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I am mentally ill, sorry

#I experience #The Symptoms

butchtoks

dickspooky

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

sluttygrandpa

kvotheunkvothe

now that's a solid snake

I will hand it to brits on one thing, fish and chips does seem like a really good quick and dirty lunch

It really is so funny that leftists are like "I wish death on billionaires and politicians because they are responsible for limitless death and suffering across the globe" and people on the right are like "I should be allowed to openly murder all protesters bc they blocked traffic and lit a car on fire" and they wholeheartedly believe WE are the violent ones.

holy-leapin-splits-batman

froztox23

@ahandfullofbees

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

wisedreamdelusion

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

kaijutegu

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

thealogie

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

jotaro-kuujo

ww2 movies are how they ensure british actors get work during the off season when tv shows aren't doing well enough.

cowboyjoshdun

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

#Everything I hear about count binface is better than the last thing I heard about count binface #which was also phenomenal

balaclava-trismegistus

Pasadena police "horseplay" accident

gunsandfireandshit

Rules of gun safety:

1. Have fun and be yourself

2. Pointing loaded guns at your friends is always funny

3. Trigger discipline is overrated

changelingsrule

Where I live, if a cop so much as removes a gun from their holster they are punished. Even if its necessary. The laws are made to reduce police brutality. Something like this is so stupid.

balaclava-trismegistus

Damn you should change your laws so it's easier for them to shoot each other

#these people are so fucking stupid bro