Madame Ant

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cop: do you know how fast you were going back there?

me: I just saw baby driver

cop: damn my bad have a nice day

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Salem

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A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

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If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

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Sad Truth

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Scary truth.

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Posh truth

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sporty truth

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Baby truth

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Ginger truth

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I’m going to march straight into 2017 exactly the way Debbie Reynolds would have: chin up; boobs out.

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#tits out for Debbie Reynolds

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

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carrie + debbie

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THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS

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God

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Who’s the narc that gave him the pink

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I’m screaming

[ofmanynames]

But the statement is the best:

Kapoor or one of his agents has, it’s worth noting, violated the terms of service put forth on Semple’s website, and Semple isn’t happy. He expressed his deep concern over the situation in an email to artnet News:

We are all extremely disappointed to see that Anish Kapoor has illegally acquired the world’s pinkest pink. He’s walked into this paint war with a gesture that cannot be misconstrued. He’s given the art community a bright pink middle finger. He is still very much at large. Not only has he refused to share the black, he’s now stolen our pink. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of who has purchased this on Anish Kapoor’s behalf and broken their contractual agreement with culturehustle.com, and we will instruct our lawyers to take appropriate action against such breaches. We are pleased to note that he has not managed to get his hands on the World’s Glitteriest Glitter—yet—and we urge purchasers not to share the product with Kapoor or his associates.

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Is this an elaborate shitpost or what I’m too tired to understand

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So, scientists invent the blackest black to ever black and this artist guy kapoor makes a deal so that only he is allowed to make art with it, which is honestly on the shitty side imo and a lot of artists agree with me. Sick move, dude. As a way of saying “fuck you” to kapoor, this other guy semple invents the pinkest pink to ever pink and says that anyone /except/ for kapoor can use it. There’s even an elaborate ToS when you buy it making you promise to not lot kapoor use it. The above image is kapoor’s middle finger dipped in said pinkest pink which means that he somehow got his hands on it. Or it on his hands. Either way he has it now, and semple’s pissed.

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cred: chris maggio

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Brian Butterfield’s New Year’s resolutions