existing, existentially

•23, 🇨🇦, they/them• Ya, im sexualizing That Old Man. What of it. I’m also Defending Him.

[divinityofsin]

Mid crisis (no like actually) and screaming for the Dixon Brothers to save me from it

[waywardsou2]

Please tell me why after at least 2 days of staying in a fully stocked house with a kitchen full of food this man still stuffs his face like he's starving when Aaron invites him over

Now I could stop here and leave this as a funny post, but honestly, I think it's quite concerning that Daryl always eats like it's his last meal. He eats like he's going to either throw up his food or he's going to burn whatever energy and calories he gets from it really fast. And sure he might, but right now he's pretty fucking safe and I don't remember him eating like that back at the prision.

Unless I'm misremembering and it had been a while before they got to Alexandria and he was just really hungry, but then again, they had a fully stocked house?! So what was his deal?

Just makes me think he could never be reliant on having a consistent food source so he just had to stuff his face whenever he got the chance

[divinityofsin]

Childhood habit I’d bet

I’d imagine Will didn’t keep the trailer very stocked, and what food he did have he’d need to “guard” or eat quickly before Merle got to it all

and now sure he’s in a space where food is consistent and he is “safe” but in his head, is it? Is he? For how long?

[bykeysi]

(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃⊂(´• ω •`⊂)

[divinityofsin]

“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Daryl Dixon, the man that he is: (Would make you a little terrain, complete with moist dirt deep enough to dig in, compost for you to feed on, leaves and other foliage, keeps you like a pet.)

MERLE Dixon, the man that he is: (would use you as fishing bait and hope you catch a big one)

Alternatively, dare I say canon: Daryl fucking eats you.

[i-hear-a-harp]

Daryl Dixon y/n this

Daryl Dixon y/n that

Where are my Merle Dixon y/n? I know I can't format them as pretty as some people, and I don't have any pretty graphics, but I'll try my hand at one anyway, and maybe someone will want to re-post it with pretty graphics and formatting.

The S-Word

Merle is glaring daggers at y/n

Rick: What's with him?

Y/n: I called him s-... The S word.

Rick: That's what he's pouting about? After the things I've heard coming out of that man's mouth?

Y/n: But it was in front of Daryl.

(Earlier)

Merle is standing in the woods. Y/n sneaks up behind him and embraces him.

Y/n: How's my Snuggly-bear? Mmm?

Merle: !!

Y/n: :3

Merle frantically pushes at y/n, trying to get away.

Merle: Dammit, cut it out! Not now!

Y/n (confused): But Snuggly-bear-

Just then, Daryl leans out from behind a tree where he's been taking a leak this whole time, eyes wide, expression unreadable. His mouth twitches. Merle points at him.

Merle: Don't you dare, brother. I'll lay you out, you know I will.

Daryl (dryly): ... With your bear hands?

[divinityofsin]

this isn’t even done but my fuckin iPad broke on me, so like. Oh well, I guess!

[desakuro]

🍄 I just realized... I've never drawn Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) with short hair before! ✔️ @yesmandaikichi's videos always crack me up, so I couldn't resist drawing my own version of the search for Sophia. 😂 Some moments in The Walking Dead were so unintentionally funny and absurd that they've been living rent-free in my head ever since.

[divinityofsin]

Computer, more Merle Dixon x Reader where he is nothing but awful and smelly and terrible but he is an unfortunately good fuck…Quickest route, no mischaracterization....COMPUTER! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

@hicktrashspit this is an appreciation post for you in particular btw, I adore your writing.

[vampirevelvet]

Still in the top ten wildest parts of his lore. What do you mean Merle used to make you sell your blood?

[divinityofsin]

catch me in the nursing home going “RECCCK” and calling my nurse Darleena

[divinityofsin]

I just know he loves to gossip. Listen to him, that man was HUNGRY for the tea.

[i-hear-a-harp]

Now, based on that clip, on his inflections, it is nearly impossible not to imagine Merle, seeing your arousal, pressed close, teasing you softly with his words, playful amusement in his voice. "Ooo-ooo... I really did a number on ya, didn'I? Mmm-hm. Wetter'n a redneck's pits in Ju-ly. Don't you lie t'me, sweetheart. Ain't no use. Recon ol' Merle got the remedy for it. Just might give it to you if you ask real sweet."

[divinityofsin]

OH MY GOD?? I wasn’t ready.

