[Divine Retribution]

A nice place for simple thoughts. By MESIAS_ROCKET

[crissaegrim-deactivated20250907]

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future Flyer Additional Artwork by Bengus

[divineretribution]

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 Sure, whatever. (I don't think it wasn't even on this very same date) I'm barely here. I still won't forget (and forgive) you for what you did to the NSFW stuff here (which really didn't give you a thing). But as long as you're not introducing Web 3.0 garbage (nfts, "ai", etc.), we're kinda fine.

[whereintheworldisauniqueusername]

Every Guilty Gear Strive character asks themselves WWGD (What Would Goku Do) before they pull off a combo

[mr-deep-downer]

Load bearing goku

[cerastes]

I love how they don’t check these AI images at all before shitting out an ad. Peep my newest isekai, Einiensein Shadow, that follows the adventures of Dude, who got his hans mutilate by the Necronomicon.

[infirmorvm]

so i watched the movie yesterday

[y6dazo]

Manhattan Café and her K-ON mug

[dlartistanon]

Duo of weirdos who are on similar wavelengths when it comes to health issues and chasing after intangible goals

[birdblitz]

[renkkai]

Marketable plushie or homunculus?

[abyssvel]

I just really wanted to draw Agnes Tachyon

[ros-sauce]

her career playthrough feels like this

[bigasspants]

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

[bigasspants]

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

[cutepresea]

I came to the realization that newer fans have probably only seen the blu-ray version of this scene, so I'm posting the TV broadcast version

For reasons

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[victusinveritas]

“Back in the eighties dungeons were becoming a thing in New York. Guys would pay a lot of money to come there and have some dominatrix tell them what to do. I was making leather pencil skirts for a lot of the doms, with holes in the back so that guys could kiss their ass. One day I was fitting a dom named Asia, and I told her: ‘I bet I could make more money than you without wearing stuff like this.’ She bet me I couldn’t. It was all a big goof. But then I started really thinking about it. Asia was making $150 a session, and that was real money. So I did the same thing I always do when I get an idea. I just ran an ad in the back of the Village Voice. Most of these girls were advertising how young they were. So I used the word ‘mature.’ And I figured out how to write ‘Jewish Guys Welcome’ in Yiddish, and I put that at the bottom. It was some of the easiest money I ever made. I never let them touch me. All I had to do was be a bossy black woman. And I could do that easy because my mother had been such a bitch. I’d pretend to be a school teacher, or a nanny. It was the dumbest shit. I just kept inventing crazy scenarios. And the crazier the scenario, the more money I made. One time I heard about a dom on the Upper East Side who charged $3,000 a week to kidnap a guy and lock him in her basement. I didn’t have a basement, but I knew a limo driver named Dean who liked to hustle like me. So every time I got a call from a new client, I’d say: ‘You want to be kidnapped, don’t you?’ And he’d start stuttering like: ‘Duh, duh, duh, duh.’ And I’d say: ‘Listen to me closely. Stand on the corner of 5th and 18th tomorrow at 3 pm. Don’t be late.’ Then I’d call Dean and tell him the plan. It was always easy to spot the guy. He’d be the one checking his watch and looking scared as shit. So we’d roll up in the limo, grab him by the collar, and pull him inside. Then I’d lock the doors and start telling him what to do. Everything went down in the back of the limo. Dean just rolled up the partition and kept his eyes on the road. At the end I’d give him $100, because I was getting $250 for that.”

-Happy 81st birthday to Stephanie 'Tanqueray' Johnson. If you see her wheeling around Chelsea today wish her a happy birthday, and there is a nonzero chance she will give you a glow-in-the-dark dildo eraser. -Humans of New York

[elvisomar]

[jackhawksmoor]

It's shitty, it's creepy, it's theft, it makes it impossible to find images and real sources, it's ruining the environment because it takes more power to run all these AI servers than we're currently able to provide with our power grid so they're using the dirtiest sources to get it because it's the only thing left, fucking STOP IT

[outtox1cated]

It's time.