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saucysage

wear robes do magic serve cunt

devilishdescent

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

tiktoksthataregood-ish

true-drew

#icon!#video

henstomper

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

fridaynightshameblog

GOD OKAY ALRIGHT

Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"

Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

gimmickbird-deactivated20231221

I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner

alivehouse

i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows

alivehouse

the same creature

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

By the way, the southeastern USA is considered a humid subtropical climate. Alabama and Tennessee and Georgia and the Carolinas and Tennessee and all that stuff, that's considered to be subtropical instead of regular "temperate"

For some reason I did not know this. Maybe it just seemed too "exotic."

headspace-hotel

The funniest part of gaining plant knowledge is realizing that regular people in the states I've been in think the place they live is just, boring and normal.

Like, NO! You live in a paradise of rare, exotic biodiversity! Kentucky has the world's most extensive cave system full of rare cave animals evolved to live in a sunless underworld! Do you know where these grow wild?