She took the slendkids.

[divorced-slenderman]

I miss the wife.

[divorced-slenderman]

I've heard "Deltarune Chapter 5" will be the next big thing in divorce media. I suppose ill have to stay tuned.

[divorced-slenderman]

Pspsps I can treat you so much better than your ex wife marry me /silly

I am no simple feline beast... your simple beckoning shant afflict me. Even so, I remain off-market for the time being. Things are well.

[poisoned-sugar11]

I DONT REMEMBER SENDING THIS???? IM LITERALLY AROMANTIC???????????????

[divorced-slenderman]

Ah, I was simply rummaging through the remainder of my inbox. I like to try to get to most of my asks, even if I'm.. ever so late.

[divorced-slenderman]

Pspsps I can treat you so much better than your ex wife marry me /silly

I am no simple feline beast... your simple beckoning shant afflict me. Even so, I remain off-market for the time being. Things are well.

[divorced-slenderman]

did your bitch wife fought with you to change the color of tv static? been a big problem to me as well pre-divorce

We don't get much service out in the forest... I own a lot of physical media. But the subject of our entertainment was never much of an issue, no.

[divorced-slenderman]

can i marry you

Find my ring.

[divorced-slenderman]

Excuse my absence. I've been... enjoying the simpler things in slender-life. I hope you're all well too.

[divorced-slenderman]

Happy Valentines day from Divorced Slenderman!

[divorced-slenderman]

[divorced-slenderman]

What if, instead of Divorced Slenderman, my name was Happily Married Slenderman.

...Nay...

[slenderjerma]

if you are ever wondering what your substitute teacher is doing on their laptop while you do work in class, i have made a comprehensive list of what it is that I do while subbing:

Write fanfiction

read manga/homestuck

read fanfiction

watch youtube videos with closed captioning on and no sound

make a multi-choice visual novel on their hyper fixation

make tumblr posts

add pins to their Pinterest boards

message their friends on discord

play games (stardew valley, the sims 4, class of '09, etc.)

brainstorm an analog horror series that they will probably never actually make irl

[s-man]

The right Slender in the wrong forest can make all the difference in the world.

[divorced-slenderman]

do you have colored hair and pronouns

...I'm bald, but I do suppose a majority of people have pronouns, no? I'm cisgender, if thats what you're poorly trying to ask.

[divorced-slenderman]

why do you bear such a resemblance to asgore dreemurr from hit indie game ao oni

Oh? I do? I will have to look into this "Asgore Dreemurr" character, if thats the case.

[divorced-slenderman]

Oh.

[divorced-slenderman]

As much as I'd love to read up on my doppelgänger, I'd also hate to rob myself of a good narrative. I'll look into this "UNDERTALE" once I have the chance.

[divorced-slenderman]

why do you bear such a resemblance to asgore dreemurr from hit indie game ao oni

Oh? I do? I will have to look into this "Asgore Dreemurr" character, if thats the case.

[divorced-slenderman]

Oh.

[divorced-slenderman]

why do you bear such a resemblance to asgore dreemurr from hit indie game ao oni

Oh? I do? I will have to look into this "Asgore Dreemurr" character, if thats the case.

[divorced-slenderman]

There's a certain serenity in the simplicity of the life I live, I feel. Even then, breaking that cycle I'm so comfortable with is a healthy practice. To enjoy instead the serenity of a view after a hike of sorts, or whilst with friends. I guess.

[slendton-g-slendton]

WRONG !!

[[spendmoney]] ON MY [PRODUCST]!

PLEASE I REALLY NEED THE MONEY!!

[divorced-slenderman]

Oh, okay.