[interdimensionalcats]

It is unfortunate, but I do have a physical form.

[bees-with-swords]

One must imagine Sisyphus on SSRIs

[bees-with-swords]

The first time I met Aphrodite she was brunching with a gaggle of queens at the back of a ratty little place in the Castro. She told me they were her chosen people and I said I know, I see her sometimes in the puddles outside nightclubs when it's time to go home. She said we should meet up in 40 years once I know how to properly appreciate her work. Then I was too nervous to give the cute waiter my number and I regretted it all week.

[bees-with-swords]

The second time I met Aphrodite was three years later, when i glanced at my reflection in the bus window and saw her smile on my lips. I asked the person sitting next to me if they were going to the convention too. We walked there together from the bus stop.

[bees-with-swords]

Last night I didn't need to see her to know she was there. I unbuttoned my shirt when I got home and thought, maybe I'll give him my number tomorrow. That doesn't sound so hard. Maybe Aphrodite isn't all she's cracked up to be.

[queerpeers]

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

[queerpeers]

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

[the-ladyguinevere]

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

[doggirlpaws]

I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"

Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up

Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow

[doggirlpaws]

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore

[theehorsepusssy]

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[probuccalfat]

i’m always like there’s no way i can get sexier and i keep getting sexier

[mrsterlingeverything]

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[theehorsepusssy]

[baravita2]

[furry-fey]

Userpage of BeeNic -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Husky from China.. . Not an artist, but an art collector.

[maturebeefformick]

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[atelier-tamamoland]

[lederkerl23-deactivated20251109]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[important-cat-pics]

[seanagain-offagain]

Blood results came back, doctor said if I don’t make out with a thick hairy man soon I’ll die painfully and horribly