Merle-moot I love you Merle-moot. Thankyou for this. God im

[divinityofsin]

Daryl Dixon S3 Spoilers

That scene where Daryls hallucinating and sees a soldier walking towards him?

Yeah, maybe im a dumbass, but i FULLY started BAWLING like a baby because i thought he was remembering Merle in the military, and then i realized it was supposed to be his Grandfather William.

Made sense immediately but that’s how my brain functions. Sat there for a good minute screaming at my screen going “MERLE?? Wait is that Merle? ITS MERLE OH MY GOD NO. NO DONT DO THIS. NORMAN DONT DO THIS TO ME. NORMAN? NORMMAAANNNNN.”

[divinityofsin]

I’m going INSANE

[divinityofsin]

You still into the Heisenberg shit? I have an oc who is his son and the age range currently is 5-19 so... Papa Karl headcanons?

Oh, absoLUTELY I am, that’s my first husband 🤞🏻of course I can do this!! I’m rusty as this particular fixation isn’t active but I’ll do my best. I do adore my man.

— Karl would be absolutely ecstatic to have a son. I personally head-canon him as a girl!dad, but I have no doubt if you gave him a son he’d lose his mind. That’s his BOY!!

— in contrast to how I think he’d be with his daughter (gentle, overprotective, complete helicopter) I think he’d be a lot more lenient with a son. Not neglectful, but like, if his DAUGHTER fell he’s going insane he’s got all the bandaids out he’s insisting a hospital visit. If his son falls, it’s more, “You good little man? Yeah? Cool, brush it off, you’re good.” type thing.

— Absolutely swears his mouth off and is the reason his son ends up with a terrible potty mouth at just three (3) years old.

— Calls him things like “Champ” “Sport” “Lil man” “Bud”

— Probably makes the kid hold the flashlight and yells at him if the light goes crooked, even if it’s not crooked.

— teaches him basic mechanics/engineering in growing up

— Kids a born genius. Duh. Look at his old man—smartest little boy in the whole damned village.

— If the kid by some unlucky stroke develops Karl’s powers, that’s probably the one area Karl’s going to be overbearing and protective. He’d be immediate on teaching him how to control and manage it, probably have boundaries and rules around when and where to use them.

— Deep down he probably resents the idea of his son ending up anything like him, but that’s not his son’s fault, that’s Karl’s own issue.

— Probably hides him from Miranda and the other lords. He doesn’t want that wicked bitch anywhere near his son, because he knows damn well Miranda’s going to see the kid as “Heisenberg 2.0” and an opportunity to run experiments and gather research.

— His son would probably pick up on Karl’s transatlantic accent. I’d imagine this applying to either son or daughter, but imagine a littler version of Karl scampering around with that little accent. Adorable, Karl is on his knees SOBBING.

— probably crafts toys from scrap metal. Mini replica of his hammer, little race cars, etc.

— Probably has the Leican’s on guard when his son leaves the factory. As his son gets older and more capable, it probably lessens.

— Boy has probably had his first cigar before he’s even grown facial hair.

— “DAD! DAD LOOK!” Pan to Karl Jr. dangling from the soldat chambers or some other Dangerous Factory Mechanism Child probably stresses this man the fuck OUT.

— As the kid gets older I can imagine him developing an attitude on par to Karl’s, especially in his teens. Sassy as FUCK, sarcasm top tier, lippy little shit and Karl cant even be mad cause That’s His Boy.

I would love to hear about your OC btw!! That’s so cool and creative, I love the concept :)) Thanks for reaching out! xx

[wyllapproves]

Daryl Dixon fucking you like an animal in barns or abandoned buildings is delicious don’t get me wrong but you know what makes me melt? Daryl Dixon going out of his way to make a spot in that abandoned building or barn that’s as comfortable as possible and then worshipping every inch of you because he knows you deserve that kind of care.

[divinityofsin]

May I combine the two and say Daryl Dixon going out of his way to make a space comfortable for you in the abandoned building where he intends to take you apart like a feral animal…..or is that Too Much.

[vsl-baby]

My best friend just said that I should be studied for the good of humanity because I use the egg emoji (🥚) as a reaction to pathetic and homoerotic good vibes. Also things that generally remind me of egg laying/ gay things because Mr.A's farm obvi

[divinityofsin]

Danny you responded to my Merle Dixon angst edit with “in the Gay Egg Laying way” what the FUCK else am I supposed to think

[https-penny]

i wanna lick everything and anything off of that man.

WHOSE WITH ME??

[divinityofsin]

IM WITH YOU

lemme AT him