OF MY BBYS TO GET CAUGHT!!
If you see something posted by a lifter and it has ANYTHING that could lead to their real identity, message that person and let them know.
I cannot stress enough how important it is that we work together to protect the community as a whole.
the lifting community is filled with people that could be predatory old men or serial killers and shit and weād never know it because weāre anonymous and yet yāall are less fake than some of my actual āfriendsā lmaoooooooo
my roommate: i really want a red bull but i cant afford to spend 5 dollars on another can
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Lifting problems
#1 when you pick up 2 of the same palletes along with some other palletes to trick employees but when you leave you realize you concealed two of the same palletes and not one of each #2 when you lift some jeans or a shirt without trying it on and when you try it on at home itās not the right size #3 when youāre on summer vacation and far away from home and you have no space for all the shit you lifted #4 when you get home from a huge haul and you are trying to think of a way to explain to your parent where all the shit came from if they ask you about it #5 when you donāt have a car , and you have no money for a taxi and canāt call your parents cause theyāll know you lifted , so you have to carry heavy ass bags of all the shit youāve lifted and take the bus or walk home #6 when employees ask you how many clothes you have before you go in the fitting room and you accidentally say the actual amount of shit you have instead of saying less the amount #7 when a employee talks to you and ask if you need help and you just act weird on accident cause you know you didnāt come there to buy anything #8 when you leave a store and you see employees coming towards the exit and get anxious but they arenāt coming for you #9 when you leave a store and see like 3 cop cars past you you get scared but when they leave its like wow you just passed a criminal lol #10 when you plan on filling a bag full of shit up from a store and you try to conceal in a fitting room and the employee counts out all of your stuff
Feel free to add on guys
#11 When you grab the item NEXT to the item you actually want, and donāt realize you got the wrong thing til youāre home
#12 When you go lift something that you needed, like a dress for something then lift tons of shit BUT that dress and donāt realize until youāre home.
#13 When your magnet only works on certain tags that most stores donāt use
#14 when thereās customers in your blind spot so you can conceal
#15 clear backpacks being part of your aesthetic
#16 having to total hauls
#17 having your lifted makeup break every time because the lord knows u have sinned
#18 Getting home from a haul and not knowing where to put all your cute shit
#19 talking to an SA thatās really nice but you already have shit in your bag and by then itās too late
#20 When you get home and realize you stole the tester.
#21 When you trying to act cool even though your bag is stuffed to the max and youāre afraid it looks like youāre hiding a small child in there as you hobble out of the store.
#22 When you seriously question how your family just canāt somehow spidey-sense that you walked out of the house this morning wearing a four hundred-dollar face, courtesy of various high-end makeup stores.
#23 when the helpful customer service that normal people find friendly makes you want to throw the SA out the window because how dare you accidentally prevent me from stealing from your store #24 needing a magnet
#25 accidentally dropping or breaking an item you plan to lift and everyone and their mama turns to look at you
#26 accidentally leaving your lifting tools at home and not realizing it until youāve already driven to a store two hours away in a different city
#27 accidentally making eye contact with a camera
#28 doing the āpretend to be on a phone callā trick to exit the store but accidentally putting the back of your phone to your ear instead of the screen (which is either turned off or shows just your home screen with no calls)