A Young Pretty Muthafucka

Overanalyzing life's most unimportant moments

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[shaelit]

I can’t stop thinking about this.

[milqi]

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took him up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and headed off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[double--cross-d]

This post is a train wreck.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gaymoods]

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

[inthefallofasparrow]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[1ts0kn0ttobeok]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[neon-wonderlands]

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[lizardsfromspace]

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

[elodieunderglass]

To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are

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[lenasai]

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

what

[kiwi-draws]

wh

[dnalkaline]

[overlordmao]

w-

[acefandom103]

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

[postmastered]

I-

what?

[mlmc4ctus]

i’m frightened

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Attempting to reblog

[hahaha-darn-it]

apparently I can’t reblog without writing some text here. not even with only tags

[the-resident-gay]

here goes nothing

[jugaux-deactivated20250123]

Hey what

[neuromustdie]

hi the fuck

[paradise-sys]

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[stantler-and-walrein]

GreaerG post everybeverybeverybeveryBEEEE

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[confuzz1ed]

wuh

[teavich]

i love how the reblog format changed halfway through

[omniscientraisinn]

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[most-definitively-a-human-deact]

My phone is lagging

[toacaldoric]

@heritageposts this one looks right up your alley…

[just-a-mess-in-a-nest]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame also

[corruptionasart]

[dj-jazzy-fresh]

Craziest thing is, I remember wishing for days like this. I remember a younger me begging to go out with friends, wishing that I could be a part of those nights where all my same age counterparts were having the time of their life. Now I’m here. I’m at the bar, I’m at the party………..it’s not what I thought.

[corruptionasart]

[orpheuslament]

yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them

[orpheuslament]

babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[nettosan]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[vaor]

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[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[frikkingremlin]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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[girlnephew]

Visit Original Link

[melady-libra]

Dear little me,

I’m sorry for all the things I’ve done wrong. I’m sorry for all the things I let fucking come ur way, all the bullshit u had to take. You see it’s not ur fault but I locked u away, threw away the key and said be done with everything and honestly at one point I thought that was healing. U see my biggest issue is I don’t like looking u in the eye when we’re in a mirror, I remember the last time I saw u I literally fucking cried. I can’t handle you all the time. Listen little girl Ik life’s been tough everyone looks at u telling u to buck up. Child it’s time to put down the gun, let me take hold and protect us for a little while. Ik no one saw u as a child but I got u now darlin, I won’t let u fall I won’t let u die. U see I promise u a house of peace baby girl, something you’ve never had, u thought it’d be that way at 14 but that’s when the demons got real bad. I’ve been fighting for a long ass time and I think it’s time to give urself a hand. U never give urself the credit u deserve.

And Ik ur not proud of me and to be honest I’m not too proud of me either. U see we were supposed to be so much more then we are right now. We were supposed to make someone proud, if no one else then urself. But really I feel and share ur pain, I promise I’m trying.

Part of the issues is I’ve always hated being judged being told ur something wrong. But that’s never gonna stop, u make people uncomfortable just for speaking ur truth. It makes them aware of their own shit and that’s a hard pill to take. And Ik this doesn’t make sense babygirl. It’s all okay or it will be one day.

For now thank u for carrying all the weight, and know I’m proud of u babygirl, I see u little love. Ur gonna be shown a lot of hate but know it’s what’s gonna help u get to this place and one day I’ll be waiting for u to take the reigns.

Sincerely,

A 21 year old me

[lionfloss]

by ram__han