DJ Chromatoze

art wanker, shitposter, twitch dj, conspicuously gay Cyberpunk fanfic: @closetheloops

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Rewatching The L Word for the first time in 15 years, and I have so many new opinions like how they did Max, Lisa, and Ivan so fucking dirty and also how I somehow hate Jenny Schecter even more now.

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I'm running out of weed and rationing never works so I said fuck it and rolled something I couldn't handle and now I am too fucking high: A novel

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Santa Claus' sleigh breaks down over northern Germany.

"Bah," he exclaims, looking down... "Hamburg."

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Powers of ADHD and Chronic Fatigue combine!

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This is Dad Joke Lesbian erasure

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my love language is just leaving people alone so I don't annoy them

[catchymemes]

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But then how would I tell the difference from any other day?

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There are worse ways to go, I guess.

[drchucktingle]

IT IS VERY COOL TO MAKE THINGS

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THANK YOU CHUCK DOES THAT INCLUDE MISTAKES

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Goddamnit, doesn't anyone care about spoilers anymore?!

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inside you there are two bees

wait, two hundred bees

two THOUSAND bees

an infinite swarm of bees each of whom with it's own personal trauma and insurmountable to-do list and none of them have been sleeping well lately

it's just sad bees all the way down

also you have ADHD

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