Damian

Call me JD or Damian/English·中文/20+/They·She

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[darkbloomiana]

[bluberimufim]

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

[forthegothicheroine]

#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down

via @tophatandboots

[jackironsides]

oh my god??

@lymeandcoconut

#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!

#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot

[notformywings]

[pavooko]

sometimes things just get out of control

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[cesvalentinois]

thinking about that one hat cesare owns with the little red bows and I've decided it was gifted to him by lucrezia because I don't think any of his other hats have bows.... just the one so it's clearly not one he chose for himself, but because he loves her as much as he does he wears it happily <3

[cesvalentinois]

just realized lucrezia's response to being gifted the seahorse necklace by giulia is to ask if she can kiss her.....how many times do you think cesare gifted her something and she kissed him as a reward/thank you...it makes sense when you think about it, too. because she didn't say thank you when he planned a secret meeting between her and paolo, she kissed him. upon the lips. and followed it up with a little nudge of her nose to make sure it felt platonic still. (something she adopted from rodrigo btw lol)

[mustangterracesandredwine]

My last post made me think about how Caterina Sforza is portrayed in the show and I love it. I've always loved it. She gets the full male character treatment.

She's out there arranging alliances and plots, trying to have people murdered, leading armies, seducing Cesare (and kind of the king of France). She's not doing it because she's vain or jealous or trying to avenge anyone or because the writers believe women play with people for fun. She's not having second thoughts about assassinating anyone because as a woman she's more compassionate. She's playing the same game Rodrigo and Cesare are playing and she's playing it at or above their level.

There's no secret softness that gets appealed to because she's female. She demands respect from the characters and the audience.

Even when she loses it's because she's outgunned and out-maneuvered. She's been beaten fairly, not because there was some trick or because women have some inherent weakness. She's still on the same level. I feel like a lesser show would have her dealing with some latent feelings or acting like a jilted lover or something, but there's none of that nonsense. If she'd won she would have humiliated Cesare the same way, because she won and that's her right. (Where's that alternate ending Neil Jordan?)

I love all the female characters because they all feel like people that are strong and weak in their own ways, but I feel like it's so significant that the writing never takes away from Caterina's achievements by setting her apart from the male characters who do the same thing. She's a tyrant and a military leader and a political player. Full stop.

End of praise.

[allriannecetts]

Costume Details + The Borgias (2011)

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[diwy]

chris told puss pokemon cards were a gold mine but in 2026

[nikoisme]

The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you're always looking at a different beach.

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[sketchyfandomgirl]

Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.

Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.

Only to jump up one last time, remembering:

“I’M A TEACHER ON ERID!”

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[sticksandstans]

things that absolutely murder me about the project hail mary (book) ending

the chapter title is notated in eridian numbers

grace fully thinks in eridian numbers now actually

IT'S BEEN 16 YEARS. HE'S 53.

he eats his own cloned muscle tissue and calls it a meburger. hannibal lecter who. (i'm gonna be honest my dad told me this one as we walked out of the theater and i fully thought he was lying)

cane user grace. he means everything to me

he's fully fluent in eridian so rocky speaks to him completely fluidly. and also swears.

after SIXTEEN YEARS eridian scientists discover that sol has returned to full luminosity

grace doesn't know what wars have happened and how many died but he DOES know that humanity truly saved themselves. with his help

[harvocel]

hail mary, full of--

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest as I should; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him feeling safe. He said my “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard young ones singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got water temperature better. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.