PUNK A-F

no longer a teenager, but still a very bored girl

[easemyymindd]

[cannabiscomrade]

I’m so glad that you didn’t have to worry about death and your friends dying while us dirty allos were suffering :-) /sarc

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY

[killerville]

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

[delts]

laugh your ass off here

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

Ross dies of influenza

[debonair-bear-deactivated201804]

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

[zecurlyone]

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

[zudilio]

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

[imevilnow]

[ifc]

Interior design.

[xoxo-ducky]

[onlytwitterpics]

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[stingdragon]

Time of the Month

Eggs: Ovulated

Uterus: Fluffed

Sperm: Nonexistent

[stingdragon]

my lining is forcibly removed from my uterine walls

[intoxifaded]

I love the word “fuckboy”. After so many years of constantly hearing “slut”, “skank”, and “whore” mainly used as insults against women, it’s great to have one specialized for men. It’s great that we’re coming together to call out annoying, perverted, irrelevant men by calling them “fuckboys”. I love it. More, please.

[summerlabeouf]

[antiteen]

remember when zayn was like “Z016🙌🏽👏🏽” and then did literally nothing groundbreaking the entire year

[methhomework]

[nakedly]

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

[sprezzaturan]

Oof…haven’t been on tumblr in forever. Gonna try to get back into it.  I feel like I’m sleepy all the time now, so I made a little tribute to my bed. Which one are you?

[dehaans]