Sing Me to Sleep

• Josie • she/her •

[gahdamnpunk]

Happy pride 🌈❤️💛💚💙💜

[sailorbrazil]

wizard… a sorceress

[frogs]

🧙‍♀️

[speciesofleastconcern]

I’d eat that but it is the forbidden color

[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[breadonearth]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[miladavis]

[boringangel]

olivia de recat for the new yorker

[doubleyew-deactivated20191031]

whatever *becomes an enemy of the state*

[arrghigiveup]

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

[happifying-things]

[organicslut]

Omg I melted

[securelyinsecure]

[kitty]

[fatbodypolitics]

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

[wishem]

A concept with @inkwillstain about how The Void is a cat that eats people’s worries and poops them out into stars.

[jane-ray]

This makes me so happy. I like screaming into the void. I also like the idea that “The Void” is actually a cat.

[wishem]

The original idea was that The Void is made up of a bunch of black cats.

[kazoracht]

Can I pet the void?

[wishem]

Absolutely.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[girlsandart]

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

[fuocogo]

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

[old-friends-fan-page]

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

that’s a very good horse